r/facepalm Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ J.K. Rowling first tweet in weeks…

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

"Why doesn't she get all made up like this when she's boxing? Only looks like this when she's out of the ring and going to events? No other women put on tons of makeup to look their best when they go out. Clearly faking it."

-This moron

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u/XyRabbit Aug 23 '24

What she is really saying is, "How dare she not gender conform in the way I see right an appropriate, also even if she did I can never be wrong so she did something wrong."

Classic argument of an absolute walnut.

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24

What she is really really saying is:

"I once wrote outstandingly successful books that were pretty popular before some woke minded peopled dared to attack the narrative because of some of my conservative and outdated attitudes shimmering through an entertaining story.

But now the story is finished and I'm rich, but I really miss the level of attention I once had as an author. So instead of creating relevant books, I try to be relevant by showing engagement in an emotional topic, where I use my former fame and my financial independence to speak so loud and clear, that I can't be ignored. At least I hope so and so far it works.

I see myself as a hero and by getting harsher towards my critics, I can slay the imagined dragon of wokeness day by day before breakfast. Like Harry I don't fear to say what others regard as unspeakable. I'm sooo proud of myself and I rub it into your face, just for reassuring myself."

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Aug 23 '24

Or… she’s huffed one too many puffles.

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u/1lapulapu Aug 23 '24

It’s time for her to be Slytherin back under her rock.

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u/MistakesTasteGreat Aug 24 '24

Show her the Griffyndor

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u/LexiNovember Aug 24 '24

She’s stark Raven mad and clawing for relevance.

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u/SlothLazarus Aug 24 '24

She clearly needs to be sorted

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u/bjeebus Aug 24 '24

She's a bitch snitch.

Almost forgot the theme.

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u/witchonheelz Aug 25 '24

JK is the golden bitch.

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u/LucidTopiary Aug 24 '24

Did you see the black mould allegedly on her walls from her profile pic?

By the way, black mould can damage the brain and cause 'Mould Rage' due to damage to the Amegdila which causes changes to personality.

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u/Techn0ght Aug 24 '24

Sprinkle some "I'm rich and famous so people should follow my way of thinking" in there.

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u/donetomadness Aug 24 '24

It’s disappointing how Harry Potter taught generations of kids to be inclusive and the fandom started as a safe space for all the weirdos and outcasts only for JK to out herself as a bigot.

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

As I already wrote: search for "Shaun" and "Harry" on youtube and you will be well entertained but also astounded, what was already in her books. I still like them, but I was also a bit shocked what I didn't question when I was reading them long ago.

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u/Pleasant_Jim Aug 24 '24

Can you give me a quick low-down please - I never read any of that shite back in the day

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

You get everything explained in the source I mentioned. No prior knowledge needed. Short version is: morality is lacking in many layers of the Harry Potter books. It's not so much about what you do as a character (mobbing, having slaves) more about if you belong to the one team or to the other. Rowling introduces threads in her narrative, that simply appear and disappear, wich is funny in parts (timeturner topic), but also anoying in other parts (single persons recive help, others in the same situation not / stability of the system, even if it is a bad system rules, and so even systemical problems don't get adressed, only persons in positions within the system get exchanged). Shaun ponders the question, if this is due to her lazyness, or also because she wants to send a pretty conservative message and even wants to send out f*ck off messages to annoyed readers. He tends to believe the second option, being fair in his argumentation, but also critical. Listen to the podcast episode, if you want to know more, but in the end many character tendencies she shows today in social media, were already heralded by her Harry Potter books and also by the ones she wrote afterwards.

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u/SoberShiv Aug 25 '24

I’m not alone!! 🙌🏻

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u/Ah2k15 Aug 24 '24

She’s pulling a Kevin Sorbo.

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u/CaptOblivious Aug 24 '24

Trying to use the right wing hate/noise machine to become relevant again?

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u/Ashitaka1013 Aug 24 '24

I didn’t have the words to explain it before but that’s exactly it, thank you. It’s not just not famous anymore celebrities either, I know several people in real life who do exactly this. Except they were never relevant but are just desperate for attention.

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u/Spider95818 Aug 24 '24

Or going brain dead from a bunch of strokes?

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u/richieadler Aug 24 '24

To be fair, Sorbo was a pompous asshole well before the strokes, but I'm sure they didn't improve matters at all.

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u/Spider95818 Aug 24 '24

It's a question for the ages, did they exacerbate what was already there or did they simply make him unable to hide it?

