r/facepalm 'MURICA Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/LeDarm Aug 28 '24

Tip culture really is one of the worst symptoms of the terminal illness capitalism is to the US lmao

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u/travers329 Aug 28 '24

Money was invented for trade, but now those bits of paper twist hearts, make slaves. Turns a saint into a sinner, a child into a killer. With his finger on the trigger of a money game.

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u/Couldbe_worse2 Aug 28 '24

It’s how servers make a living, so employers should pay accordingly.

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u/LeDarm Aug 28 '24

Yes evzryone should be paid by the people who make money off their backs, kinda make sense.

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u/GlassyKnees Aug 28 '24

You mean like the person I just made a margarita for? I sure as hell didnt make it for my boss. I absolutely agree the people I do work for, should pay me. So tip me.

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u/LeDarm Aug 28 '24

Lots of word for "Im dumb" but ok.

You make money to your boss you dimwit. Jesus fucking christ that was so dense I felt gravity change.

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u/GlassyKnees Aug 28 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

So now I'm dumb, my boss is exploiting me, you know whats best for me, capitalism is killing me, I dont make a living wage, and you totally should be the one making life decisions and deciding how I make a living, what my pay rate should be, who I work for, and know exactly how my job works.

Huh.

My BOSS is the asshole here? Not you? I shouldnt be mad at you for stiffing me?

So fucking weird.

Let me just tell you what you should be paid, how you should be paid, how your job works, and then call you dumb for disagreeing with me.

That'll totally work.

And its so weird. You got all bent out of shape for me asking you for more money for doing work for you, but my boss, who is supposedly this arch capitalist evil greedy bastard, is totally going to react differently then you did, and be like "SURE BUDDY HERES 35 AN HOUR!"

But *I'm* the dumb one. Ok.

And let me get this straight, you think my boss is a piece of shit who is exploiting me, but you'll still help him get phat stacks by buying things from him. Then you'll stiff me and tell me its HIS fault. You're perfectly fine purchasing things from him and making him money, even though you think he's a piece of shit. I'm supposedly the exploited one, but instead of any sort of solidarity, you just stiff me.

Got it.

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u/LeDarm Aug 28 '24

Kay big guy, I called you dumb cause you said something dumb. Thats it. Good troll. Now take your meds.

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u/GlassyKnees Aug 28 '24

Yeah this is why we spit in your food, make you wait, dont refill your drinks, wont comp anything, and act like we dont give a shit about you.

Because you're the piece of shit here. Not my boss.

Just stay fucking home and make your own goddamn margaritas then.