r/elonmusk Mar 23 '22

Meme Just askin!

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u/Affectionate_Gate_26 Mar 23 '22

hits blunt

What if I 1v1 the dictator of Russia?

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u/twasjc Mar 24 '22

Putin isn't hostile to Elon now that they know who each other are

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u/Prpl_panda_dog Mar 23 '22

hits blunt again

And what if he was a former KGB agent?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Once a KGB always a KGB there's nothing former about it 😉

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u/IrreverentHippie Mar 23 '22

And what if I refused special forces training

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u/MrGruntsworthy Mar 23 '22

How it started: Musk asking Russia if he could buy their rocket.

How it's going: Musk eating Russia's launch contracts

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u/InspiringlyObservant Mar 23 '22

He should use them for rolling papers and remake this meme

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Probably get it for pennies on the dollar in the coming weeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Could prolly just buy all of Russia soon

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u/Mike-Green Mar 24 '22

That'd be nuts. Buy a couple thousand square miles in the tunda and establish his own nation to run Mars bootcamps and prototyping

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u/Ravinrabits Apr 19 '22

That sound legitimately fun.

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u/Pyrolitic-Chaos Mar 23 '22

Elon will be the first trillionaire when SpaceX goes public

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Is that a good thing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I mean..... Could funding the russian military to stop fighting work? World runs on money right?

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 23 '22

Do it just do it! After you b**** slapp Putin with your left hand!

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 23 '22

Just sayin'😉

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 24 '22

Maybe he's left hand dominant LOL

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u/Tarandon Mar 23 '22

Why give Putin money for more war. Better to just bankrupt the russian space program by making it obsolete.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22 edited May 05 '22

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u/Prpl_panda_dog Mar 23 '22

They’ll never have a broom closet with as many broomsticks as us ever again

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u/SemiformalSpecimen Mar 23 '22

Why? Usually you buy a company to get something from it. The only thing the Russian space company has that SpaceX doesn’t have it contracts and Putin is in the process of gifting those out as we speak. No need to spend any money!

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u/OlOuddinHead Mar 23 '22

To repurpose it in to a trampoline and broomstick factory, of course.

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u/SemiformalSpecimen Mar 25 '22

Of course! How did I miss that move?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Elon for President.

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u/Pyrolitic-Chaos Mar 23 '22

I feel like he would actually be a good president and solve a lot of problems.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

100% the dude is very smart and seems as tho he’s got a good heart and a head on his shoulders. Dudes got more money than god and is still as humble as they come.

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u/bludstone Mar 23 '22

He tried that. They said no

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 23 '22

Then maybe he can buy out his suppliers

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Lol… too funny. He should play the next evil villain in a James Bond movie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Why buy something obsolete?

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u/Mike-Green Mar 24 '22

Buy a chunk of Russia itself and make Mars Colony V0.1, a nationstate

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 23 '22

Disable the hand disable the trigger

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u/warboar Mar 23 '22

Like Tesla buying GM lol

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u/Crenorz Mar 23 '22

why, to loose money or go back in time in terms of technology? It's junk vs SpaceX

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u/jducer Mar 23 '22

Damn that would be ironic

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u/Free-Juggernaut-9372 Mar 23 '22

I love this post! Elon, you are the master of trolling Russia!

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u/tony22times Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 24 '22

Musk to buy Russia. Currently negotiating price with the oligarchs. offering them 5 cents on the dollar. Musk needs resources for mars.

Just the part east of the Urals. The west part can go join the European Union and give up its sovereignty as an independent country as penance for Ukraine.

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u/KenjiFox Mar 23 '22

For what? The kids to play with? As much as I respect their Soyuz rocket platform, it's literally trash compared to Falcon, let alone Starship.

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u/St_untm_an Mar 24 '22

Elon: could buy Ukraine from Russia (because they think they own it) and, give it back to the Ukrainians, ending the war...

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 24 '22 edited Apr 04 '22

A novel idea but that doesn't necessarily stop assholes he'll get bored again and decide he wants to have a pissing contest. I'm wondering if he even really thought this whole thing is going to be is serious as all this or if he just woke up one day and said you know what?...... Today I'm going to be a jackass!??

