r/cats Aug 17 '24

Humor Cat Olympics Final Day.

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u/MayorAg Aug 17 '24

This is the first time I have seen 200 socks outside a store.

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u/Ph455ki1 Aug 17 '24

Last time he used white and maybe even other coloured socks too meaning there are even more socks in this house.
I need to know why do you have so many socks u/DearEmphasis4488

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u/littleyellowbike Aug 17 '24

The socks in this video are all identical and look brand-new, still creased from the packaging. I like to think he bought a bulk order of socks for the sole (heh) purpose of stacking them on his cats.

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u/Ph455ki1 Aug 17 '24

That's commitment right there!

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus Aug 17 '24

I mean, yeah, but he can still wear them afterward too!

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u/ZDTreefur Aug 17 '24

I wouldn't want to wear bulk order temu socks.

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u/Captainloooook Aug 17 '24

Maybe he can return them or give them to his friends and family Oprah style after this. 

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u/chux4w Aug 18 '24

That's why it costs so much to host the Catlympics, many countries don't want to be considered.

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u/SIUHA1 Aug 18 '24

Well, it is the Cat Olympics, I hear they spare no expense.

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u/iluvios Aug 17 '24

I buy all my socks at once. So at any time I have 20 of the same socks, so if I lose one I still have 19 that match.

That way I never get missing single socks. Pretty useful.

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u/qtntelxen Aug 17 '24

Same, but I still don't have 200+ socks.

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u/Ph455ki1 Aug 17 '24

Plus the aforementioned other colours from the day2 video. There must be at least 125 pairs of socks there, but likely more.

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u/MiniDigits Aug 17 '24

He might have a sock hookup

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u/Haunt3dCity Aug 17 '24

Hey man, let me have one of them striped, them shits is fire

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Aug 17 '24

Sock puppet...

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u/TeamCatsandDnD Aug 17 '24

I have two drawers worth of socks and I don’t think even I have 100pairs

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u/whyenn Aug 17 '24

The horrible truth is that neither does he: poor guy bought 200 pairs of the same kind of sock but every single pair lost its mate.

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u/rudecanuck Aug 17 '24

I probably have about 350 socks. I just don’t know where 330 of them are.

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u/Meloetta Aug 17 '24

Years ago I threw out all my socks and got a ton of the same sock, figuring that as I lose/wear out socks I can just get more of those and the matching is so much less important.

Now that I'm starting to think "I should buy another pack of socks", they don't make that specific kind anymore. So now I have to decide, do I do the same thing, throw out every sock, get all the same again? or do I get a very similar style? Which means then I'd either have to accept my socks not matching anymore or look very closely to match them...or I could just give up and get socks that work and put myself back where I started, a pile of unmatched socks

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u/iluvios Aug 17 '24

For that reason I buy clothes every 2 years. I just spend a whole week buying, making everything match and I don’t worry about clothing for another 2 years.

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u/pandazerg Aug 17 '24

About ten years ago I switched all my socks to Darn Tough brand socks. They're $20 a pair($25 these days) but they have a lifetime guarantee, so when I had a pair finally wore through the sole earlier this year I sent off the old pair, and had a voucher for a free replacement pair of socks a week later, and I was able to get the exact same style of sock that I got 10 years ago. Can't recommend highly enough.

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u/cute4awowchick Aug 17 '24

Can always convert the old (current) socks to cleaning mitts if you decide to start over. They're great for dusting, cleaning blinds, etc.

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u/ishootthedead Aug 17 '24

Don't throw them away until you get the new ones. Sometimes you like the old ones better than the new ones and have to try again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '24

I gave up on matching socks years ago. Sometimes you’ll catch me wearing one white sock, one black sock. Sometimes it’s one gray and one red. When the stars align I’ll wear the same color and same brand

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 Aug 17 '24

Do you not find that you end up with socks with different levels of wear or do you cycle the 20 before a wash?

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u/ilikepix Aug 17 '24

are you saying it would be an issue to wear two socks that are otherwise identical but one is more worn than the other?

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 Aug 17 '24

By worn I’m referring more to the quality of the sock reducing, I’d find it annoying if one sock was noticeably less comfortable than the other

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u/viralmessiah00 Aug 17 '24

Yes cause my feet are verryyyy sensitive and I can feel the difference ALL DAMN DAY.

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u/Torrefy Aug 17 '24

I have a few different kinds of socks: black, white, ankle, no show, etc. But within each type they are all the same. So all the black ankle socks are all the same for example. 

I have them in rows in my dresser, and always take the one from the front. Then when I do laundry I push them to the front in order and put the freshly cleaned ones in the back. So basically just a first in first out kind of system. It just makes sense to me and it's easy.

Last year over the course of like 3 months I had all 12 pairs of my black ankle socks get holes in them. After having them for a couple years. That showed me that I was definitely wearing them pretty evenly. Replaced the whole set all at once with 12 new pairs.

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u/BlueMikeStu Aug 17 '24

That's the thing. As they got worn or tear, you just cycle them out. Then when you get to the point where you don't have enough socks between laundry cycles, you turn the rest into rags and buy another 20 pair.

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u/adsjabo Aug 17 '24

Yeah I actually do a similar thing for my crew socks.

