r/miscatculations • u/henrique_CAP • Nov 13 '24

Roger was in a hurry

1.5k Upvotes

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u/mechengr17 Nov 13 '24

The tone really gets me

It just screams, "Roger, we've had this talk before hon. Don't jump until I tell you...Roger!!! Good grief."

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u/RainSurname Nov 14 '24

They definitely have, they live on the boat.

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u/GiG7JiL7 Nov 14 '24

"Rogaaahr"

That is the voice of a woman who is disappointed, but not surprised at all 😂

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u/Bakelite51 Nov 14 '24

Got this voice all the time from my ex lol

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u/GiG7JiL7 Nov 15 '24

😂😂

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora Nov 15 '24

She turned into Moira Rose there for a quick sec

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u/Iorny31 Nov 14 '24

Don’t care how many times this video is reposted I’ll watch it every damn time!

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u/cockypock_aioli Nov 14 '24

Haha I wish I coulda seen the next few seconds too but I respect the prompt shift to saving Roger.

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u/n-some Nov 13 '24

A rare case of "don't film, just help."

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u/biggb5 Nov 14 '24

I feel like this is rare. I think this about 1 of every 10 videos.

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u/QuantumAnubis Nov 14 '24

Should always have your animal wear a life vest when on a boat

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u/Iorny31 Nov 14 '24

A cat wearing a life vest sounds absolutely adorable.

Also, I didn’t know that they made life vests for cats. I’m assuming they’re just smaller versions of the life vests made for dogs.

My cat wouldn’t wear a life vest. He’s too cool for school.

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Nov 14 '24

They’re not just small dog vests, cats are different enough to need a different design and popular enough that a design for them has been done.

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u/glytxh Nov 14 '24

I tried to make my cat wear a little beanie hat with cute little ear holes in it about six months ago, and I don’t think she’s yet forgiven me.

I have a little princess dress tucked away too. I don’t even dare try that.

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u/Iorny31 Nov 14 '24

Your cat will never forget the torture she had to endure whilst wearing that little beanie. She’s been plotting revenge ever since.

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u/glytxh Nov 14 '24

I’ve resigned myself to the fact that my days are numbered.

Treats will only buy me so much time.

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u/Ksh_667 Nov 15 '24

Oh yeh rite, good luck with that human. I suppose you do value your life? 😹😹

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u/ISEGaming Nov 14 '24

He's a cat fish. Don't deny him his natural calling!

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u/criticalnom Nov 14 '24

I love Roger.

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u/Razia70 Nov 14 '24

Shameless repost. We all know it wasn't Roger's first rodeo 🤣

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u/biggb5 Nov 14 '24

Rodger said i done with all these water... i know boat will go eventually go back near the building with my cat bed and food

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Nov 14 '24

Damn it roger….

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u/SWM89 Nov 15 '24

He went full send. 🤣

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u/gukinator Nov 16 '24

Lol that dingus was not even close

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u/CuteKiwiKitty Nov 18 '24

HE WAS SO CONFIDENT 😭😭