r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

i hope the pro-lifers are ready to adopt some of these babies!

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u/CleverDad Aug 27 '24

Yeah they'll get right on that

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u/ScissorMeSphincter Aug 27 '24

Those babies are already born. They mean nothing to forced-birthers at that point.

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u/hellomudder Aug 27 '24

"Them babies need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps"

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u/make2020hindsight Aug 27 '24

"Look at em. They're already reliant on the socialist government handouts for diapers and formula. What disgraceful people they are."

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u/Lisamae_u Aug 28 '24

ā€œDonā€™t breed ā€˜em if you canā€™t feed ā€˜emā€ -also pro lifers

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u/mbot369 Aug 28 '24

Honestly, this was someoneā€™s argument when they said they were pro-life. When I asked how many children they have adopted, they said ā€œIā€™m not the one who brought them into the world. Itā€™s not my job to raise themā€.

The fuck, my dude.

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u/DylanMartin97 Aug 28 '24

"Backn my day we were putting in 12 hours at the loom mill at that age I tell you what"

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u/Rahernaffem Aug 27 '24

"No, Lois, I'm here to save the unborn. Once they get out of the vagina, they can go fuck themselves."

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u/Fossile Aug 27 '24

Until the girls turned teenagersā€¦

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Aug 28 '24

Funny how their souls become less valuable when they don't help with political arguments. Republicans are trash.

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u/XpCjU Aug 28 '24

ā€œThe unbornā€ are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they donā€™t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they donā€™t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they donā€™t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they donā€™t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.ā€

-David Barnhart

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u/Hopes-Dreams-Reality Aug 27 '24

Sorry, too busy riding that moral high horse.

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u/_whatchagonnado_ Aug 27 '24

They've already figured it out. Got to fill those for profit prisons somehow

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u/darkest_timeline_ Aug 27 '24

All these babies looking for free food and shelter, that's socialism, get a job - republicans probably

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u/thewaldoyoukno Aug 27 '24

Why do you think they are pushing for a repeal on child labor laws

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u/Klutzy_Emu2506 Aug 27 '24

Please donā€™t lol, they canā€™t even raise theirs properly

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u/omghorussaveusall Aug 27 '24

Nah, they're just going to legalize child labor and then charge kids for lodging and care and force them to work in sweatshops.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

So.. For profit prisons, but for the under 18 crowd?

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u/omghorussaveusall Aug 27 '24

Slavery is legal if they're prisoners.

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u/uhuhnoyoudidnt Aug 27 '24

ā€œOnce theyā€™re born, fuck em.ā€

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u/transcendanttermite Aug 27 '24

Ooooh, Iā€™m so sorry, see the state motto:

ā€œIf youā€™re pre-born, youā€™re fine; If youā€™re pre-school, youā€™re fucked.ā€

(Thanks to George Carlin)

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/Theyre_Marigolds Aug 27 '24

That would be unfair to the kids

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u/ImaginaryStudent9097 Aug 27 '24

I have a family member who is militantly pro-life who actually DID adopt 3 kids. She also is an abusive, narcissistic nightmare who wanted their SSI funds, so thereā€™s thatā€¦

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u/rodrigojds Aug 27 '24

Adopt them or pay for their needs like food diapers, etc

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u/heLlsLounge Aug 27 '24

"Thoughts and prayers"

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u/Pycharming Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

This argument has never sat right with me as MANY of the ultra Christian right fighting abortion would love to adopt those babies. Emphasis on the baby part, as there is significantly less interest in the older children who fill the foster care system. Theyā€™d love a healthy (preferably white but not necessarily so) baby who they can homeschool and indoctrinate into their beliefs. After all not everyone in the quiver full movement can physically pump out a dozen kids, the next best thing is to adopt.

That doesnā€™t make abortion bans right. The mother has to risk her life, possible have her career suffer, and then be put through the emotional hardship of giving up the child. And many choose not to even if they canā€™t support the child in the way they want to. Implying that itā€™s good enough to adopt is ignoring that they would also need to pay for health care, social services, child care, better public schools, housing, etc as well as vote for paid maternity and paternity leave so that mothers could choose to keep their babies and not traumatize both parties. Even then, there is still the risks and pains of pregnancy that they have no way of undoing.

