In the immortal words of George Carlin, slightly modified:
You show me a dude getting high and drunk while fishin' and i'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble.
I did the math. 350ml per can × 12 × 4% ABV = 168ml of ethanol, equivalent to a bit more than half a bottle of vodka. In European terms, that's fewer than 7 beers. Spread throughout the day, a person of his size shouldn't even be feeling tipsy. It's definitely the other stuff he consumed.
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u/noxified1 Sep 24 '24
In the immortal words of George Carlin, slightly modified: You show me a dude getting high and drunk while fishin' and i'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble.