r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Welp

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u/DeadBabyBallet Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Exactly. There could be newborn babies that were quietly killed that no one knows about/ haven't been discovered. Not to mention, pregnant women who either harmed themselves or made themselves very sick in other ways to try to abort. All kinds of things could be happening behind the scenes. It's awful.

Edit* I forgot to also mention there could be pregnant women being murdered by their partners as well

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 27 '24

BUT BUT BUT ISNโ€™T THIS JUST SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT GOD IS PLEASED?

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u/DarthGayAgenda Aug 27 '24

Only if they sacrificed them in His name, like he was trying to make Abraham do to Isaac.

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u/LurkLurkleton Aug 27 '24

But then God was like "Sike!"

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u/willclerkforfood Aug 27 '24

โ€œLOL J/K!!! Oh my Me, look at the look on your face! Since weโ€™re here tho, idk, fuckin kill that goat or somethin.โ€

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 28 '24

Oh, He wasn't joking, He just

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