r/comics 25d ago

Fast Food [OC] NSFW

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u/gar1848 25d ago

Props to the lady for not running away after seeing a grown ass man coughing an egg and giving birth to himself

She must like the restaurant very much

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u/Bit_part_demon 25d ago

She probably works retail

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u/Sedowa 25d ago

Legitimately, as long as you aren't stealing or harassing employees anyone who works retail is just going to treat it as another day. Gives us things to talk about to the new hires!

I regret not being there the day we had a streaker run through my store. 

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u/Freak-996 24d ago

I had a lady doing cocaine in the bathroom in my first week. A senior just brushed it into a trashcan and called it a day after she was kicked out. I also saw my uncle shoplifting. Weirdly, I miss that job.