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u/Enjoying_A_Meal Aug 17 '24
Yay! Porkbelly won :)
Oh no! Jim's in Olympic jail :(
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u/guitar_vigilante Aug 17 '24
Lose the Olympics, believe it or not, straight to jail.
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u/Sufficient-Gap430 Aug 17 '24
Look up what Uday Hussein did to his Olympic athletes while managing the Iraqi team
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u/DearEmphasis4488 Aug 17 '24 edited Aug 17 '24
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u/SkullsNelbowEye Aug 17 '24
I heard Pork belly tested positive for catnip just before the sock stacking event. We need a new ruling.
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u/MiKapo Aug 17 '24
He had to be on something , did you see the way he just slept through the sock piling event .
This is a cat Olympics scandal
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u/Clearwatercress69 Aug 17 '24
One of your cats is orange in spirit.
And guess what? Straight to jail!
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u/bigtoley Aug 17 '24
Does he throw his socks away after one wear?
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u/MacTelnet Aug 17 '24
They're all probably at 0,47$ on Temu
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105% polyester. They last maybe 2 washes before they have more holes than ... things with holes
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u/dancingpianofairy Aug 17 '24
Clearly not because then he wouldn't have them to put on the cats.
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u/evanwilliams44 Aug 17 '24
I started buying them in bulk too. Don't have that many but I have a lot. I tried using better/more expensive brands, but they don't hold up much better than cheap ones. Then I would feel like I need to keep them because they are pricey. Would rather just buy them cheap in bulk and throw them out when they are trashed.
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u/DearEmphasis4488 Aug 17 '24 edited Aug 17 '24
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u/Relative-Owl-3652 Aug 17 '24
I VOTE ANOTHER ROUND FOR SOCK STACKING PORKY WAS DEAD ASLEEP.
Unfair advantage
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u/HotHelios Aug 17 '24
You're jealous that my boy Porky is chill af 😎
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u/Relative-Owl-3652 Aug 17 '24
Jim had his test while he was awake porky was asleep, it's rigged in porkies favor. Despicable 😡
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u/Loudace Aug 17 '24
Get porky belly tested for PEDs
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u/IpschwitzTownFC Aug 17 '24
Pork eating disorder? It's a disease. Please show more support and empathy to Pork Belly 🙏
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u/Moon_Whaler_3000 Aug 17 '24
Dear organisers,
The sock challenge had different conditions for each cat. Porky was already asleep and didn't react to it. whereas Jim was in a different location, sat in a different position, and was awake throughout. I demand a stewards enquiry and a rerun of the events.
Yours, Team Jim Fan Club representative.
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u/Any_Replacement_6460 Aug 17 '24
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u/Jimm120 Aug 17 '24
Now, pretend they ain't just make him angry with this shit.
And there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed it.
And his alarm went off to wake him but he didn't make it.
To the Cat Olympics, slept through his plane and he missed it.
He's gon' have a hard time explaining to Pork Belly and Jimmy.
These food stamps and this WIC shit, 'cause he never risked shit.
He hoped and he wished it, but it didn't fall in his lap.
So he ain't even here, he pretends that.
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u/number1clumsy Aug 17 '24
I’ve been Team Porky Belly from the start. I knew that kid had something special. 😎
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u/iovercomesadness Aug 17 '24
Is no one going to talk about this guy has 100 pairs of socks?? Adorable cats I'm team Pork belly
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u/Adventurous-Rub3377 Aug 17 '24
Both deserved to be congratulated but the gold medal goes to Pork Belly, the undisputed champion of the Cat Olympics! His winning moves included a flawless nap technique and a strategic belly flop!! Yay, really enjoy this series
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u/quarterlybreakdown Aug 17 '24
Porky Belly and Jim need their own show. I need quality programming to watch.
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u/PNKAlumna Aug 17 '24
Honestly, I’d rather watch more of this than any show on cable rn.
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u/ScoutmasterHobo Aug 17 '24
Why is this not an actual tv show
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u/shiningonthesea Aug 17 '24
We have enough clever redditors to come up with. All kinds of great challenges
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u/LoverOfTheRussianQn Aug 17 '24
Why do you have 100 pairs of socks?
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u/Buttcrack_Billy Aug 17 '24
Who TF owns 100 pairs of socks? That's like an entire dresser just for socks. I own, like maybe 18 pairs, tops.
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u/Professional-Box4153 Aug 17 '24
Can we add sock stacking to the 2028 Olympics in LA? I want to see how many some beefed out athlete can take.
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u/Momochichi Aug 17 '24
They need to do this for actual olympics, where they put the losers under the podium during awards ceremonies.
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u/littlewhitecatalex Aug 17 '24
Why does this person have so many black socks? I don’t think I even have that many socks all colors combined!
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u/HowUKnowMeKennyBond Aug 17 '24
Why does anyone own 100 pairs of socks? Are they disposable or something?
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u/JCPY00 Aug 17 '24
Anybody know where he got that cat furniture from? I’ve never found any suction cup-based shelves that felt anywhere near that stable.
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u/Apprehensive_Size794 Aug 17 '24
Thank you to our amazing CAThletes for their amazing sportsmanship and participation. I can’t wait for the next Catlympics!
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u/skactopus Aug 17 '24
What has suddenly popularised the word demure. Seen about ten people using it in the last 24 hours
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u/katk1025 Aug 17 '24
Team Pork Belly!!! And Team Jim!!! You can’t have the Cat Olympics without either!!!
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u/Satoon_ Aug 17 '24
Pork Belly won with 788657867364790503552363213932185062295135977687173263294742533244359449963403342920304284011984623904177212138919638830257642790242637105061926624952829931113462857270763317237396988943922445621451664240254033291864131227428294853277524242407573903240321257405579568660226031904170324062351700858796178922222789623703897374720000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Socks?
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u/Vanilla3574 Aug 17 '24
I've been Team Pork Belly from day one. I knew that kid had something special. 😎
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u/alex_dlc Aug 17 '24
I was going to ask how he owns so many socks, but now I’m wondering why they’re all exactly the same
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u/Haunting_Fox_8085 Aug 18 '24
You have enough socks to where a different pair everyday for 100 days
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u/bzzyb1 Aug 17 '24
I just want to say THANK YOU, OP!
Our country is going through its worst innings in terms of crimes against women, the eye of the whole storm being a gruesome case right in my city. Amidst all the chaos, your catlympics series has been a rare bright spot in my life. Sorry for the emotional rambling 😭
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u/TheHeartsFilthyLesin Aug 17 '24
I don't even own half that number of socks, but i love these videos!
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u/Altruistic_Set4246 Aug 17 '24
Nice One Porky Belly!!! Your reign of cozy dominance is officially recognized!
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u/Rough-Confection-941 Aug 17 '24
I waited a long time for the second video and finally it arrived👏👏👏😆😆😆🖤🖤🖤
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u/MayorAg Aug 17 '24
This is the first time I have seen 200 socks outside a store.