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u/Odur29 Aug 24 '24

As much as I think she's showing herself to be a spiteful hateful person, I doubt she cares what us poor people think, I don't think she's in her mansion or w/e drying her tears with $100 bills as she reads people comments about what people think of her or she probably would have stopped by now. She might be siting in a gold tub filled to the brim with the reheated tears of all the people she's hurt while sipping 100 year old wine doing what ever totally not evil things she's planning on doing next.

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u/CaptOblivious Aug 24 '24

Ya, all except for the part about getting sued by that lady boxer she decided wasn't a woman.

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u/Ah2k15 Aug 24 '24

Ding ding.

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u/Woofy98102 Aug 24 '24

More like channeling Kevin Sorbo. Pretty pathetic. She keeps this up the only writing she'll be selling is bored housewife porn.

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u/Zealousideal-Ring300 Aug 24 '24

Or a James Woods. But maybe he was always like that.

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u/ExquisitelyOriginal Aug 24 '24

Except that Kevin Sorbo never produced anything of worth.

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u/LockedOutOfElfland Aug 24 '24

She wrote a screenplay where a magic deer picking the next head of state was treated as a more valid form of government than elections. I feel like that reflects her genuine worldview…

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u/noneroy Aug 23 '24

* wrote outstandingly successful books which really just redid the tired “boarding school” genre but with magic

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

Success needs a wide audiance. And people tend to like what they know with an additional twist.

So you are absolutely right: she wasn't that innovative at all. She was just the one author, that by talent or chance somehow used the right formula and right ingredients at that time, to be flooded with cash.

A exquisite wine is likely far better than Pepsi or Coke. But the latter sell more.

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u/tiparium Aug 24 '24

Has she even written any other books besides Harry Potter and that one unnamed addition to it? I know I could just google the answer, but I genuinely don't know, and I'm curious if other people do either.

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u/wexfordavenue Aug 24 '24

She wrote a mystery series for adults under the name Robert Galbraith. She pretended to be a man to have more success in that genre. Interesting, no?

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u/whoisdatmaskedman Aug 24 '24

"I once wrote outstandingly successful books that were pretty popular before some woke minded peopled dared to attack the narrative because of some of my conservative and outdated attitudes shimmering through an entertaining story."

Not that it really matters, but she is still pretty active in writing, having written a successful series of crime novels under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith, which a successful television show based on the books ran for 5 seasons.

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u/Valentinee105 Aug 24 '24

conservative and outdated attitudes shimmering through an entertaining story.

Was Voldermort an allegory for trans rights? I stopped after book 4 and I was super young at the time so I never picked up on the political subtext.

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

Youtube. Search "Shaun Harry". Have fun. 🙂

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u/catterybarn Aug 24 '24

She can't write relevant books. I love Harry Potter but there is so much evidence that she stole books 1-7. People think the only one she actually wrote herself without influence is the last book and it was the weakest one.

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u/Munsbit Aug 24 '24

The worst thing is, her Galbraith books (at least in German) sell pretty well.

Yes, even the one where the author got murdered for being against trans people.

Like, I get that Harry Potter still sells. It has become a classic in regards to children's literature. But those novels? Hell nah.

Source: am a bookseller and literally watch it happen all the time.

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

I honestly don’t know if you were trying to be complimentary or facetious so I gave it a like any way.

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 23 '24

I just think, that she is not into the topic of gender in the first place. She just needs the attention she got used to. And since her old sources ran dry, she now took that gender-train from platform 9 3/4.

I think she is just to desperate to stop that shitty behaviour of attacking more liberal minded people instead of leaving them alone and solving her own problems in a more constructive and meaningful way.

Now you can decide if you want to readjust your like. But thanks for upvoting in a case of temporary doubt. That doesn't seem to happen very often on Reddit. 🙂

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

I don’t downvote once I’ve upvoted. It’s like Indian giving. We’re adults we can disagree.

But I don’t think she was ever in the public eye as much in America she was basically unknown to us until like the 3rd movie and she never seemed like a spotlight chaser. I remember when a lot of fans got mad at her about making dumbledore gay. Then the fans she seemed to be championing turned on her for her other beliefs. I read her tweets from that exchange and in my objective opinion she stated her opinion which I don’t know enough to really comment about but the the fact that biological women are different from transitioned women isn’t necessarily an opinion, by that I mean the other part of what she said, that’s an objective fact. I understand that it upsets some people to acknowledge it or have it mentioned but it doesn’t make it different because you want it to be. She seemed to me at that time to give a respectful if not rather churlish response. Then she was demonized and vilified. People thought the words she said were justification enough to send her address out, where her family was…I honestly have a live and let live mentality and I think some people took her comments out of context then because they wanted to be offended and make an example of her. But dropping location on her family home? That’s more than words, they could have all been killed. Is a difference of opinion or of how you want facts presented worth that?

