r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 Aug 27 '24

As long as they arenโ€™t aborted. Thatโ€™s all that counts. If they are strong babies they will pull themselves up by the bootstraps and make it.

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u/Crime-of-the-century Aug 27 '24

You mean become cheap labor.

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u/DogsDontWearPantss Aug 27 '24

Or wives.

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u/jtwh20 Aug 27 '24

more like brood sow

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u/BobBeats Aug 27 '24

Yeah, wives implies an agreed upon mutually beneficial relationship.

These parentless children are chattel.

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u/youdontknowjacq Aug 27 '24

You mean pull themselves up by their bib-straps, right?