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u/AngelTheMarvel Aug 28 '24

"Why should we care? They are alive, they should work to get what they need, just like I did! If they can't work and get money by themselves then it serves them right, fucking communist babies."

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u/knightmare0_0 Aug 28 '24

As a person in Texas who plans to adopt, I really wish they would put a better regulation in place to make it easier. Right now it sounds like it will cost an arm and a leg and will take forever.

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u/OffalSmorgasbord Aug 28 '24

Yeah, the same Evangelical Poverty Tourists that the government sends to Central America as NGOs to help prepare the region for the future. The guidance is to teach family planning but conservatives have made sure the NGOs don't have to follow the plan when they don't agree with it. So they preach having more kids to help around the farms and shops...then bitch about invasions when the parents send them to the border to find a better life.

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u/LittleWhiteBoots Aug 28 '24

According to Barna Research, practicing Christians are more than twice as likely to adopt as the general population, with 5% of Christians adopting compared to 2% of the general population. Christians are also more likely to foster, and are nearly three times more likely to consider foster care than the general population.

So yes, Christians are over 2x more likely to adopt, but I think this peaked about 10 years ago.

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u/spinyfever Aug 28 '24

It's not about loving life, it's about controlling women.

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u/AdamantiumGN Aug 28 '24

Pro-lifers only care about life until it's born you silly billy.

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u/waydownsouthinoz Aug 27 '24

They are not pro lifers, they are anti abortionists do not buy into them renaming their shit to make it sound better.

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u/Mel_Melu Aug 27 '24

I wish pro lifers would protest the genocide in Gaza if they cared so much about saving children's lives.

I wish they would protest outside gun shops and the NRA with pictures of survivors and deceased victims of shootings like Sandy Hook (Connecticut), Uvalde (Texas), Columbine (Colorado), Parkland (Florida), Covenant School (Tennessee) etc.

Fucking cowards.

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u/Tortilladelfuego Aug 27 '24

Nah they donā€™t have $50k lying around but Iā€™m sure these agencies will find someone who does

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u/I_Married_Jane Aug 27 '24

Nope they're just another potential work force member.

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u/cptnpiccard Aug 28 '24

Remember: they're not pro-LIFE, they're only pro-BIRTH. After you clear that vagina, you're on your own.

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u/pup5581 Aug 28 '24

No no see god would not want that. Vote Trump!!11!!

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u/viau83 Aug 28 '24

To brainwash them even more and raise a force born newborn army

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u/Historical-Garage435 Aug 28 '24

This sounds like a job for! (Sick 1960s Batman theme song) George Carlin.

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u/The_pastel_bus_stop Aug 28 '24

What? No. Babyā€™s that are born should go die in school

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u/jdmknowledge Aug 27 '24

i hope the pro-lifers are ready to adopt some of these babies!

Only if they are TRUE Americans. You know...TRUE Americans. Patriots you know? You what I mean wink wink...not brown.

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u/PupEDog Aug 27 '24

Honestly they probably think abandoned babies are work of the devil or some shit

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u/vbcbandr Aug 28 '24

Was it Jordan Klepper who interviewed these three women holding pro-life signs if they could adopt some of the babies given up...there responses were exactly what you'd expect.

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u/sofaspy Aug 28 '24

So you're saying it's better just to kill the babies?? I'm just a normal guy and I think both you pro lifers and pro abortion folks blow things out of proportion. Texas had 380k birthday last year. Even if 1000 instead of 6 babies were abandoned that's still 0.2%. it's nothing the systems that are in place can't handle. Can we bring politics back to the middle based on logic?. This article isn't news and is just click bait. People need to go outside and touch grass, because this is not a big deal.

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u/myheartbeats4hotdogs Aug 27 '24

There are far more couples looking to adopt healthy newborns than there are available healthy newborns. These babies, assuming they're healthy, will be quickly adopted. Newborn adoption is a huge business in the US. The agencies and lawyers make bank. It's legal human trafficking.

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u/Paksarra Aug 27 '24

What about the unhealthy newborns who will need a lifetime of care?

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u/Fragrant_Exercise_31 Aug 27 '24

We make the Supreme Court judges that voted to overturn it adopt every abandoned baby, Iā€™m talking about child support, inheritance, college funds!!

