r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/billy_goatboi Aug 23 '24

Sounds more like the waste shovelling village idiot

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName Aug 23 '24

More of a snake oil sales man that projects the image of wealth but Is actually destitute and is working on weakening the kingdom from the inside by sewing discontent, fear of outsiders, and promoting isolationism, all becuase his paltry finances are being buoyed by hostile kingdoms trying to gain power in the local region.

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u/SpilledSalt4U Aug 23 '24

Maybe he's sewing a discontent quilt.

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u/Vascular_Mind Aug 23 '24

So, a small bad evil guy instead of a BBEG.

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u/_Boom___Beard_ Aug 23 '24

BBEG with small hands

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u/youpayyourway Aug 23 '24

Small sad evil guy

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u/LightRobb Aug 23 '24

Tho the guy shoveling poo at least does something useful.

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u/billy_goatboi Aug 23 '24

Depends on where to he's shovelling

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u/Lewtwin Aug 23 '24

the Poopsmith?

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u/StoneLuca97 Aug 23 '24

Rogue that for some damn reason has put all his stats anywhere else but stealth