Currently sitting behind Fernando in traffic

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[u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

How much is the gap

[u/Ok-Vegetable-2818 → u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

"Copy, we are checking"

[u/Good_Spray4434 → u/Ok-Vegetable-2818]

Box box

[u/NotThrowingAwayMyAcc → u/Good_Spray4434]

"Are we going to pit?"

[u/DoubleDutchDutchman → u/NotThrowingAwayMyAcc]

Stay out! Stay out!

[u/soulseeker31 → u/DoubleDutchDutchman]

What the F***** **** ******* ******

[u/TheMarshalll → u/Good_Spray4434]

Stay out, stay out

[u/DarthStatPaddus → u/TheMarshalll]

Hey man!

[u/flyingborzoi → u/TheMarshalll]

In in in in in in in in

[u/justinblase → u/Ok-Vegetable-2818]

"Hope he doesn't start weaving through!"

[u/HarvgulI → u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

“ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE TO LEAVE A SPACE”

[u/NickProko → u/HarvgulI]

best comment

[u/Lobsters4 → u/HarvgulI]

This is the comment. LOL.

[u/antivirals_ → u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

don't tailgate. all the time you have to leave the space

[u/DrakesTearDrops → u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

LOL

[u/NickProko → u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

0.4

[u/BitterStatus9 → u/Ikhaatrauwekaas]

“Question…?”

[u/Anindya_Islam → u/BitterStatus9]

"we're checking"

[u/Fine-Cloud-4847]

EL PLAN BABY!

[u/MicrobeProbe → u/Fine-Cloud-4847]

El *Pelon 😂

[u/dac2199]

EI PLN -> EIPLN -> LPINE -> ALPINE

Mercedes car = Mercedes engine

Okey Flavio, we found you!

[u/_elvane → u/dac2199]

You're a genius

[u/FactLicker → u/dac2199]

I thought it's El Plan 😐

[u/SuperSuperGloo → u/FactLicker]

every spaniard did aswell

[u/Spraynpray89 → u/FactLicker]

Thats the joke

[u/Thev69 → u/Spraynpray89]

I can't believe I only just got this joke today.

Years wondering wtf "El Plan" actually was

[u/Spraynpray89 → u/Thev69]

"The Plan". Thats all there is to it. It doesn't actually have anything to do with Alpine if that's what you are thinking. The person above was just making a joke using the letters.

[u/Thev69 → u/Spraynpray89]

Maybe both of us just didn't get it? 🤔

[u/Spraynpray89 → u/Thev69]

It's not that deep 😂

[u/chengstark → u/dac2199]

Where is the el pain?

[u/dac2199 → u/chengstark]

Le pain est dans la boulangerie

[u/MrTiq → u/dac2199]

GTA 6 merchant

[u/space_coyote_86]

A diesel and not the G63?

GP2 engine!

[u/Right-Ladd → u/space_coyote_86]

Car feels good, much slower than before!

[u/Good_Air_7192 → u/space_coyote_86]

Mecachrome V634T

[u/Caspi7 → u/space_coyote_86]

Diesel is the engine that belongs in a G wagon

[u/ProfessionalAd352 → u/space_coyote_86]

A diesel and not the G63?

He cares about the environment /s

[u/space_coyote_86 → u/ProfessionalAd352]

True. He came up in the refuelling era, he wants to get to the finish with less pitstops.

[u/Cold_Dawn95 → u/space_coyote_86]

Tbf it saves going to the petrol station as often and even the performance of the diesel is more than enough for the UK's roads ...

[u/blind_ruler]

Well ofc you are behind him as 'Fernando is faster than you'

[u/douglasbaadermeinhof → u/blind_ruler]

I know you've got some understeer but this cannot be possible!

[u/Homerbola92 → u/douglasbaadermeinhof]

You cannot be 2 seconds slower than Fernando mate, COME ON!

[u/Accomplished-Dot-00]

5 seconds is a yoke! A yoke!

[u/Collapsing_Cliff_01 → u/Accomplished-Dot-00]

WHERES PALMER

[u/rayyan0709 → u/Collapsing_Cliff_01]

Uhh Palmer has retired,Fernando

[u/Collapsing_Cliff_01 → u/rayyan0709]

KARMA

[u/Ishu_99]

"All the time you have to leave the space"

[u/Most-Inflation-1022 → u/Ishu_99]

"All the time you have to leave the eh-space"

FTFY

[u/TheShreyinator]

All I'm sayin, OP, is don't cut the chicane.

[u/Own_Welder_2821 → u/TheShreyinator]

Don’t cut the chicane chicken

[u/PuzzleheadedSchmuzzl]

Careful, you're probably about to get rear-ended by Lance.

[u/Neatto69]

Bortoleto on the passenger seat, still working out the 50th physics homework of the past week.

[u/Heartlight]

Does this imply that someone somewhere has an actual EL PLAN plate?

[u/damoclescreed]

try bringing a cat next time, you might see him in person lmfao

[u/clau2021]

How far behind is Stroll?

[u/zedpowered → u/clau2021]

Bout 2 seasons…..

[u/charlierc → u/clau2021]

Five tenths

[u/CockyBulls → u/charlierc]

…of the race!

[u/Fine-Cloud-4847]

Is it truly Fernando?

[u/merbutler → u/Fine-Cloud-4847]

nope it’s timothy sheen

[u/LOKl31 → u/Fine-Cloud-4847]

😒

[u/kocaerr]

Bro you should leave the space

[u/tranarrius]

All according to El Plan.

[u/jollypie272]

He cut the chicken

[u/Cathodicum]

GP2 Engine !!

[u/_GD5_]

Are you going to throw a dummy and throw it up the inside?

[u/Willbury23]

Fernando is faster than you. Did you understand the message?

