r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower Aug 27 '24

Babies for the Baby Oil.

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u/firechaos70 Autistic vaccine enjoyer Aug 27 '24

"Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies?"

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u/Bastardjuice Aug 27 '24

Cold-pressed, extra-virgin…

I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.

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u/MechanicalBengal Aug 27 '24

It’s a red state, so 50/50 on whether any given baby is a virgin

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 28 '24

LOL god damn. I miss awards.

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u/PrinceoftheMad Aug 28 '24

I hate you… no… LOATHE you. Take my upvote you filthy cretin

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u/Professional_Buy_615 Aug 28 '24

Sithrak would be pleased.