Fast Food [OC]

[u/Drawer_Of_Drawings]

[u/FancifulFoxi]

How does he handle Karens asking for the manager?

[u/John_Roboeye1 → u/FancifulFoxi]

very well

[u/KidLimbo → u/John_Roboeye1]

Sent to the great manager in the sky

[u/Pretend-Mobile9397 → u/KidLimbo]

you'd think he'd sent the Karen to some eldritch entity beyond human comprehension but then its just some guy name John

[u/ntdavis814 → u/Pretend-Mobile9397]

But she has to wander through the seven hells to meet with him. The entrance is in the back of the store, next to the broom closet.

[u/pimpmastahanhduece → u/ntdavis814]

But the Karen was the Eldritch abomination all along and was tricked into a SCP containment vessel.

[u/ntdavis814 → u/pimpmastahanhduece]

[u/UsernameAvaylable → u/John_Roboeye1]

appropiately

[u/unw00shed → u/John_Roboeye1]

an all seeing eye is grafted onto the top of their head that is always looking at the manager

[u/DanceDelievery → u/FancifulFoxi]

He makes her look like him, makes her unable to leave the job during the shift while he goes home early. She consequently is confused staring at herself in the bathroom mirror while new customers come in and demand service.

The manager hears the commotion, comes in and screams at her to get back to work. She get's screamed at all day both from customers and the manager and after the shift she turns back to herself.

[u/sureyouken → u/DanceDelievery]

That seems very Justice wow

[u/MichealRyder → u/DanceDelievery]

Jesus lol

[u/Geawiel → u/DanceDelievery]

Karen: "I want to see a manager!"

Him: "Very well. Here is a mirror. Inspection is tomorrow. We have 3 out sick and I leave at 4 sharp."

[u/MunkyDawg → u/DanceDelievery]

That's either from thorough internet research or you've worked customer facing jobs. Either way, nicely done.

[u/Orzagh → u/DanceDelievery]

This is brilliant

[u/heptadecagram → u/FancifulFoxi]

"You want to see the manager? I will make you S E E"

[u/Naskr → u/FancifulFoxi]

He summons Man'Ager, the demon star.

[u/International-Cat123 → u/Naskr]

https://youtu.be/zRmMyYXhtR0?si=sSpxUb-bVgeUqEw0

[u/drislands → u/FancifulFoxi]

"I demand to see your manager!"

"Very well."

The flesh of Karen's face swiftly grows over her eyes, completely covering them with an image of the manager.

"Next."

[u/Sothalic → u/FancifulFoxi]

Depends how it's asked.

"I want to see the manager" = induce hallucination that everyone looks like the manager but acts normally otherwise.

"I want to talk to the manager" = induce schizophrenia, with the voices autoritative and manager-minded.

"I want the manager" = polymorph into a copy of the manager.

[u/Isenjil → u/FancifulFoxi]

With bare hands, imo

[u/buffalo8 → u/FancifulFoxi]

He becomes the manager, obviously.

[u/DarkArcanian → u/FancifulFoxi]

Sends them straight to the manager of the world

[u/Tylendal → u/FancifulFoxi]

Insists they buy three party hats and a melon.

[u/dfinkelstein → u/FancifulFoxi]

Private audience with God to make her petty request.