r/formuladank • u/FewCollar227 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” • 3d ago
If cars had F1 penalties
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u/FA1L_STaR BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Chick Hicks should be executed and have his body incinerated
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u/Think_and_game follow the Sainz 3d ago
Send him to the crusher, he should make for some good scrap.
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u/SomeRandomguy_28 Vettel Cult 3d ago
Black flagged in F1
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u/HardOff BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
It's my main problem with Cars 3. Chick Hicks keeping the piston cup and getting his own show where he can continue to antagonize his grudge(s) in perpetuity. He's not racing anymore, but he's famously successful and seems to have no regrets.
When I first saw the movie, I was hoping that Storm would tear him a new one on TV. "I'm the fastest there is, and you think that I only won because McQueen is old?"
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u/darkxmt Trust the El 🅱️lan 3d ago
He's basically lance of cars
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u/MEGAMAN2312 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 2d ago
Nah lance isn't this malicious... He is Lord Maldonado
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u/KillerActual Vettel Cult 3d ago
To be fair a lotta things in NASCAR that can be considered normal would grant you a black flag in F1.
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u/mdmeaux 🇬🇧 I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right 🇬🇧 3d ago
2005 Dinoco 400 Stewards Decision: Collision between Car 86 and Car 64
The stewards heard from Car 86 (Chick Hicks) and Car 64 (Winford Bradford Rutherford) about the collision on lap 194 which caused resulted in Car 64 losing control and hitting Car 92, and consequently causing a large pile up. Car 86 was ahead going into the corner and Car 64 attempted to pass around the outside. Car 86 then made contact with Car 64. Radio logs reveal that shortly before the incident, Car 86 said the following over the radio: "Dinoco's All Mine". The stewards verdict is that although Car 86 drifted into Car 64, Car 86 was ahead at the apex and so this was a racing incident.
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Winford? The car who beat 7-time champion Lightning McQueen in equal machinery????
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u/Anti_tragus BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
So Chick Hicks is basically Lance Stroll?
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u/KaynGiovanna BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
At least Chick was good enough to fight for the championship against a Rookie Mcqueen and a Old King, Stroll can't beat anyone man 😓
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u/PrimateOnAPlanet “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 2d ago
Stroll beat the wall at Singapore because he’s just that committed.
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u/LeClaire16 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Chick is like most f1 drivers when they're fighting for a championship
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
r/formuladank trying not to say Verstappen or Schumacher LMFAO
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u/Wheat_Grinder Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 3d ago
V- urgh Sch- urgh
SENNA there we go
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
It's even funnier with the latter one because he was the fairest out of these 3, and by miles. Like, they're not even on the same league but the new kids don't know that, they just pop his name up whenever they need to defend Maxie
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u/Chiaki_Ronpa SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL 2d ago
No because Chick Hicks can stay within touching distance of the cars in front of him.
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u/SquirtleChimchar BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
"Leaving the track and gaining an advantage" after he'd been forced off? Pretty sure if you get boffed off you're allowed to remain ahead (see Hamilton at AD21 (no not that one))
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u/la_bata_sucia I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 3d ago
I thought that would be unsafe rejoining the track like Vettel in canada
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u/MessyMix BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
True for maintaining his position on Chick Hicks, but he gained an advantage on The King whilst off the track.
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Yeah you are. We saw it again this year in Mexico (the first ones, both Carlos and Norris)
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u/Amphiscian BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I dunno man, a questionable application of the rules handing out penalties is a pretty realistic depiction of F1
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u/Robestos86 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Would there also be one for not changing all 4 tyres? Not using 2 compounds in a race.
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u/FewCollar227 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 3d ago
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u/Tree_Wanderer I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 3d ago
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u/VinhoVerde21 BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Chick basically trying to fucking murder his rivals and getting zero punishment for it somehow makes it funnier
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u/MidasPL BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
If Chick were British, all of those would be racing incidents.
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago edited 2d ago
If he was dutch, all of these would never get investigated.
They hated him because he told them the truth.
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u/pannenkoek0923 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
If you had brains you would not leave shit comments
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Pissed you off didn't I?
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u/JustAGhost3_ If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 2d ago
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Mate I'm just being dank, the dude got butthurt and forgot which sub he was in.
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u/SnowConvertible Question. 3d ago
Dangerous parking? Isn't stopping on the track (without reason) by itself forbidden?
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Not if you did a badass burnout in front of the finish line like Maxie Baxie
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u/psychohistorian8 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 3d ago
didn't they actually make a rule related to that?
or am I thinking about the rule where pit crew can no longer climb the fence at the finish line
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Probably thinking of the latter. Man the RB pit crew had the time of their lives in '23.
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u/HYDRA-XTREME Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 3d ago
this is the off season content we need more of
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u/LilJapKid STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT 3d ago
Someone send this to Lawson
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u/Sensitive_Dot_2853 I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid 3d ago
McQueen also overtook a safety car after pit in Cars 1. Isn't it a disqualification by instant in NASCAR?
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u/Strait_Raider BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
If I'm remembering right, didn't he specifically manage to exit the pits just ahead of the safety car which is how he recovered from being down a lap?
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u/Stickyboard BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
Chick Hicks is Verstappen
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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago
inb4 all the downvotes get your ass.
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u/vjollila96 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 3d ago
kings crash was kinda his own fault imo he's blocking ended up his rear hitting Chick's front corner
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u/Temporary-Guidance20 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Chick Hicks was just delivering Hamiltion's special love tap in rear wheel. Shouldn't be any penalty :(
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u/atomicator99 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 3d ago
Isn't there a twist about McQueen using non-standard fuel in the second film?
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u/Vinlain458 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
The new F1 movie seems to be headed in the direction of the "Cars" series.
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u/alc3biades WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH 2d ago
That leaving the track and gaining an advantage was also an unsafe rejoin
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u/ZealousidealPound460 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
This is hilarious and should be viral in the f1 community ASAP. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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u/NudesyourDMme 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK 2d ago
How many points on a super licence can you throw away per movie?
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u/Competitive_Cap2984 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Ramming a car is allowed but then being off track as a result is not? Huhhhhh
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u/notCHALlmao Ke🅱️in Ma🅱️nussen 🧨 2d ago
Is this you?
(Be thankful that the mods did your job for you)
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u/notCHALlmao Ke🅱️in Ma🅱️nussen 🧨 2d ago
Also, we gave a repost over 6000 upvotes and FOUR awards. WTF ARE WE DOING HERE?
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u/pulianshi “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 2d ago
I think the sheer number of causing a collision penalties Chick gets would cause him to be DSQed. Note that penalties for causing a collision can be far more severe if they're intentional (see: Schumacher 1997) and also if they're repeated.
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u/Hanshagen_ BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Chick higs learned from the best, a hamilton special
(this is a joke pls dont kill me)
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