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

I respect several of your attitudes a lot, without agreeing with everything you said, but ... as you wrote ... we are adults and that's more than fine. Same about Rowling: I don't expect her to have the same opinions like me, but I ask myself, if she really wants to contribute to a social discussion in a way that helps sorting things out, or in a way that just adresses her own needs in the first place, no matter the colateral damage she creates. Same with Musk and his public statements about his trans daughter.

Yes, there are differences between trans women and non trans women in my eyes. Like there are differences between Asian and African people. Or between Men an Women. Between people from rural places or urban areas. But there are also similarities between these groups and differences within each person, related to time and circumstances. And the big question is, how we discuss both, differences and similarities, without loosing contact to reality but also without deforming it by overemphasising certain aspects. And what is the goal? What the cost? What the benefit of such statements?

I wouldn't claim that she always searched the mass media spotlight. But I'm pretty sure, that she felt important, even if not everybody who liked the books had a strong opinion about her from the beginning. Like I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney felt quite important without being in the front row all the time. And to know you have written one of the most successful book series ever, that millions of readers crave to know what will happen next while you are (the pretty conservative) decision maker (listen to 'Shaun' on youtube about it, if you like) in this world, while people speculate if you own more money than the Queen of England, must be quite thrilling. And that's fine.

But after being in such a position, especially when the initial success fades and can not be simply turned on by pressing the light switch again, many people would look for a new option to get that kind of ressonance or personal feeling back again. And she had so many options to get that. Charity for example. Pushing young authors. What so ever.

But she decided to go into mud wrestling and use her big name, to rub her private positions into other peoples faces. Often in a harmful way or at least in a harmful experienced one. And if she didn't wanted to create such reactions, she could have simply learned and stopped and focus on something else. But it seems like she searches that situations again and again. Commenting without obvious personal need, no matter the possible consequences for others. And that looks pretty selfish to me.

I might be wrong. But from my POV she just decides to go into battles with people, who didn't ask for her opinion or that battle experience. With people who are often more vulnerable than her. And I don't like that. I can't stop her. But I can say, that this is not the role model behaviour that I (like millions of other people) like to see in our societies. It's not about cancelling her. It's about questioning a very loud voice that made her point but decides to continue shouting. And to give reassurance to those, who might feel threatened by loudspeakers like her.

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u/Wing_New Aug 24 '24

I agree with you on several points for instance she doesn’t have to engage in mudslinging or peddling her views on twitter. She could be contributing to society in way more beneficial ways. But on the same token so could we, yet we are engaging in this discourse which probably won’t contribute to the public good. As a person who isn’t a billionaire I’d say it’s more detrimental to society for me to spend my time in this particular arena than her, considering that my gross contribution to said society is demonstrably less than hers by any metric you could use. Another point, I don’t know that she isn’t a charitable individual who is doing just that, contributing. Because I don’t know her, she writes under a pen name now, maybe she makes charitable contributions the same way. I don’t know, but I refuse to assume the worst because of my lack of knowledge.

Another point is the way that Elon or JKR or whoever feel about trans people or anyone isn’t actually hurting anyone physically. Which is kind of the point. I she and he have their opinions. When you hear a loud minority of people become essentially rabid to point that they can handily dismiss the objective reality, that the words they say as long they aren’t purposefully inciting violence against or riots to the effect of causing harm to people in those group which to my understanding, they aren’t. They aren’t causing harm by voicing an opinion. Saying that they are in order to make a more compelling case for silencing them in tantamount to lunacy if not being unconstitutional to the degree that if it were another country you’d say that it’s a human right violation. You can’t invent violence in order to control people speaking their minds. It’s wrong.

Third, you seem to be basing a lot of your arguments against her speaking about specific topics either on assumptions as to her character or your lived experience. I also think that she doesn’t care what a lot people say because she’s rich. I don’t agree that she is chasing the limelight. Because she’s still really famous and has a lot of power. Also a lot of Hp media is incoming. Like the series on hbo max and the game that’s coming out. She retains full creative control. But I think that because that’s how I’d feel. I’m basing that on my liver experience and my personality. Not hers. I don’t know her so I can only speculate. Which I believe is fine. It’s fine until you present and opinion based on something she wrote ( it’s hard to determine content or humor from text) online.

I want you to know I hold you in the highest respect. This is simply my opinion on the cause of a lot of the dissenting opinions on this lady who at the end of the day is a human being. Just like us, and she’s essentially touted as an effigy and crucified at will as an example of what will happen if you don’t conform to popular opinion.

