r/facepalm Aug 23 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Oh dear...

Post image
24.8k Upvotes

3.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

239

u/BenTheCancerWorm Aug 23 '24

What I'm getting from this is that Sean likes his semen younger than 47? Or am I missing something here?

51

u/BatDubb Aug 23 '24

JD Vanceโ€™s semen is only 40.

6

u/soggylittleshrimp Aug 23 '24

My semen is 42 so I better start cutting down or just quit drinking it cold turkey on my birthday.

16

u/EishLekker Aug 23 '24

He likes seamen from someone less than say two months old.

I mean, who drinks milk thatโ€™s two months old?

3

u/Rahmulous Aug 23 '24

Well he is a Republican so that tracks.

2

u/JoinAThang Aug 23 '24

Or that sean wouldn't think twice about putting some semen in his coffee as long as its not older than a couple of days old. Either way. Weirdo.

2

u/hugopeckham Aug 23 '24

Not just younger than 47, but no older than the bottle of milk in the fridge! Way to advertise yourself as a paedophile ๐Ÿ˜ฌ