r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Beagle313 Aug 23 '24

You gave me an idea for my next BBEG

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u/billy_goatboi Aug 23 '24

Sounds more like the waste shovelling village idiot

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName Aug 23 '24

More of a snake oil sales man that projects the image of wealth but Is actually destitute and is working on weakening the kingdom from the inside by sewing discontent, fear of outsiders, and promoting isolationism, all becuase his paltry finances are being buoyed by hostile kingdoms trying to gain power in the local region.

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u/SpilledSalt4U Aug 23 '24

Maybe he's sewing a discontent quilt.

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u/Vascular_Mind Aug 23 '24

So, a small bad evil guy instead of a BBEG.

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u/_Boom___Beard_ Aug 23 '24

BBEG with small hands

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u/youpayyourway Aug 23 '24

Small sad evil guy

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u/LightRobb Aug 23 '24

Tho the guy shoveling poo at least does something useful.

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u/billy_goatboi Aug 23 '24

Depends on where to he's shovelling

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u/Lewtwin Aug 23 '24

the Poopsmith?

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u/StoneLuca97 Aug 23 '24

Rogue that for some damn reason has put all his stats anywhere else but stealth

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Lol. Hell yeah. I was thinking the same thing.

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u/LoganBassist Aug 23 '24

I'm afraid to tell my DM, but also very excited

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Why? It's a great name for a baddie. Are they just kinda uptight about their stories or something?

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u/hypnoskills Aug 23 '24

Or a bard.

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u/LoganBassist Aug 24 '24

I'm afraid what he'd do with it hahaha. I don't think we're ready for Felonald Donvict

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u/Justprunes-6344 Aug 23 '24

In 20 years when Mara Logo becomes a federal prison complex akin to Mordor but wetter

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u/Axel_Raden Aug 23 '24

Make Faerûn great again MFGA

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u/shibemu Aug 23 '24

"I will build the greatest undead army, best in the world and the skeletons are going to pay for it." - Flonald Donvict

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u/nasandre Aug 23 '24

What would be his signature move?

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u/Beagle313 Aug 23 '24

Probably something along the lines of Propaganda - Each creature in 50ft radius has to make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or lose its free will, now obeying the orders of the caster for the next 24 hours. After that, the creatures will believe that whatever they had done was for the better good.

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u/lucianobartolucci Aug 23 '24

It's my idea forn a side character my players will not suspect from because theyre idiots