r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/timetravel50 Sep 02 '24

Twitter is the cybertruck of social media.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Sep 02 '24

Melts and starts on fire if rain gets on it?

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u/insertrandomnameXD Sep 02 '24

Melts and starts on fire if rain air gets on it?

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Sep 02 '24

It's fine, just don't expose it to the environment.

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u/Snoo-14301 Sep 03 '24

Exposing it to the environment invalidates the warranty, sorry.

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u/Edgybus Sep 03 '24

Just remove from the environment

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u/ShadowOneAu Sep 03 '24

Tow it out beyond the environment #theFrontFellOff

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u/lonely_nipple Sep 03 '24

So it's in a different environment?

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u/lalauna Sep 03 '24

May not be obvious, but it definitely has cardboard derivatives in its construction.

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u/Mdub74 Sep 03 '24

The environment tries to stay out of the truck.

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u/esquilax Sep 03 '24

The frunk fell off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Melts and Starts fire even in Vacuum Sealed storage

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u/le-cool-le-awesome Sep 03 '24

Did they make it out of steel, or sodium?

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u/UpperApe Sep 02 '24

Only appealing to people who are themselves deeply unappealing

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u/statix138 Sep 02 '24

Servers tend to react poorly to being rained on so you may not be far off.

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u/AsleepRespectAlias Sep 02 '24

I'd say Twitter is more like the guy who lives across the road with severe substance issues. Under its previous owner, people forget twitter was still pretty bad, i mean it was a sewer of Nazis, but they were at least doing some moderation, so it was like the dude across the road had a drinking problem but that shit was mostly contained and he was still going to work and mowing his lawn, granted he was absolutely Jim Lahey drunk doing it but he mostly kept to himself.

Elon took over and now its like that dude across the roads on meth and president of the home owners association

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u/por_que_no Sep 03 '24

"Twitter is such a mess, it’s as if they drove a clown car into a gold mine..." _Mark Zuckerberg

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u/Sunstorm84 Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

I want to say X is worse, but DAMN the Cybertruck is a piece of shit.

Edit: typo

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u/warrensussex Sep 02 '24

Typo is still there. It's spelled twitter.

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u/onefst250r Sep 03 '24

False. Its twatter.

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u/Sunstorm84 Sep 02 '24

Twitter is dead. I’m talking about the clusterfuck that Elon turned it into.

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u/pornypete Sep 02 '24

X?

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u/Sunstorm84 Sep 02 '24

X: When Twitter became Xitter

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u/patchyj Sep 02 '24

Elon himself is the brake pedal that fell off. You could say it became...unhinged

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u/Thugalug Sep 02 '24

Breaks when you slam the door

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Sep 02 '24

Musk is the cybertruck of people.

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u/Salt_Adhesiveness161 Sep 03 '24

This is so dead on lmao.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Funny. Going down the highway today, cybertruck raced to get in front of me. I was doing about 75. Light traffic. He flies over 3 lanes to get in front of me, only to slam on his breaks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

The Hot Wheels version of Twitter is better?

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u/random_invisible Sep 03 '24

Elon Musk is the cybertruck of humans

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u/por_que_no Sep 03 '24

Elon is the Kanye of billionaires.

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u/edstonemaniac Never gonna run around and facepalm Sep 02 '24

At least this post is actually a facepalm instead of pure politics.

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u/deltabravodelta Sep 03 '24

Raccoons and rodents love to chew on it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Aww did Elon trigger you? That’s ok take some more antidepressants and hormone blockers you’ll be ok. 👍🏻

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u/timetravel50 Sep 03 '24

I called it cybertruck but why did you take it as an insult, lol? So u also know that both twitter and cybertruck are a piece of trash lmao

And I’ll never get why Randos like you simp for billionaires who don’t even know u ever existed. That’s some loser level dumb fetish. Was it hard typing while jerking off to Elon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Yet you all use it

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u/timetravel50 Sep 02 '24

I don’t, who are you talking about?

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u/ChromeDeagle Sep 03 '24

Never have, never will. Take your fanboy worship back to shitter.