r/facepalm • u/GlitterMackenzie • Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/MisterProfGuy Sep 02 '24

Well 7 Brazilian is a lot of accounts.

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u/nigelthewarpig Sep 02 '24

How many zeros are in a Brazilian?

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u/Amster2 Sep 02 '24

If we consider that every Brazilian is born with an infinite potential to become anything they desire, then in theory, each Brazilian starts with an infinite number of zeros—zeros representing the limitless possibilities yet to be explored. Of course, once they start making decisions, those zeros start collapsing into ones

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u/ssbm_rando Sep 02 '24

those zeros start collapsing into ones

... and then we start parsing them in unary instead of decimal? This metaphor doesn't make a whole lot of sense

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u/chefcoompies Sep 03 '24

No dummy he means Brazilians are binary they are either criminals or off duty cops there is no other choice. This is my assessment from YouTube self protection videos

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u/Amster2 Sep 02 '24

yes its pretty shit