Just our dumpster baby doing her thang!

[u/Giggity___]

[u/edoreinn]

Did you put her in a tanner “just to get a base”?

[u/Giggity___ → u/edoreinn]

Huh? Lol

[u/kneelise → u/Giggity___]

There’s an episode of the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia called “the gang finds a dumpster baby” in which a group of objectively terrible people find a human baby that has literally been left in a dumpster. Being horrible people, they try to profit off of this baby, but because it is white, they can’t profit off of the baby in commercial/tv work because “white babies just don’t sell”. They try to take the baby to a tanning salon “just to get a base” so they can pass it off as non-white, they get rejected because obviously you can’t put a baby in a tanning bed. They take the baby back and discuss different ways to change its skin color and one character suggests shoe polish.

Hope that helps lol

[u/Bowler_300 → u/kneelise]

This is another step to eventually me binging the entire series in under a week.