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u/dewidubbs Aug 17 '24

It must be a sales tactic to sell socks in packs with 6 different pairs. The ability to wear different designs is definitely outweighed by the fact that once you lose / water out one sock, the other is made redundant.

I hate doing laundry for my girls. there must be 300 different socks in rotation around here

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u/melperz Aug 17 '24

I used to buy only black or white socks until one day after laundry, half of 2 of those pairs suddenly changed colors. Like the left is black and the right is white. Then the other pair had white left and black right. Weird.

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u/limitless776 Aug 17 '24

They say there is no such thing as mismatched pair of socks as there is always a pair the exact same sat at home…. Somewhere 😂

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u/WarRoutine7320 Aug 17 '24

my friend has a huge pile of socks in his closet that he has been collecting from every single birthday, christmas, graduation- anything that lends to his father sending him a gift. his father with 100% certainty will send him a pack of socks. he has moved all over the country but takes his socks with him every time.

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u/Live-Influence2482 Aug 17 '24

Clever and efficient! Ma man!!

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u/cindyana_jones Aug 18 '24

this guy socks.

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u/fractalfocuser Aug 17 '24

Thats definitely a bot reposting random videos for karma and not the creator of the video

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u/Ph455ki1 Aug 17 '24

I didn't even think of that, RIP me

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u/Articulated Aug 17 '24

Once your feet stop growing, buy all the socks you will ever need and beat inflation!

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus Aug 17 '24

Especially once you find a pair you really like! I've made the mistake of thinking 'oh i can get more of those later' then gone through a dozen lookalikes that weren't nearly as good. First thing i thought when i saw that quick sock stack 'If i could find that first pair of thin socks that I loved, which fit perfectly and were neither too hot nor too cool, in a 100 pack or even 10 10 packs, I'd buy have bought them too!"

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u/rumblepony247 Aug 17 '24

Works for an apparel manufacturer, maybe?

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u/Allpal Aug 17 '24

sometimes you just have a ton of socks, my mom keeps buying me more every time she visits my grandpa in england

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u/Dr-Emmett_L_Brown Aug 17 '24

THANK YOU for asking the important questions. I need to know this too! 😂

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u/kingwhocares Aug 17 '24

Socks on bulk can go for cheap sometimes when discounts are offered.

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u/BetHunnadHunnad Aug 17 '24

For the Olympics, clearly

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u/altcntrl Aug 17 '24

The videos do a great job explaining why

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u/Clearwatercress69 Aug 17 '24

I hope he’s using the socks… as socks.

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u/shshshshshh73 Aug 17 '24

To stack them onto cats, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '24

He prefers them to tissues.

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u/Phormitago Aug 17 '24

OP is a centipede

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u/AlmondCigar Aug 17 '24

Well, you gotta change your socks when you get home -for sleeping and if you go to the gym, you got a change after that so that’s three pair of socks a day but I guess that’s still not doing laundry for a month

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u/Ph455ki1 Aug 17 '24

for sleeping

You what?

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u/AlmondCigar Sep 07 '24

Yep, I’m like Mr. Rogers, but with socks

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u/HPTM2008 Aug 18 '24

My buddy bought enough socks for a year so that he never wore a pair twice. Because he could. But buying for the video seems more likely.

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u/John-What_son Aug 18 '24

I highly doubt thats their video

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u/MdxBhmt Aug 17 '24

This is an ad for big sock.

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u/H4xz0rz_da_bomb Aug 17 '24

Op is the guy from our 6th grade math problems.

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u/Sir_Fail-A-Lot Aug 17 '24

He's the guy math problems warn us about

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u/JackRabbit- Aug 17 '24

I think the most I've ever had is maybe like 19

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u/MayorAg Aug 17 '24

I have 10 pairs and they last me 2 weeks easily.

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u/__SpeedRacer__ Aug 17 '24

Plot twist: he owns a store.

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u/PeterWritesEmails Aug 17 '24

This is the dude who steals socks from your laundry.

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u/donbee28 Aug 17 '24 edited Aug 17 '24

How many socks should a person own?

The answer is everything is 42

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u/ChefInsano Aug 17 '24

Depends on where you live. Germany? Something like a thousand. Brazil? Zero.

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u/Panderz_GG Aug 17 '24

I am not saying that he does, but I just want to share that I know about people who use socks one time and then throw them away. I'm not kidding.

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u/BlownCamaro Aug 17 '24

That's all I got out of this as well.

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u/shiningonthesea Aug 17 '24

Who even has that many?

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u/Piados1979 Aug 17 '24

I only have 12 pairs of socks. Each labeled with their dedicated month.

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u/BoogerStew Aug 17 '24

Bro won gold in the Most Socks event.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '24

This was my thought also, he has like 100 days of not washing his socks, what the heck.

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u/AppropriateTouching Aug 17 '24

I have so many fucking socks and no idea how it happened. I just kept getting old and they just kept accumulating

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u/Eckish Aug 17 '24

When those math books are coming up with word problems, this is the guy they use as an example.

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u/McVapeNL Aug 17 '24

To be honest, I think he might have an addiction.

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u/czhunc Aug 17 '24

This is the man from our math books.

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u/RoamingGnome74 Aug 17 '24

I came here to say this. Who has 100 pairs of socks. All the same style and color.