r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/firechaos70 Autistic vaccine enjoyer Aug 27 '24

"Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial babies?"

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u/Bastardjuice Aug 27 '24

Cold-pressed, extra-virgin…

I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.

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u/BKStephens Aug 27 '24

This better fucking be organic!

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u/willclerkforfood Aug 27 '24

Don’t want some damn GMO babies in my baby oil

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u/mptorian Aug 28 '24

This is all part of the Big baby industry plan to make baby oil unaffordable for all of us so we have to make and press our own babies. And if I have to press my own babies then what am I going to eat for dinner.

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u/Dillo64 Aug 28 '24

Quit your belly-achin’ ya Big Baby!

…. no, seriously, I mean that. Big Baby needs to make better product, their cheap knock off crap is causing me severe gastro-intestinal distress!

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u/TangoRomeoKilo Aug 28 '24

I'm pro GMO I'll take those babies baby

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u/dorksided787 Aug 28 '24

GMO or not, you just have to be ok with microplastics in your baby

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u/Bluetower85 Aug 28 '24

Excuse me, is this baby oil gluten-free?