r/facepalm 'MURICA Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/BadTaste421 Aug 28 '24

Three raccoons in a trench coat is the best analogy I’ve heard yet.

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u/FattyLivermore Aug 28 '24

I've heard 50 countries in a trench coat pretending to be one big country

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u/MagusUnion Aug 28 '24

That implies that those states are self sufficient. The red states have some massive deficits in their budget and state level GDP. So they are more dependent on the Fed that their politicians would ever admit.

So it makes more sense to divide the country based on political/cultural blocs instead. Because if anything did happen to the US Constitution to dissolve the Union, these conglomerates would need to be formed in order for the individual statehoods to still have a pragmatic sense of order.

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u/Spider95818 Aug 28 '24

Seriously, the most irritating thing about listening to red state white trash whining about California and New York is that their shithole states would collapse in a week without blue state support. Fuckin' welfare queens....

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u/sparkpaw Aug 28 '24

The only exception to that being Texas, but Texas is certainly not short of its own plethora of problems.

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u/Spider95818 Aug 28 '24

The power grid that's apparently run by the Amish is a nice touch. 😆

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u/sparkpaw Aug 28 '24

Hey now, those horses did their best!

Lol but for real. It’s amusing until the reality of how many Americans died that winter, in a first world country, when any neighboring state would have done more for them. So yeah, Texas can float itself economically - but it’ll eventually kill everyone doing so.

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u/Big-Summer- Aug 28 '24

It’s why I wish we could split into two countries. Let all the ignorant idiots live in states that help no one and control everyone and let the rest of us have a democracy that cares for its people above all else. I know, I know, it’s utterly unrealistic. But a girl can dream.

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u/Spider95818 Aug 29 '24

I'd certainly rather see California taxes go to help people escape the Bible belt than keep propping up their failing economies.

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u/SkiMaskItUp Aug 28 '24

I live in Oregon, which consists of 1 city where 90% of the people are. The rest basically nothing going on.

The rest of Oregon wants to break off from the population centers, liberal places, the rest is red.

Even though theres literally nothing going on in rest of the state and it’s all paid from state taxes

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u/FeedMeRibs Aug 28 '24

Bro, our "red state" has a 5 million dollar+ tax surplus. What's Cali sitting at?

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u/AdequateOne Aug 28 '24

California is the firth largest economy in the world with a GDP of $3.9 trillion. Where does your red state sit?

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u/FeedMeRibs Aug 28 '24

It's not that high on the list, but it isn't bottom either. What's CA's deficit currently?

39.7 billion lol. Great economy!

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u/rsmith524 Aug 28 '24

California pays about $500B in federal taxes and only receives $170B in federal funding, which means we’re essentially donating $330B annually to prop up dozens of failing red state economies. That amounts to nearly 10x the entire state budget deficit per year. So California’s economy actually generates a massive surplus, which is how your state gets financial assistance.

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u/dzhopa Aug 28 '24

Tell me you have no knowledge of economics without telling me you have no knowledge of economics.

Hint: a deficit at the state level, or the federal government level for that matter, is not the same as household debt.

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u/FeedMeRibs Aug 28 '24

Hint: I never said it was.

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u/dzhopa Aug 28 '24

You certainly implied it when you tried to use the deficit as a measurement of the strength of the economy.

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u/Spider95818 Aug 28 '24

LMAO, and where's your state on the world list, hmm? Top 10? Yeah, thought not. Might want to keep silent and leave some doubt next time, fool.

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

California also has one of the biggest economies in the world so its issues are more complex and much bigger than most lightly populated red states.

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u/Rubeus17 Aug 28 '24

7 of the 10 states requiring the most federal funding are red states.

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u/Pretty-Concentrate33 Aug 28 '24

Having a " surplus" is no great brag if your state goes out of its way to avoid funding schools, mental health care, feeding children, etc. Unless you are at least a millionaire, you are just another worker bee buying into the idea that honoring a social contract is somehow enabling laziness. The 10 commandments are a social contract and Jesus said something about " what you've done to the least of these, you've done to me" but there's no love like conservative Christian hate.