r/facepalm • u/Lvexr • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ J.K. Rowling first tweet in weeks…

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Aug 23 '24

Or… she’s huffed one too many puffles.

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u/1lapulapu Aug 23 '24

It’s time for her to be Slytherin back under her rock.

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u/MistakesTasteGreat Aug 24 '24

Show her the Griffyndor

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u/LexiNovember Aug 24 '24

She’s stark Raven mad and clawing for relevance.

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u/SlothLazarus Aug 24 '24

She clearly needs to be sorted

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u/bjeebus Aug 24 '24

She's a bitch snitch.

Almost forgot the theme.

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u/witchonheelz Aug 25 '24

JK is the golden bitch.

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u/Haunting_Error838 Aug 25 '24

Let's Azkaban her.