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

My wife and I would gladly adopt a child or 2. We tried for 10 years to have a child and finally gave up before my son was born. I want him to have siblings, so adopting is 100 percent on the table for us, and I am pro-choice while still believing in pro-life. While I think no state should have a say over what's going on, I believe you are killing a baby and shouldn't do it.

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u/DivideEtImpala Aug 28 '24

Hilarious that you get downvoted even though you're pro-choice and would adopt.

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 28 '24

It's reddit just a bunch of people that see a down vote so they follow it. No one has a thought for themselves.

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u/rehtdats Aug 28 '24

Like 99.9% of babies get adopted so yeah they willā€¦ too bad they werenā€™t just killed instead.

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u/Spiritual-Bad-5739 Aug 27 '24

I couldn't imagine abandoning a newborn baby

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u/Responsible-End7361 Aug 27 '24

What else can they do? If you can't afford to take care of a baby and the state will destroy your life if you look for an alternative...

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u/Spiritual-Bad-5739 Aug 27 '24

I won't pretend that I have all the answers, and I will not pretend that I stand on some moral high ground, but couldn't they have the baby and put him/her into adoption?

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u/Responsible-End7361 Aug 27 '24

Still connects the baby to them. Also requires going to the hospital for the birth, and well, US medical system..

The moses laws help but only if you can get to a hospital. The sort of woman in this sort of situation often can't afford to.

Making abortion illegal doesn't affect abortion rates much. If you want fewer abortions you need robust welfare and free birth control-the latter actually saves the government money over not offering it.

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u/Spiritual-Bad-5739 Aug 27 '24

I respect your level-headed comment. This is not a simple issue, and I honestly am open to whatever kind of decision that can save lives.

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 Aug 28 '24

If your dad raped you and you get pregnant, you have to have his consent for adoption. You canā€™t just adopt a baby out without both parents knowledge unless you leave it at a Safe Haven spot.

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u/Jazzeki Aug 27 '24

i'm sure you can seek to adopt/foster them so get right to it!

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u/Spiritual-Bad-5739 Aug 27 '24

I'm in the process of adopting a family member now, actually ā¤ļø

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u/Jazzeki Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

seems like 1 is quite a lot too little. need to up those numbers significantly.

oh let me guess? "you don't have the resources to adopt them all" and suddenly you can imagine leaving them abandoned just like the mothers you otherwise judged here.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

They are. People all over looking to adopt babies

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u/LeverTech Aug 27 '24

Weird that there are so many waiting to be adopted then

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

The cost of adoption is expensive as hell normally. The average cost of adopting a child in the United States isĀ between $20,000 and $45,000, says the Child Welfare Information Gateway from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.Ā 

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u/OverallGambit Aug 27 '24

What about the 400K children in foster care? Oh right, it's an arm and a leg to pay for adoption. It's fucking dumb.

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u/Hopes-Dreams-Reality Aug 27 '24

God bless corporate America, if there is money to be made!

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u/OverallGambit Aug 27 '24

Iirc the state gets money for those kids in the foster care system. But yes, also that. That's why I fucking hate when people like Musk say have a lot of kids when we already have kids needing fucking parents.

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

We looked into adoption right before my son was conceived and adoption cost is stupid. The average cost of where we are was like 35k.... I was baffled because so many people are willing to adopt but why is there such a higher cost tied to it?

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u/FutureCrankHead Aug 27 '24

Can you I.agine the kind of people who would line up to adopt these kids if the price was $0. It's a frightening thought. $35K makes it so only serious people apply.

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u/Theyre_Marigolds Aug 27 '24

Realistically, it makes it so that average people who want children canā€™t afford it. I donā€™t think most adults could afford $35k to adopt a child, and they shouldnā€™t have to

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

This 100 percent is what I am saying.

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u/Theyre_Marigolds Aug 27 '24

Iā€™m agreeing with you; the person I responded to implied that lower adoption costs would lead to children being adopted by pedophiles and traffickers

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u/MutedHippie Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

My uncle and his wife were willing to adoptā€¦had the money, had their house evaluated. When they got to the agency they were told even though there is no age limit to adopt, you are too old, they were in early 40s. How many hoops do they have to jump through? They eventually gave up on adoption

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

I am not saying make it zero. But 35k is absurd. The state doesn't need to pass every fee, etc, etc on. The reason it cost so much is because of all the vetting they supposedly do. So even if the fee was say zero, the state is still vetting the homes. They are just passing all the cost onto people that would love the chance to raise a child.