[u/m0nkeyhero]

Did he cut the chicken?

[u/decentish36]

Fernando’s legendary Employment Insurance plan.

[u/Critical-Rhubarb-730]

Looks like an undertaker hearse.. El pln negative...

[u/yeS_69_69]

Finally no gp2 engine

[u/EvanMcc18]

"Fernando is Faster than you"

[u/AdmirableAceAlias]

Hmm. Think he could smooth-talk/alonso-mail his way into a transfer deal between him and Antonelli if Mercedes find themselves at the front?

[u/Affectionate-Bed2738]

that’s not something u see everyday

[u/ihavenoidea81]

Much zzlower than before

[u/UmairWaseem276]

Be careful he won't break

[u/Agreeable_Syrup_5372]

El Pelón?

[u/311voltures]

El Pelón

[u/delphicphoenix]

G400d is criminal

[u/TunerJoe → u/delphicphoenix]

G400d means the owner has taste. The G63 is a pointless flex machine.

[u/m1a2c2kali → u/TunerJoe]

The base g class is a pointless flex machine lol

[u/TunerJoe → u/m1a2c2kali]

BS. The base model is an actual capable off roader. Who tf would want to do off roading with 22s

[u/yamsyamsya → u/TunerJoe]

Has anyone ever taken these offroading ever?

[u/m1a2c2kali → u/TunerJoe]

It’s plenty capable (but so is the amg) but you can get an actual capable off roader with way less money. It’s all flex , check out the trails, for all the talk about jeeps being mall crawlers of which they def are you see way more of them on the trails

[u/delphicphoenix → u/TunerJoe]

It’s a diesel mate 🙄 The only thing they are tasting is smog

[u/BassWingerC-137 → u/delphicphoenix]

Diesel = low end torque = good off road.

[u/TunerJoe → u/delphicphoenix]

So be it. I don't mind it on such a vehicle.

[u/haha2lolol → u/delphicphoenix]

tbf the g400d outputs a lot less CO2 than the G63

(228g/km vs 335g/km)

[u/Oockland → u/delphicphoenix]

You're livin' in 2010 man. The particluate emission regs or diesel are pretty much the same as petrol.

[u/BassWingerC-137 → u/delphicphoenix]

I wish we got these in the US. This is a proper G.

[u/Odd-Bar-4969 → u/delphicphoenix]

Its proper

[u/No_Consideration7925]

:-) maybe you can go to the same place. 

[u/MaxTheRealSlayer]

Race him!

[u/wotsthebuzz]

Are you sure it's him? I would have expected him to be behind you 😉

[u/coconut-coins]

Honk .0005 seconds after the light turns green. Can’t have him getting comfortable or complacent

[u/Rafan10]

Diesel is one odd choice for him

[u/Dr_House_78again]

Is not el plan, is LA MISION 🤑🤑🤑, 33 in 2025 is coming soon

[u/Responsible-Wasabi59]

Fernando is faster than you! Pls confirm

[u/ZeePM]

Didn't Lewis own one of these or an earlier version? I remember him talking about it on Top Gear. Clarkson was making fun of him for using the fuel of Satan because it was a diesel.

[u/graph1cology]

He's faster than you

[u/IS2SPICY4U]

That means you’re in 11th place

[u/False_Cat6076]

Remember all the time you have to leave the space when you pass

[u/neurodeep]

Employment Insurance… wtf is pln?

[u/Lussypicker1969]

I would pass him so you can always say that you’ve passed Alonso

[u/Fresh_Preparation421]

Mister save the universe driving a 4 liter diesel is quite the hypocrisy.

[u/delightone → u/Fresh_Preparation421]

Dude, you are probably thinking about the wrong driver.

[u/pahel_miracle13]

Mercedes Alonso let's go

[u/YoooCakess]

You should overtake

[u/BigBlackHzYoBak]

Stroll probably binned it up ahead and they are waiting for the marshals to clear out the wreck.

[u/Sokolberg]

So it’s either:

A: Alonso moves to Mercedes, replaces Russell, sabotages Antonelli and becomes champion in 25

B: Alonso moves to Mercedes and they immediately fall to 8th in constructors

[u/andreberna]

that back window is my favourite band

[u/justk4y]

KARMA

[u/heeringa]

Thank you for leaving the space.

[u/ap17o4]

Ive seen more posts deleted with triple the effort get deleted but this stays on because its haha elplan nando go brrrr

[u/micknick0000 → u/ap17o4]

.....what?

[u/BEETHR33 → u/[deleted]]

God help us if we check if it’s taxed and see if it passed it’s MOT test, not cool at all

[u/test_123123 → u/[deleted]]

So you should cover up your number plate when driving in public? Got it

[u/BelowTheSun1993 → u/[deleted]]

My guy, that isn't really Fernando Alonso lol

[u/FuryOWO → u/[deleted]]

number plates don't giveaway any significant information lol

[u/FuryOWO → u/[deleted]]

yeah maybe if you work in a department of transport or like hack it maybe but a regular person can't do anything nefarious with a number plate lol

[u/FuryOWO → u/[deleted]]

that's a fucking stupid idea to do with personalized number plates. no one doing vehicle registration fraud is dumb enough to do that

[u/NuclearMoose92 → u/[deleted]]

It's not cool to be posting publicly available information about cars that you can do a quick search on Google to find out everything about the vehicle? Who would have thought eh?

[u/Heis3nberg99 → u/[deleted]]

I don't see a number

[u/3scap3plan → u/[deleted]]

Number plates are not sensitive information lol

[u/Vegetable_Problem_49 → u/[deleted]]

Stop fuckin yapping mate. It's just a plate. Get on with it.

[u/KiwieeiwiK → u/[deleted]]

Why not