r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/fuzzhead12 Aug 23 '24

It’s because they subconsciously think about guzzling cum 24/7

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u/juicysand420 Aug 23 '24

Hey but what would Jesus say?!! I made some arbitrary rules, which I made myself follow so ALL OF YOU BETTER FUCKING FOLLOW THEM TOO CUZ I GET INTERNAL JEALOUSY SEEING YOU NOT HAVING TO FOLLOW MY MADE UP RULES!!!

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u/good_from_afar Aug 23 '24

Well I mean Abraham, God's chosen one, the founder of God's nation, the first Hebrew patriarch, had his son Isaac at 100. Pretty clear God is cool with it.

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u/juicysand420 Aug 23 '24

God is cool with a lot of things. It's the mistranslation over the years and cunning to fit the texts according to one's own agenda that has led to these racist, sexist, lgbtphobic books.

I'm sure if god is a thing, he loves all his creations and respects their free will as long as it is not hurting another human

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u/NebulousStar Aug 23 '24

They call themselves Christians, but they're not. They don't follow any rules of Christ's. They follow rules from the Old Testament, which he opposed.

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u/NastySassyStuff Aug 23 '24

“Tim Walz sure did have kids later in life haha y’all ever drink super old cum?”

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u/EatLard Aug 23 '24

Everything is about sex to them, and 75% of that sex is homosexual. The self-loathing is strong. I just wish they didn’t make it everyone’s problem.

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u/fuzzhead12 Aug 24 '24

It really is a shame. They could live much happier and healthier lives being themselves if they weren’t so brainwashed by their own rhetoric.

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u/Wild-Kitchen Aug 23 '24

24 and 7 are both too spoiled if it's dairy