r/cats • u/emotionallasagna • Nov 14 '24

Advice New office cat needs a name!

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No idea if it's a he or a she. Lives in the neighbourhood and comes in our office to chill during working hours.

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u/BreathingGirl000 Nov 14 '24

H.R.

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 Nov 14 '24

'I suggest you speak to HR'

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u/HooverDamm- Nov 14 '24

pspspspspsps?

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u/ImTheRealMarco Nov 14 '24

I'm dying.

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u/str4ngerc4t Nov 15 '24

HR can give you a leave of absence for that.

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u/Jcheerw Nov 14 '24

HR but it stands for something silly like Henry Ron

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u/ArabellaFort Nov 15 '24

That is actually perfect.

‘Excuse me Henry Ron, can you please look over this memo regarding mousing leave entitlements?’

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u/amandaem79 Siberian Nov 15 '24

For some reason I like Hector Romeo

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u/suzepie Nov 16 '24

I’m for Horatio Reginald. 😸

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u/Alt_meeee Nov 15 '24

You will only be hired if he accepts you

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u/BreathingGirl000 Nov 15 '24

This. Cats rule fr

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u/PrestigiousFlower118 Nov 14 '24

Imagine ‘oh here’s H.R’ everyone craps themselves then a cute little cat comes around the corner 😂

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u/thrwy_111822 Nov 14 '24

His full legal name should be “The Human Resources Department”

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u/blackviking147 Nov 14 '24

This is the best suggestion hands down.

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u/GreenOnionCrusader Nov 14 '24

"The Head of the Human Resources Department." So you can go to the store and casually say things to the cashier like, "I am required to get this particular flavor of Fancy Feast because it's The Head of the Human Resources Department's favorite. She won't eat anything else."

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Nov 15 '24

Bribing The Head of the Human Resources Department for that corner office, I see. Humph.

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u/RhandeeSavagery Nov 14 '24

Winner Winner Tuna Dinner🏆

Love HR

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u/BreathingGirl000 Nov 14 '24

Thank you. I’ll be here all week folks. Thanks for coming.

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u/Choano Nov 15 '24

HR Fluffinstuff

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u/PracticalAndContent Norwegian Forest Cat Nov 15 '24

I know someone who named her cat Denise from HR.

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u/Oh-Dang- Calico Nov 14 '24

🆙

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u/UniMundo628 Nov 15 '24

OMGoodness! That’s great! “Hey! Have you seen H.R.?”

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u/ademosthenes Nov 14 '24

That’s good

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u/Pristine_Reward_1253 Nov 14 '24

🤣🤣🤣 This is pretty genius.

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u/NP_NP_ Nov 14 '24

PLEASE. H.R.!!!!!!!!

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u/jasongaylord3802 Nov 14 '24

This is an amazing name lol!!!

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u/antarcticacitizen1 Nov 15 '24

If HR does not get his treats..."YOU'RE FIRED"

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u/BANAnaS_Dad Nov 15 '24

That was my first thought too!

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u/Punsy_McFail Nov 15 '24

Herbert Rollins.. AKA.. HR

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u/Background-Owl1674 Nov 15 '24

That's genius lol

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 Nov 15 '24

F.R. Feline resources.

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u/StarshipCaterprise Nov 14 '24

This is a fantastic suggestion

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u/Pecheuer Nov 15 '24

Howard Roosevelt

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u/Little_King_9265 Nov 15 '24

haha i really like it

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u/edit_R Nov 15 '24

Barbara from HR

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u/Cautious-Ad-4216 Nov 15 '24

this one i hope they choose this one so bad og

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u/BreathingGirl000 Nov 15 '24

I would like to be at that staff meeting

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u/derienzo Nov 14 '24

If you get two it can be Health and Relations