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

Thanks for the time and energy you invest to share your POV with me and others in a place, where you easily can get some negative feedback for taking a position outside the local main stream. And doing this in calm and good faith always deserves bonus points in my opinion.

So I will keep considering some of your thoughts troughout my day.

Just in one point I'm pretty sure, that I will not agree to: Responsibility for potential harmful action, especially as celebrity.

When somebody like Musks expresses his pain about developments within his own family by publicly framing it as death of his son, caused by a woke mind virus, he comes pretty close to patterns of igniting a kind of rage, that we have plenty of bad historical experience with.

Like something attacking/destroying innocent children/women. Something, that is not human. Something that is contagious. Invisible, deadly, sneaky, potentially everywhere. Something that must be fought with utter vengence. Something that must be exterminated for the protection of our loved ones or the weak ones, who need us as their dragonslayers.

Don't you fear that such narrative patters, told to millions of people and so also to at least some hundreds who might already be pre-radicalized in their thinking or behaviour, couldn't ignite or seemingly legitimize even more extreme actions? At least normalize ways of thinking, that should be rather contained in a civilized society? If so, then they take a great risk by uttering such personal judgements.

Again: it's not about taking personal experiences away from Rowling or Musk or others. They are humans like us in many ways. Including the shiny and shady parts. But if they promote certain views in a certain ways, they might become more easily co-responsible for bad developments or extreme behaviour of others, than if you or I talk like that on the social media. In these seems to be a relevant topic for me. More, than a waste of time. And no matter how much they have contributed to society in other areas.

They enjoy more power and freedom than us and that's ok. But they have also more responsibility about how to wield those tools/weapons. And with Rowling, Musk and some others I have my doubts about their capacities to restrict themselves a bit more or at least questioning their own motivation enough to let them position their views in public without people putting their disagreement next to it.

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u/Exotic-Expert-2665 Aug 23 '24

Easy now Durmtrang, take a deep breath.

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u/Zealousideal-Ring300 Aug 24 '24

'Member when she said she supported the trans community? Wasn't even that long ago. Oh and even Musky Husky says she should talk about something OTHER than trans issues.

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u/SlitScan Aug 24 '24

or more simply. once a chav always a chav

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u/puddik Aug 24 '24

I find myself resenting harry pottwat everyday when I hear more about rowling.

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u/Quen-Tin Aug 24 '24

If you want to find out, why it's not her books on the one side and her character on the other, than search for "Shaun" and "Harry" on youtube. It's quite entertaining to realize how much of her character was already visible in the way she wrote the books.

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u/puddik Aug 24 '24

Yea as an asian reader ChoChang was the 1st redflag

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u/treeebob Aug 24 '24

Imagine spending this much energy on JK Rowling lmao

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u/KRIEGLERR Aug 24 '24

Classic Narcissist stuff.

"That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it."

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u/Top-Vermicelli7279 Aug 24 '24

"Classic argument of an absolute walnut" Is a great book title.

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u/Valentinee105 Aug 24 '24

It's simple just demand a DNA test from Rowling and then deny it's authenticity when it's provided. /s

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u/DebonairTeddy Aug 24 '24

Just like no evidence of Obama's birth certificate was ever enough. JK doesn't want to be wrong. She will move the goal posts as far as she needs to to not be wrong

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u/13Emerald Aug 24 '24

👏👏👏 to “absolute walnut.”

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u/radicalelation Aug 24 '24

Sounds more simply like "How dare she not prove she's a woman."

Which is a sentiment that should chill most of reasonable society...

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u/Emotional-Sorbet-759 Aug 24 '24

Hey, I like walnuts.

Don't badmouth walnuts, they don't deserve such an awful comparison.

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u/winnybunny 'MURICA Aug 24 '24

why you abusing walnuts by comparing them to this lady.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

Another interpretation could be "I am concerned at the normalizing of situations where people who were not born female are able to take advantage of their physicality over other athletes who were born female in athletic competition". Why this view is attacked so harshly is quite worrying in all honesty.

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u/wexfordavenue Aug 24 '24

Except the person she’s attacking in this instance was NOT born male. Do you see the problem here?

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u/wexfordavenue Aug 24 '24

She’s a cis woman, boxing other cis women, so I’m confused as to the problem here. Stop calling her “it.”

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u/Croast78 Aug 24 '24

And she’s a woman. Born that way. Are you dense???

