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OC Beware

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u/Cartoonicorn 1d ago

Take it from horror comics, if the author doesn't want to draw something, characters can always be disemboweled off panel.  

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u/John_Roboeye1 1d ago

OH NO, I AM BEING ATTACKED BY UNKNOWN CREATURE AND I MUST PRETEND THAT THERE IS A CREATURE AND NOT THAT ARTIST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW A MONSTER

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u/EveryRadio 1d ago

Classic HP Lovecraft strategy “oh my god my sanity is shattering from just looking at this ancient being! It’s indescribable so don’t ask but trust me guys it’s like SUPER scary”

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u/Zanadar 1d ago

Then someone else tries to depict their interpretation and just ends up with a squid with extra steps.

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u/EveryRadio 1d ago

I'm bored at work and you inspired me to make this meme

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 1d ago

A squid with extra steps.

Squid usually swim or slither. Some sorta walk along the seafloor, but they're still buoyant, so that may not count as walking. 

But if they could walk, damn skippy they'd be getting in extra steps with all them limbs.

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u/kkeross 1d ago

It's either a squid or a biblically accurate angel.

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u/seal_eggs 1d ago

Split the diff: biblically accurate squid

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u/NotYourReddit18 21h ago

According to a quick google search the only thing the bible mentions related to squids is that all creatures are made by God, and that we can eat any sea creature as long as it has fins and scales. Both verses don't mention squids directly.

https://www.openbible.info/topics/squid_and_octopus

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u/PsychoPra 18h ago

So you are saying squids are angels?

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u/seal_eggs 17h ago

Exactly!

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 1d ago

The fluffy crab:

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u/n9seed 1d ago

I like how in the festival, he just describes what the creatures aren't.

"They were not altogether crows, nor moles, nor buzzards, nor ants, nor vampire bats, nor decomposed human beings; but something I cannot and must not recall."

Leaves you with a pretty vivid picture of what the creatures look like while still giving you absolutely no idea of what they look like.

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u/EveryRadio 1d ago

I hadn’t seen that description but I can see how someone might try to picture it in their head but with each description you take away familiar characteristics until you’re left with something unfamiliar. By knowing what it’s not you’re left with a confusing mental image that you can’t quite grasp

But still the dude needed to learn more adjectives

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u/Boom_the_Bold 1d ago

I dunno, mate. He had plenty.

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u/VacantExpressionComx Vacant Expression 1d ago

I like the classic and common "Trace a Winter Lantern from Bloodborne" trick.

Warning: old.

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u/Trocalengo 1d ago

You did a good Primeape

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u/VacantExpressionComx Vacant Expression 1d ago

Thank you! It really is my favorite Pokémon so I didn't want to let it down.

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u/Destinum 1d ago

What are your thoughts on Annihilape?

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u/VacantExpressionComx Vacant Expression 1d ago

Nothing against Annihilape! I personally prefer my funny angry monkeys to be alive

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u/JustMark99 1d ago

I hope there's no dialogue behind that YA rating.

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u/VacantExpressionComx Vacant Expression 1d ago

Nah. I just thought the horror's name should be incomprehensible to the human eye

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u/JustMark99 1d ago

I'm talking about up top. Webtoon adds that little blurb without caring about what it covers up.

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u/VacantExpressionComx Vacant Expression 1d ago

Oh! If you're on mobile, tapping the image makes that go away. Clicking might do the same thing on desktop

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u/JustMark99 1d ago

Thank you, I had no idea!

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u/Silentlybroken 1d ago

Me either, and found out by accident after trying to squint to read text under the stupid banner. You are not alone and honestly, it's bad app design.

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u/Tough_Dish_4485 1d ago

Yep, Charles Shultz not being able to draw a cat didn’t help Snoopy

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u/MorleyDotes 1d ago

A director is making a biblical movie and wants to have a scene where the Red Sea parts. He asks the special effects guy how much to show the red sea parting. The SE guy says "I can make a wide shot of it parting for a million dollars". Director says too much, what else can you do? SE guy "for half a million I can show it from an angle where you only see one side of the sea parting". The director says still too much, what else? SE guy says, "For union scale, I can point the camera at an extra who can say "Hey looked, the sea's parting!'"