r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/EmperorBamboozler Sep 02 '24

It's wild that people think this man is smart given the evidence we now have to the contrary.

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u/gahidus Sep 02 '24

He was in the right place at the right time starting PayPal. It was a good time to be starting things on the internet.

He is not Tony Stark though, and it seems ridiculous that anyone thinks he is.

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u/katmom1969 Sep 02 '24

He didn't start paypal though.

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u/djseifer Sep 02 '24

No, that was other evil billionaire Peter Thiel. Elon was part of another company that merged with the company that would become Paypal.

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u/UnknownAverage Sep 02 '24

And Elon tried to take over PayPal and be a giant asshole like always, and got booted, I think? He is incapable of being anyone's equal and has to be top dog wherever he is. It's just so sad that so many people fall in line for him and people like him.

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u/sandgoose Sep 02 '24

Correct, he then took the money from getting booted from Paypal and invested that into Tesla on the stipulation that he gets labeled a co-founder. IIRC He was trying to Paypal --> X when they booted him.

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u/LiberalAspergers Sep 02 '24

TBF, Tesla had 4 staff when he came in and became #5.

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u/NoBetterOptions_real Sep 02 '24

Peter Thiel is the guy who appointed JD Vance, isn't it?

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u/djseifer Sep 02 '24

Yep. JD "Couch Enthusiast" Vance is Thiel's lapdog.

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u/Mr_Figgins Sep 02 '24

I was painfully reminded a month ago that fuck face musk is in Iron Man 2 and it immediately put me off.

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u/Doriantalus Sep 02 '24

How do you think we Star Trek fans felt when Star Trek Discovery lists him off as one of the great inventors alongside the Wright Brothers and Zephram Cochrane (the man who invented warp for humanity in universe)?

It was like saying, "like those great feminists, Simone de Beauvoir, Susan B Anthony, and Donald Trump."

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u/SuckNFuckJunction Sep 02 '24

The Simpsons had him on one episode at some point during the shitty seasons which is like 24 of them now. Lisa, always the bullshit detector in the show, fawns over him and calls him "one of our greatest living inventors" or something along those lines. Really highlights how the show mostly revolves around guest stars playing themselves more and more as the show went on and quality declined.

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u/JoeMax93 Sep 02 '24

Damn, I knew there was I reason I hated ST:D from the beginning. Happily I missed that.

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u/vladcheetor Sep 02 '24

We can at least copium it as Lorca being from the mirror universe, where Musk's behavior would actually be appealing. Lorca was a gigantic piece of shit role-playing as a starfleet captain, so it makes sense he'd slip up now and then.

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u/Blow-up-the-ocean Sep 02 '24

Just be thankful STD is over

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u/Darmok47 Sep 02 '24

Ironically, Zephram Cochrane was kind of a shitty person in universe (alcoholic, built the warp ship for money so he could "retire to an island full of naked women") but history sanded his rough edges off by the time of TNG. Wouldn't be surprised if the same happens to Musk, though obviously he wasn't an inventor on the same level.

Also, in Discovery, its later revealed that the character who said that about Musk is from the Evil Mirror Universe, so I wonder if that was an early hint.

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u/Doriantalus Sep 02 '24

I actually like to think that he was reviewing our history and Musk stuck out as a great man from his perspective and wasalso listed under 'innovators' or something.

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u/lilahking Sep 02 '24

i mean, discovery was kind of a bad show anyways

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u/Doriantalus Sep 02 '24

Yes, because of exactly this type of writing.

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u/DINNERTIME_CUNT Sep 02 '24

He didn’t start PayPal.

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u/galamont Sep 02 '24

We Were all fooled when he didnt speak as much in public, and was the "founder" of Tesla, spaceX, the boring company... The Media portraited him as the solver of big humanity problems.

Then me meet real Elon...

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u/Accomplished_Map836 Sep 02 '24

Nah he did phone book, but online 🤣 Truly a genius.

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u/caspirinha Sep 02 '24

Kara Swisher knows him better than almost anyone, despises him, and still calls him the greatest entrepreneur of his generation. I hate him as well but Redditors love to repeat this against better evidence