r/formuladank • u/FewCollar227 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” • 3d ago

If cars had F1 penalties

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u/FA1L_STaR BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

Chick Hicks should be executed and have his body incinerated

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u/Think_and_game follow the Sainz 3d ago

Send him to the crusher, he should make for some good scrap.

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u/SomeRandomguy_28 Vettel Cult 3d ago

Black flagged in F1

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u/turboMXDX Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 3d ago

Noted. No further action

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u/Bunhyung BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

We are checking.

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u/PSK1103 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 3d ago

Never knew Chick Hicks was Bri*ish

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u/HardOff BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

It's my main problem with Cars 3. Chick Hicks keeping the piston cup and getting his own show where he can continue to antagonize his grudge(s) in perpetuity. He's not racing anymore, but he's famously successful and seems to have no regrets.

When I first saw the movie, I was hoping that Storm would tear him a new one on TV. "I'm the fastest there is, and you think that I only won because McQueen is old?"

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u/darkxmt Trust the El 🅱️lan 3d ago

He's basically lance of cars

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u/MEGAMAN2312 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 3d ago

Nah lance isn't this malicious... He is Lord Maldonado

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u/Frequent-Coyote-1649 Suck my 🅱️alls mate 3d ago

Nah, Lance isn't malicious. He's Senna.

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u/ilhanguvenerol Vettel Cult 3d ago

Race directors, liquidate his pistons.