r/facepalm • u/GlitterMackenzie • Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/KWAYkai Sep 02 '24

Please put your shirt back on.

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u/HauntedHippie Sep 02 '24

If you squint your eyes, his farmers tan and lack of definition to his torso make it look kinda like he’s wearing a shirt lol.

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u/GraceOfTheNorth Sep 02 '24

or rather a fat suit

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u/Swedzilla Sep 02 '24

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!

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u/TransportationFree32 Sep 02 '24

His version of white power be a little on sick pink side.

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u/jonasinv Sep 02 '24

He's so aggressively white and has zero muscularity. His upper body is just a square slab of meat with zero definition and two stick arms attached to it

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u/GraceStrangerThanYou Sep 02 '24

Is that his bloated liver poking out or am I imagining things?

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u/fart_fig_newton Sep 02 '24

But then we couldn't see his chubby little white incel tits

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u/thezweistar Sep 03 '24

He is paler than me and this is SOMETHING

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u/Jacsmom Sep 03 '24

I remember when he posted a pic of Bill Gates (who had a slight paunch in the pic) on X with the caption “in case u need to lose a boner fast”.

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u/xxred_baronxx Sep 02 '24

He looks like my grandma and she’s been dead for 4 years

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u/reversesumo Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Do you think that as the HGH abuse causes his chest to barrel outwards his nipples are gradually migrating to his armpits? I also wonder if he has a Kuato-like situation going on

Or maybe Tetsuo in the third act of Akira

What an interesting configuration for a human

Edit- is there gender affirming care for walruses? asking for a friend

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u/Bibb5ter Sep 02 '24

What body type do you call that?

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u/Nick_the_bunny Sep 02 '24

wrong, just wrong

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u/Ok_Mortgage1078 Sep 02 '24

You always make fun of middle aged men with their shirts off? Sounds like you didn’t hear a word Jesus was saying 🤷‍♂️

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u/KWAYkai Sep 02 '24

Nope, just this particular middle aged man-child.

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u/Ok_Mortgage1078 Sep 02 '24

Hitler, Stalin, Mao, pol pot, these are men who deserve all of the world’s hatred. Don’t be mad at rich people for being rich. It doesn’t make you feel better, it won’t make you wealthy, and it’s just a bit immature. Invest your money in the stock market like the rich do and become wealthy. Understand finances so you aren’t scared of them

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u/HeimlichLaboratories Sep 02 '24

But people don't hate Elon for being rich, they hate him because he's an asshole

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u/RosesTurnedToDust Sep 03 '24

I can do both. I'm very flexible.

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u/contraflop01 Sep 02 '24

don’t be mad at rich people for being rich

Weren’t you defending free-of-consequences-speech a while ago? If they want to hate rich people, let them hate rich people. Also Elson jusk did more than just being rich to get hate u know

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u/KWAYkai Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

A whole lot of assumptions there. First of all, I am not in need of money. I have plenty (plus, paid off house, cars, savings & investments). I dislike the man because of his stance on LBGTQ+ rights (his pull out of California due to the non-discrimination laws) and because he thinks he’s god & his standard of free speech is the only one that matters. Plus, he a Magat. That shall be my last response to you, you delusional twat. You’re in the wrong sub.

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u/PicklesAndCapers Sep 02 '24

It's just stunning that people as stupid as you can figure out how to use the internet.