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u/dengar_hennessy Aug 23 '24

I'm sure Joanne would be amenable to allowing us to see her DNA tests. She goes by J K. And she lives in a country that doesn't kill transgender people. Far more likely she could be a man. I don't know, it sounds fishy to me

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

She also goes by the pen name Robert Galbraith. Literally uses a man's name for her murder mystery books, but gets hung up on trans issues. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Fuzzy_Yogurt_Bucket Aug 24 '24

Robert Galbraith is not just a random man’s name. He was one of the pioneers of conversion therapy, essentially torturing gay people so they would stop being gay.

https://www.newsweek.com/why-jk-rowling-robert-galbraith-pseudonym-gay-conversion-robert-galbraith-heath-1532341

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u/Wattaday Aug 24 '24

Just one more item in the list of why this b needs to just go away. She’s such a pig.

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u/Young_Lasagna Aug 24 '24

I'm not even surprised at this point.

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u/psumaxx Aug 24 '24

Oh my god!

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u/December_Hemisphere Aug 24 '24

Lol wtf? You can't make this stuff up.

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u/1lapulapu Aug 23 '24

Someone should look into that. Where’s all my transvestigators at?

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u/PM_ME_PARR0TS Aug 24 '24

Lmao they already transvestigate her. Not even shitting you.

Top minds, yall

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u/eyy0g Aug 24 '24

Let’s not forget she shares her pen name with the inventor of conversion therapy, Robert Galbraith (his real name, her pen name)

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u/slydjinn Aug 24 '24

Big time projection, innit? JKR so desperately wants to be a man, but alas... lacks the courage to step into her dream

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u/PM_ME_PARR0TS Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

Tbh she's definitely said some shit that's eggier than a food fight at a vegetarian convention 🐣

"The writings of young trans men reveal a group of notably sensitive and clever people. The more of their accounts of gender dysphoria I’ve read, with their insightful descriptions of anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders, self-harm and self-hatred, the more I’ve wondered whether, if I’d been born 30 years later, I too might have tried to transition. The allure of escaping womanhood would have been huge. I struggled with severe OCD as a teenager. If I’d found community and sympathy online that I couldn’t find in my immediate environment, I believe I could have been persuaded to turn myself into the son my father had openly said he’d have preferred."

As if it's typical for young girls to crave the presence of a beard and penis to fix their OCD.

If only there were other online communities offering just as much friendship and sympathy out there...?

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u/thehideousheart Aug 24 '24

I remember when she released that letter and everyone was screaming transphobia but it was actually pure misogyny with lots of transphobia heaped on top.

I am on mobile so can't quote directly but she basically in her letter reduces male-to-female trans people all to deviants wanting to invade women's space, while at the exact same time she reduces female-to-male trans people into ignorant, naive, brainwashed little girls who didn't know any better.

And in the responses I read to her letter, which rightfully so talked about transphobia, almost no one seemed to be reflecting on how a large amount of her transphobia stems from her hatred of men and her inability to separate the two groups.

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u/elmz Aug 24 '24

So, is it "pure misogyny", or "hatred of men"?

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u/thehideousheart Aug 24 '24

I misspoke, that should say "pure misandry."

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u/ollietron3 Aug 24 '24

What in nitchias name is this (I gave up spelling his name)

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 Aug 24 '24

..nietzsche..? Not taking the piss was just trying  to work out who you're talking about..m

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u/ollietron3 Aug 24 '24

I also just realised I meant Freud

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u/TransBrandi Aug 24 '24

She doesn't care about "women pretending to be men" only "men pretending to be women." Like a lot of anti-trans folks, it's all about protecting some ideal of femininity from being encroached. "What if that hot, feminine-looking woman WAS BORN WITH A PENIS!!!???" is all they fucking care about.

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u/OwOlogy_Expert Aug 24 '24

I need a DNA test to see if Robert is really a man.

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 24 '24

How do you know the people that got hit by her are women? Are you asking for their DNA tests, too?

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 24 '24

Lol you say it's obvious but you're still calling her a man, so apparently you legitimately don't know what a woman looks like.

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 24 '24

You're calling a woman with a vagina a man and trying to play the "you don't know what a woman is" game. It's hilarious.

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u/wexfordavenue Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

Assholes like you think you can identify women accurately, yet I’ve twice been accused of being in the wrong bathroom when I’m so damned female that I have a sweet pair of DDs, and multiple issues with my girl plumbing like endometriosis, PCOS, uterine fibroids, and ovarian cancer (to the degree that I had to have all of it removed with a hysterectomy), yet don’t have the most feminine facial features. I’d pass any stupid test that you could run to prove that I’m a woman (my husband regularly enjoys my breasts and vagina, but get DNA, hormone levels, driving license, birth cert, whatever you’d like) but there’s something about my jawline or cheekbones or SOMETHING that makes pieces of shit like you bold enough to tell me that I should leave the women’s bathroom or security will be summoned. Joke’s on you because I’m exactly where I belong, and neither of those women apologized for being shitheads. Fuck anyone who thinks they have cracked the code of what a “real” woman looks like.

