My dad can beat up your dad

[u/Rajion]

He still goes to the gym, shovels his own driveway at 66, and used to wrestle in highschool and college, just admit your dad ain't got a chance

[u/Arran13]

My dad grew up building houses and cars and shit he's burly and talented. His hands are like mad tough sure I hands that are black. You fucking fool there's no way your gym-strong dad could beat my real-world-strength dad

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[u/Urgullibl]

Well he's dead, so...