r/facepalm • u/GlitterMackenzie • Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/Frequent-Piano6164 Sep 02 '24

I remember when musk called out Zuckerberg to a MMA fight. once he realized Zuckerberg was training and would win, musk canceled the fight. He is a walking turd. Each mistake is worse than the last. Remember, musk is a “free speech absolutist”, meaning only free speech he likes.

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u/SuckNFuckJunction Sep 02 '24

lol Musk's mom even tweeted for them to call of the fight, he is a literal child in a 50 year old man's weird steroid body

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u/jd3marco Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 03 '24

Don’t blame steroids for that slab of miso physique. That looks more like the sloth and gluttony of a dimwitted billionaire.

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u/AverySmooth80 Sep 02 '24

There are a lot of pics out there where he looks like Grumio from Plebs.

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u/elartefakto Sep 03 '24

Salve Avery. That’s an insult to Grumio!

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u/chefcoompies Sep 03 '24

Ah yes “miso physique” will definitely be added to my vocabulary that with underdeveloped kumquat.

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u/boxen Sep 03 '24

Weird steroid body? What? He's a chubby, aging man. I've never seen anyone on steroids with that poor of a physique.

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u/Edraitheru14 Sep 03 '24

You probably have. Lots more people are on steroids than the huge or ripped dudes. Steroids won't do shit for you if you're not putting in the work in the gym and kitchen and bed. And even then genetics still have a big factor.

Dunno why op would assume steroids though. But it wouldn't surprise me if he took steroids thinking they were some muscle drug and didn't realize you still had to be a gym rat to get results

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u/Prof_Black Sep 03 '24

Which makes his fanboys absolutely freaks on how they bend over for Elon

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u/CartographerKey7322 Sep 03 '24

Don’t forget “pastey “