r/boringdystopia • u/isawasin • 1d ago

Social Inequality 📉 Finally, a voice of reason!

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u/spacemonstera 1d ago

"Shmurder" shmurdered me

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u/Berry_Jam 1d ago

That sounds like something I put on my bagel 🥯

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u/Sour-Scribe 1d ago

“One Shmurder Shmear, poppyseed.”