My sister let my niece (4) and nephew (6) pick out everyone's gifts this year and this gem is what they chose for me 🥰

I can't believe how long it took hank to kick this guys ass considering how much he loves his lawn. In fact he kept his cool until the archeologist mentioned scoring with Peggy.

And side note - despite how much of a dreadful, despicable person Gilbert can be, he was kind enough to offer this man his handkerchief.

Hank: You’re at John Redcorn's?

Dale : Ya gotta help me Hank. Here’s the plan. Psss…pssp….psss..psssp.

I Crack up everytime Cotton Hill refers to Hanks wife as "Hanks Wife". Like In the episode "The Final Shinsult" cotton is speaking to Hank and says "I can come live with you and Hanks wife?". XD

Her name is “little bag.” She pushes and used drugs, which might come in little bags. Or her “little bag” of cash she was chasing.

Interestingly enough in Chinese it means “sat in the fog” which, if she’s smoking her meth, is another really fun little Easter egg.

(I know the joke is also he loves building stuff etc but still). Also the episode is 24 something years old, I guess even that recently DUIs weren't as bad as they are now

oh yeah I seen other people's versions I love them but want to make my own.

In the episode "Dream Weaver", Dale is jealous of Hank for being better at basket weaving than him and that he's gotten the attention of their whole weaving class along with Dale's idol, he decides that the only possible solution is to get Hank out of the picture. That's right he tries murdering Hank, that's no exaggeration the episode literally says that. It's pretty messed up that he was willing to kill one of his closet friends over baskets of all things but it's also kinda nice that Hank is calm about it because he knows Dale and is used to him doing crazy stuff like this, I always find it funny that when Hank tells Mr. Burbaker (The man Dale idolizes.) about this, he doesn't even comment on that. He only mentions that it would be a waste if Hank quit his talent and the same if Dale continued.

I guess that make