r/miscatculations Nov 13 '24

Roger was in a hurry

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u/QuantumAnubis Nov 14 '24

Should always have your animal wear a life vest when on a boat

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u/Iorny31 Nov 14 '24

A cat wearing a life vest sounds absolutely adorable.

Also, I didn’t know that they made life vests for cats. I’m assuming they’re just smaller versions of the life vests made for dogs.

My cat wouldn’t wear a life vest. He’s too cool for school.

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u/glytxh Nov 14 '24

I tried to make my cat wear a little beanie hat with cute little ear holes in it about six months ago, and I don’t think she’s yet forgiven me.

I have a little princess dress tucked away too. I don’t even dare try that.

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u/Iorny31 Nov 14 '24

Your cat will never forget the torture she had to endure whilst wearing that little beanie. She’s been plotting revenge ever since.

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u/glytxh Nov 14 '24

I’ve resigned myself to the fact that my days are numbered.

Treats will only buy me so much time.

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u/Ksh_667 Nov 15 '24

Oh yeh rite, good luck with that human. I suppose you do value your life? 😹😹