r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/gardengirl99 Aug 27 '24

They got what they wanted: more births! Outside the uterus, they don’t GAF.

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u/DoodleyDooderson Aug 27 '24

I saw a woman unironically say, “Pro-life has nothing to do with afterbirth care! 🤨” with that emoji even. If their god existed he would be smitting the shit out of all of them, all the time. Jesus would have come back just to bitch slap these assholes.

So tired of them. Parasites.

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u/Drawtaru Aug 27 '24

If their god existed he would be smitting the shit out of all of them

I mean, there's a LOT of hurricanes and tornadoes in the bible belt, and they're getting worse every year. The storms AND the "christians."

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u/Blueberry_Clouds Aug 28 '24

And it’s also their fault too. They don’t believe in global warming

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u/tumble895 Aug 28 '24

That reminds me I once had the pleasure of debating about global warming with someone that grew up on a texas cow ranch. His agrument for global warming not being real was "I'm out in the field everyday and I dont see it" I asked him what he meant by seeing global warming. He said "I dont see any difference in the weather, if its real I would see it" 😪