r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/Frequent-Piano6164 Sep 02 '24

I remember when musk called out Zuckerberg to a MMA fight. once he realized Zuckerberg was training and would win, musk canceled the fight. He is a walking turd. Each mistake is worse than the last. Remember, musk is a “free speech absolutist”, meaning only free speech he likes.

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u/SuckNFuckJunction Sep 02 '24

lol Musk's mom even tweeted for them to call of the fight, he is a literal child in a 50 year old man's weird steroid body

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u/jd3marco Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 03 '24

Don’t blame steroids for that slab of miso physique. That looks more like the sloth and gluttony of a dimwitted billionaire.

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u/AverySmooth80 Sep 02 '24

There are a lot of pics out there where he looks like Grumio from Plebs.

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u/elartefakto Sep 03 '24

Salve Avery. That’s an insult to Grumio!

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u/chefcoompies Sep 03 '24

Ah yes “miso physique” will definitely be added to my vocabulary that with underdeveloped kumquat.

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u/boxen Sep 03 '24

Weird steroid body? What? He's a chubby, aging man. I've never seen anyone on steroids with that poor of a physique.

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u/Edraitheru14 Sep 03 '24

You probably have. Lots more people are on steroids than the huge or ripped dudes. Steroids won't do shit for you if you're not putting in the work in the gym and kitchen and bed. And even then genetics still have a big factor.

Dunno why op would assume steroids though. But it wouldn't surprise me if he took steroids thinking they were some muscle drug and didn't realize you still had to be a gym rat to get results

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u/Prof_Black Sep 03 '24

Which makes his fanboys absolutely freaks on how they bend over for Elon

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u/CartographerKey7322 Sep 03 '24

Don’t forget “pastey “

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u/OverFjell Sep 02 '24

I think that potential fight was the only time I've ever rooted for Zuckerberg on anything. I wanted Elon to get Zucced

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u/brashboy Sep 02 '24

Mess with the Zucc, you get Fucc

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u/browser17 Sep 03 '24

You wanted to see him Zucceed :D

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u/MarginalOmnivore Sep 02 '24

No, no, no. This manly paragon of Western Values® had his mommy cancel the fight.

Apartheid Clyde and his sycophants, just like the leaders of their Brownshirt inspiration, actually embody none of the values they claim to hold dear. Except the racism. They are quite skilled at showing the world how racist they are.

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u/Booksarepricey Sep 02 '24

I would’ve loved to watch Zuckerberg of all people beat the shit out of Musk on live TV

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Sep 02 '24

Dear Zuckerberg,

If you beat up Musk, I'll finally sign up for Facebook.

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u/tomahawkfury13 Sep 02 '24

You're forgetting the best part. He called it off cuz his mommy said to so as to give him an excuse

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u/saccharind Sep 02 '24

fuck zuck and all but god it would be so funny to watch him absolutely body the sad sack of shit that is musk

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u/fakeDEODORANT1483 Sep 02 '24

Yeah i wouldnt even have a problem with this extreme free speech absolutism if all these proponents of it were at least consistent. But they never are. Like i would consider myself very pro-all free speech, i think its important to give everyone a voice no matter how crazy they might be, but this guy just does jack shit to promote that.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Sep 02 '24

Yeah, he’s ok with actual Nazis and white supremacists posting their horseshit, but woe betide the man who uses the “cis” prefix to describe a person.

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u/diurnal_emissions Sep 03 '24

I dunno. 7 Brazilian Nazi accounts on Twatter sure sounds like a lot of Nazi accounts...

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u/LifeHasLeft Sep 03 '24

Try tweeting the word “cisgender” and see how far free speech gets you on X

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u/fakeDEODORANT1483 Sep 03 '24

ik, elon musk is a dipshit

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u/New_Canoe Sep 02 '24

Yeah, he’s blocked two of my comments in the last few months. Definitely full of shit.

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u/BanditoDeTreato Sep 03 '24

Go to his social media website and type in the word "cisgender" and the funniest thing happens.

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u/DrSafariBoob Sep 02 '24

I don't get why people don't see these people's propoganda. They perpetuate because you talk about them. They don't care about ethics, bad publicity is still publicity to them. They're so boring.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Thinking any moment of this “challenge” was genuine is telling. Lol