As for the Italian boxer who was crying about being hit in the face in a sport where the whole point is to be hit in the face, she’s known for claiming that most fights she’s been in aren’t fair for one reason or another, and has quit matches in the middle when it’s obvious that she’s going to lose to a superior fighter. Good job siding with that whiner as your only proof that “that thing” is actually a man (and your hateful language is abhorrent, referring to a female athlete as a thing).

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u/eclecticsheep75 Aug 24 '24

I’ve heard many people talking about it. We don’t know J.K.Rowling isn’t a man. Nobody has ever produced proof!

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u/HillaryApologist Aug 24 '24

I've honestly been wondering this, if JK took a DNA test and found out she was XY, would she publicly come out as a man? Would she say she should no longer be speaking on women's issues?

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u/NoMan999 Aug 24 '24

She hasn't spoken on women's issues in a long time. Unless she lives in a world where there is an ID check to take a piss at the pub.

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u/iswearihaveajob Aug 24 '24

Here's something to think about... JKR has some deep seated "not like other girls" thing stuck up her ass and kind of hates women? There's only like 20 named women in all of HP. 7 books and 100+ male characters. 

Every girly girl is either portrayed as annoying, inept, or evil. Women are incredibly objectified and stereotyped, the only positive ones are:

-Know it all tomboy -Tomboy sister hopelessly in love with mc -Stern matron -Airheaded manic pixie misfit

-Mother who sacrifices themselves for kids -Mother who was cool then sacrifices themselves for kids -Mother -Kooky loser no one else respects.

Even the short term love interests were all kind of thrown under the bus for doing "girly" stuff like having friends or wanting to go on dates. Ew. 

Weird how the only way to be a worthwhile female in her books is to eschew femininity and basically do whatever the boys want or go full mom to take care of them.

How does she write such a male focused pubescent fantasy with so little empathy or interest for female characters...

Its like she hates being a woman or something!

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u/zipperjuice Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

Who’s the kooky loser? Is Molly Weasley just “mother” ? (Accurate, and notable that she only becomes a badass when mama bear mode is activated)

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u/iswearihaveajob Aug 24 '24

Molly is indeed just the one I called "Mother"

Kooky loser is Professor Trelawny. Who is mostly a positive character... Though she is also still mostly a joke.

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 Aug 24 '24

Iirc she's "alcoholic grifting fraud hack", but at the very least she's not described as masculine, or overweight, so that's almost a positive. 

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u/iswearihaveajob Aug 24 '24

I consider her as a positive mostly because she does genuinely care for Harry and the gang, and technically has a legitimately powerful and unique talent ... That she has no control over and is barely even aware of. That said, she does try to step up for the gang when needed, despite the general suckage.

You do make a good point about her traits because those set her apart from "the other girls." You know because JKR would NEVER let a normal woman be important in the story.

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u/mrwhite_52245 Aug 24 '24

It might be the weed talking but this makes a lot of sense

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u/Lexi_Banner Aug 23 '24

Joann clearly doesn't do any physical activity. Otherwise she'd know why most women don't bother with makeup while competing.

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u/Kyhron Aug 24 '24

Except for that one track star that people were frothing at the mouth about because she does wear makeup

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u/MsHorrorbelle Aug 24 '24

Was she the high jumper? Just curious cos I remember thinking "WOAH THAT'S BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK!! is that allowed? Wait, why do I care? I don't. Moving on" 😂

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u/Kyhron Aug 24 '24

The one I saw a lot of discourse about what a sprinter iirc

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Aug 24 '24

Rowling in her profile picture in this fucking image is wearing lots of makeup. She has zero consistency.

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u/OwOlogy_Expert Aug 24 '24

Why doesn't she get all made up like this when she's boxing?

Can you imagine a boxer getting punched in the face and leaving a face-print image of their makeup on the other boxer's glove?

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u/BobBeats Aug 24 '24

And all the sweat mixed makeup burning their eyes.

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u/aquariussparklegirl Aug 24 '24

It’s so sad because she went by “J. K.” instead “Joanne” because books written by female authors were far less likely to sell… so you’d think she would have a deep understanding of discrimination, bigotry, and how it feels to be shamed for “not belonging” in a certain space because of appearances…

And then she says this sh!t.

I also heard she thinks trans people take away from the experience of womanhood or some ish like… girl, no.

Especially now when you’re just being a plain, boring old-school mean girl to some woman you’ve never met.

