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r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24
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Only if they sacrificed them in His name, like he was trying to make Abraham do to Isaac.
49 u/LurkLurkleton Aug 27 '24 But then God was like "Sike!" 29 u/willclerkforfood Aug 27 '24 “LOL J/K!!! Oh my Me, look at the look on your face! Since we’re here tho, idk, fuckin kill that goat or somethin.” 5 u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 28 '24 Oh, He wasn't joking, He just noticed a mistake. 3 u/Boodikii Aug 27 '24 Obviously they didn't sacrifice enough goats, God sent his angel of death to em.
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But then God was like "Sike!"
29 u/willclerkforfood Aug 27 '24 “LOL J/K!!! Oh my Me, look at the look on your face! Since we’re here tho, idk, fuckin kill that goat or somethin.” 5 u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 28 '24 Oh, He wasn't joking, He just noticed a mistake.
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“LOL J/K!!! Oh my Me, look at the look on your face! Since we’re here tho, idk, fuckin kill that goat or somethin.”
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Oh, He wasn't joking, He just noticed a mistake.
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Obviously they didn't sacrifice enough goats, God sent his angel of death to em.
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u/DarthGayAgenda Aug 27 '24
Only if they sacrificed them in His name, like he was trying to make Abraham do to Isaac.