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u/St_untm_an Apr 04 '22

I believe it could have been a mixer of all you said and, then some. It wouldn't surprise me if he gets I infiltration by one of his own, in his closest entourage.

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Could definitely happen on both sides as has been evidenced in the last 6 months.. 😣 and I thought I knew my s*** or at least enough...

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Painful on both sides to flush out.

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

I'm not referring to Elon.

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 23 '22

Yes, great plan

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u/Life-Saver Mar 23 '22

What if Russia joined NATO?

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u/Psychological-Task26 Apr 19 '22

Bro you cannot be serious. Nato was formed to stop the encroachment of the USSR. Why would Russia join lmao. Brain dead Elon fans

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u/Life-Saver Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

Sure. Build up on your assumption. Your next step is to assume all Elon fans are thinking the same thing. Then form an opinion about this, and write it in your brain in read-only mode. Have fun.

...I was mostly trolling (just read the meme again maybe?). But also trying to do some actual open thinking. Things were relatively peaceful regarding Russia since the fall of the USSR. Nato is now becoming an issue if we buy that their the reason for Russia's attack. If Russia was part of Nato, they wouldn't need to prehemptively attack other country to preserve a buffer line between them.

The other available option would be to disband Nato. This war would probably not have happened at all then. The fact that NATO countries aren't able to send troops to help, because it would trigger all of them to go to war wouldn't be an issue. Instant alliance would be made without this stupid restriction, and Putin would think twice before doing so. Right now, he's leveraging this.

We're on the brink of either a 3rd world war, or witnessing the death of a country without more available options to help.

It's also possible Russia would be even more aggressive and try to take over the world if NATO didn't exist, but this is very much in the realm of wild assumptions.

Chill dude. I like open conversations.

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u/galaxypenguin12 Mar 23 '22

Why won't you buy an israeli meat place instead and start selling nintendo games there

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u/I-HATE-Y0U Mar 23 '22

Don't give rhenium money for their military

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u/twasjc Mar 24 '22

That'd be an interesting idea lol

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u/Heck_Spawn Mar 24 '22

What if...

Elon just bought the rights to "Firefly" and announced a re-boot?

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u/Alphafemal3777 Mar 24 '22

Before or after he bought the space station??

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u/Heck_Spawn Mar 24 '22

He'd pass on that. He'll capture an asteroid and bore holes in it for folks to drive through.

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u/Anfie22 Mar 24 '22

Nah. It'd be like if someone wanted to buy your kid or pet - for no amount of money in the world would you accept.

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u/Objectivly Mar 26 '22

A man who gave us under ground cars instead of high speed rail for public transit deserves to be crucified.

It increased the barrier to acess, is less efficient, has lesser capacity, and all it does it further cement cars as essential.

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Had to vacate premises for changed perspective to reassess, assimilate , process new directive and what a b**** that was I might just say. Reboot ...sent Longitude and latitude by bird sonar as soon as I had changed location; necessary for processing new info... I'm okay but whew, wasn't that a nail bitter/cliffhager? Not not a movie I would pay for the pleasure of my personal willful suspension of disbelief that's for sure. Will send notice to birdies upon my return, eat, gathering new Tesla info bonus. Will explain.. think my supercomputer could use a little dry ice. But until then..

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Praying for easier lessons pain is not the all-encompassing teacher although effective not all encompassing

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Think I'm understanding this better. I believe I can no longer be part of a blind experiment but I need to be educated to prevent future mistakes,... implementing better security system. I can't believe today is the fourth already..

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Updated aeronautical maps

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

I don't know why that was posting as a down vote it was certainly not

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

But first start with Twitter? 😂😉

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u/Alphafemal3777 Apr 04 '22

Hehehe buy it sell it back to them with addendums to the ownership contract which would be a list of don't be naughty rules in which it would be forfeited and keep doing it over and over again.. which inevitably, but hey I don't want to be a naysayer there's Hope for everybody right? Crickets...

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u/Snowman-one Apr 19 '22

Is Elon musk a lair like trump or a man of turth