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u/ray25lee Aug 24 '24

Maybe if she spent more time writing actually strong women characters, she'd know wtf strong women look like. All I can think of every time she's like "I'M A FEMINIST" is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire where the all-dude school comes in all badass, and then the all-women school is this fluttery bullshit where the first thing we see is a zoom-in on their asses. Then the one and only female competitor fails literally every test and needs every dude to come in and finish the test for her. And I'm like good job Rowling--I shouldn't be able to write better female characters as a dude than an actual woman, I feel like you're really fuckin' up if that's where you're at.

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u/its_all_one_electron Aug 24 '24

Also why the fuck does anyone owe you their DNA tests

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u/Happy_Accident99 Aug 24 '24

I was wondering why this wasn’t the top comment. This athlete doesn’t owe JK anything.

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u/HauntingPersonality7 Aug 24 '24

Nobody send this secret lesbian a picture of any WNBA athlete not in the uniform, please. She's a billionaire and she's obsessed with other women living their best lives.

Please don't find this person's contact information and send them pictures of WNBA or any other female athlete in street clothes to their personal inbox. Please don't do that. Please don't do that to JK Rowling.

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u/Cobek Aug 24 '24

I'm sure she is attacking every other woman fighter who wears makeup on their off time, right? /s

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u/Goawaythrowaway175 Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

I hope the Judge calls it a hate crime and offer J.k either do two years or 2 rounds in the ring with her (if she would be happy with that punishment but let's say she is for the sake of a light hearted joke)

Edit - typed it on a slow phone which made it read as if I was drunk. Fixed before I am actually drunk.

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u/Impressive_Bed_287 Aug 23 '24

I don't know JoRo. Maybe you should try challenging her to a match and see how that goes you asinine asswitch.

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u/KellyBelly916 Aug 24 '24

Just call out how miserable and lonely they are, and that doing what they don't want you to is a path to success.

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u/curious_astronauts Aug 24 '24

I hope Imane gets seriously rich suing them both. Then boxing can be a fun thing between living the good life.

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u/pastel-nightmare Aug 24 '24

But also when a black woman (I believe Sha-kari?) was hyper-feminine with lashes/nails done during her competitions the right said she is not taking the sport seriously 😒

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow Aug 24 '24

Do you know how quotes work?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

One would argue that even tons of make up you can't make someone look good, so I guess PR campaign is the solution 🤣. I dont look amazing but I don't need to make my face like a picasso drawing for the sake of it, but hey to everyone their own.

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u/hey_im_cool Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24

Did you just call yourself a moron?

Edit: they made up a quote that nobody else has ever said and attributed it to “this moron”

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u/Jescro Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24

I think by This Moron he meant That Moron, with That referring to the book lady, or possibly himself, or me? - anyway it’s obviously too complicated to really ever know.

-This Moron

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u/LovecraftianCatto Aug 23 '24

The Moron Who Must Not Be Named.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

They're clearly paraphrasing Rowling in a facetious way

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u/hey_im_cool Aug 23 '24

Paraphrasing from where?

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u/JPGinMadtown Aug 23 '24

From her tweet.

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u/TeloniusFunk Aug 23 '24

She doesn’t tweet. She twats.

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u/JPGinMadtown Aug 23 '24

From her tweet.

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u/hey_im_cool Aug 23 '24

I hate the lady too but that’s not what her tweet is saying at all

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u/JPGinMadtown Aug 23 '24

Hence, paraphrase...

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u/hey_im_cool Aug 23 '24

Oh you should look up the definition of paraphrase

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u/JPGinMadtown Aug 23 '24

Paraphrase: a restatement of a text, passage, or work giving the meaning in another form.

From Merriam-Websters. So, how does what the original comment, which stated that they were paraphrasing her in a facetious way to begin with, not meet the definition?

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u/hey_im_cool Aug 23 '24

Because the meaning is completely different

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u/ticosurfer Aug 24 '24

That moron does not know how quotes work.

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u/subsonic Aug 23 '24

Well he normally gets around in male board shorts and tshirts. And suits even from the before publicity to the Olympics. You people wind yourselves up over stereotypes.

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

A boxer wears shorts and t-shirts when being photographed during training season? Shit, and here I thought they all trained in heels and ballgowns.

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u/subsonic Aug 24 '24

So do all women wear heels when they’re not working out? Or just guys who want to be women?

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 24 '24

Some women wear heels. Some don't. I'm not sure what the point of the question is or if you're trying to insinuate that this person born with a vagina is a "guy". I haven't seen a picture of her in heels. I have seen pictures of her with and without makeup. I have seen her in both feminine and gender-neutral clothing. I have seen women and girls wear shorts and t-shirts.