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 Aug 27 '24

The craziest part is if the reason for placing one's baby is financial, the 32k would probably help many moms to keep their babies.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

Ok so since its expensive we will just throw them in the trash, but folks will spend 85k on a new boat or truck. Do better

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

That is a stupid analogy. I don't have 85k let alone 35k in cash on hand. Loans for a vehicle or boat as you say are two different things. If you put aside 600 a month, general car payment, it's like 6 years to get to 40k. This is a very dumb comparison. There is no reason to charge 40k for adoption. If they want to put children in loving homes, the state should do better than "Let us pass every little cost we can to you" step they take.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

Ok if you say so

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u/Master_Blaster84 Aug 27 '24

I do say so because it's just ignorance on your part. You gonna tell me you have 85k on hand right now in the bank? I've got just over 10k myself so if you have 85k please tell me what you do for work and how you are managing it. I work a full time state job supporting my family at home.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

There is always a way if itā€™s important to you. I didnt come on here to compare bank accounts. I just hate the clickbait title that claims abortion laws are causing women to throw children in the trash.

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u/MutedHippie Aug 27 '24

Uhhhhh that ainā€™t click bait itā€™s actually happening

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u/R4NG00NIES Aug 27 '24

How many kids have you adopted?

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

None but thats not the point im making. There are plenty of people that want to adopt babies

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u/MutedHippie Aug 27 '24

Show me all these people because foster care has more than they can handle.

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u/gogonzogo1005 Aug 27 '24

Those are rarely babies. Most children in foster care are older, often not the right look, have issues that most parents have zero interest in, etc. Foster care adoption is not expensive and often has multiple programs ( not just the state and federal tax write offs) to reduce the cost down. A quick Google search and Ohio official website showed the cost was barely anything. Private adoptions of newborns is what is expensive.

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u/PixelMoss Aug 27 '24

They aren't. Go to an adoption website and if you aren't overwhelmed and depressed by page 3 then you may not have downloaded the human emotions DLC yet. Kids older than infants, kids with disabilities, whole families of kids that want to be adopted together, and a billion other scenarios that will ensure they aren't chosen for a better future.

adoptuskids.org has 239 pages x 15 results per page of kids looking to be adopted and that is a drop in the bucket.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

Ok. We can just throw newborns in the trash is what Im hearing from this sub.

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u/OrdinaryMe345 Aug 27 '24

Not babies with severe health issues.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

People that would rather kill babies than see them adopted are down voting my comment. You should be mad with the trash that would throw a human being in the trash not someone who wants to save them. Are yall that evil?

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u/OrdinaryMe345 Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Sir, I work with individuals of all ages who have severe disabilities. Hereā€™s what I can tell you, everyone wants to adopt the easy child with no health issues. But the kids with already noticeable disabilities, and high health care issues get left behind. Iā€™ve seen people adopt a kid and then change their mind and abandon a child thatā€™s already been abandoned. I would love to live in a world where every child that came into this world was wanted and adored, but weā€™re not in that world right now. However if you have such strong feelings about it, then I would strongly encourage you to become a foster parent and help provide aid to a system that is already overwhelmed.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

I completely see your point. I know there is an issue but blaming some abortion laws for someone throwing a living human in the trash is sorry. Use a rubber, birth control pills or something. Dont say rape, thats a whole different issue.

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u/OrdinaryMe345 Aug 27 '24

I see your point, but thatā€™s also arguing from a position where you have been provided sex education. There are multiple schools in Texas that do not offer comprehensive sex ed, and promote abstinence only. And unfortunately this is going to be something that continues to happen, and I hope for locals of Harris Co that they start doing PSAs about surrendering children to the fire department.

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u/Fisherman-daily Aug 27 '24

I hope your right.

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u/Riskyrisk123 Aug 27 '24

They would if the parents didn't throw them in the garbage.

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u/R4NG00NIES Aug 27 '24

Keep telling yourself that dipshit