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u/subsonic Aug 24 '24

Point of the question is this. If you think a man wearing heavy make up and feminine clothing is female, from a stereotype point of view you are being hugely misogynistic and regressive. At best it’s cultural appropriation. If you say to me as a woman that a man is a woman because HE SAYS SO / and BECAUSE he’s wearing heavy make up and feminine clothing, then you are being hugely misogynistic on two fronts. Regressively expecting women to only be valid in make up and feminine clothing; and for the humongous insult of telling me that I don’t know what it is to be a woman. That I have no lived experience. That the ONLY MARKER you will accept is the word of a man and the clothes and makeup he is wearing.

To have a man say to me as a woman that this trivia is all that makes up being a woman is at the heights of misogyny. Saying that it is only our appearance that matters.

This person could solve this entire fucking argument by having a mouth swab to see whether they actually are male or female. It’s pretty obvious why this is not happening.

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 24 '24

Why are you talking about men? We're talking about Imane Khelif, a woman who is mostly known from pictures without makeup.

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u/subsonic Aug 26 '24

One. Simple. Test.

Refusal to do that is damning

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 26 '24

To the best of my knowledge, the Italian woman who accused the match of being unfair hasn't taken that test to prove she's a woman, either.

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u/subsonic Aug 26 '24

She would if she was asked though. Nobody needs to ask because she isn’t displaying male musculature, masculine face and a penis showing through her shorts. It’s not uncommon to ask for tests since the Chinese, Russians and previous West Germans were continuously doping athletes.

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u/Aphreyst Aug 24 '24

If you think a man wearing heavy make up and feminine clothing is female,

When did they say that?

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

You must be. She’s saying why go through the whole campaign when you could just show the public a dna test that say hey I’m a woman.

Why would you purposely misunderstand something that’s really simple like that ? What the hells wrong with you? And why are you all hating on this lady?

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

Are you a man?

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

I don’t see what that has to do with anything but, yes. I’m on the edge of my seat, breath stilled waiting for the reveal behind this question.

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

How do you know you're a man? Did you take a DNA test to prove it?

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

Are you a man? Because men where I come from don’t put others down for a differing opinion. Nor try to tear down a person’s character or name call because they don’t like being said. See they have clan rallys in the south. While I hate what they stand for I don’t visit violence on their person nor shout them down. Me and mine go about the business of living our lives. We let the people who think we are mongrels live theirs. Simple and plain.

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

Yes actually. When I had to get custody of my son I took a test to establish paternity. A lot of guys do that. It’s rather common place.

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u/IdasMessenia Aug 23 '24

Please post your dna test, else we have to assume you are a liar.

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

Why would I care? If you thought I was a woman or a Pygmy elephant how does that actually affect me ?

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u/IdasMessenia Aug 25 '24

You are so close to getting the point.

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u/Wing_New Aug 25 '24

It seems you are too

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

That's how you learned you were a man? Not until you got your DNA test? I'm assuming you were unsure before that, correct?

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

I didn’t answer the first question only the second. I basically know I’m a man because I have a penis and no breasts.

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u/IanTheMagus Aug 23 '24

Welcome to Imane's world, then. She was born with a vagina, so why take a test?

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u/Wing_New Aug 23 '24

Ok why put on makeup then? If she’s comfortable with what she looks like why attempt to feminize herself more to prove what she already knows? I’m not saying she’s not a woman I don’t know or care really. All I was saying was it’s kinda shitty to shit on JKR when she’s basically saying: Here’s a low effort solution to shut all of the naysayers up.

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u/Aphreyst Aug 24 '24

Most guys don't take DNA tests, any of them that don't might secretly be women!!! 😱

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u/Happy_Accident99 Aug 24 '24

Once again, THIS ATHLETE DOESN’T OWE YOU OR JK ROWLING A GODDAMN THING.

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u/Wing_New Aug 24 '24

What the fuck are you talking about once again? This is the first time you’ve said that to me. Could you please take a break from the goofballs and blow ? I never said she owed me anything. I said people are being a-holes to JKR for a simple comment that may not have been her genuinely trying to helpful. And here you come in all caps. What do you have main character syndrome or something? Get your head out your ass and keep up with the convo you fucking basement dwelling, cap texter. 🤨

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u/Aphreyst Aug 24 '24

Gods you're an idiot.

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u/Wing_New Aug 24 '24

It’s always someone who identifies as liberal and evolved that likes to start shit or be insulting. Considering that liberals are supposed to tolerant and inclusive to all peoples and creeds and even intelligence level, how are you one the person who thinks it’s a marvelous idea to call me an idiot because some unhinged lunatic CAPS texted me and I responded. Please enlighten me oh lord of academia who determines peoples intelligence quotient at a mere reading of a comment.