r/blackcats Apr 29 '22

Mods' choice 🐈‍⬛ Just our dumpster baby doing her thang!

16.0k Upvotes

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u/junglequeen88 Apr 29 '22

I love her, she's beautiful.

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u/NicoVonnegut Apr 29 '22

My thoughts exactly! I wanna cuddle that burnt loaf(what I call my amazing void)

15

u/noeysmom Apr 29 '22

I call mine burnt toast : ‘ )

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u/CatLadyyy2021 Apr 30 '22

I call mine burnt pepperoni 😭😭

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u/Kingston_Advice1 Apr 29 '22

Who would’ve thought a huge hunk of metal could have such a cute baby

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Apr 29 '22

Zealous biscuit-making.

Ha ha! My boy void is named Mr. Biscuits for this very reason!

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u/YawningBagpuss Apr 29 '22

She could be on The Great British Bake Off with those biscuit making skills.

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u/ChronoCoyote Apr 29 '22

Not even the Great Hollywood could find fault with those biscuits!

20

u/MutedMessage8 Apr 29 '22

Give this void a Hollywood Handshake! 💕

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u/ErdTreeSpirit Apr 29 '22

With some training you could have her folding your laundry.

63

u/Wallace-N-Gromit Apr 29 '22

Starched with cat spit too.

114

u/KaPresh932 Apr 29 '22

My brother's void does this, but he prefers burying his head in the blanket and drooling all over it :)

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u/pezgirl247 Apr 29 '22

Cat tax!!

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u/keyintherock Apr 29 '22

My grey with black stripes likes to do this but uses my skin instead of a blanket. I'm not always awake when he starts.

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u/IronSeraph Apr 29 '22

Same with one of mine

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u/kirkbrideasylum Apr 29 '22

How was she ever in a dumpster?

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

That’s what I’m saying! We were on our way to Jersey Mikes and came home with a kitty and no sandwich 🥲

Octavia

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u/kirkbrideasylum Apr 29 '22

Sounds like a great night

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u/anthonyynohtna Apr 29 '22

Damn, my local Jersey Mike’s is actually a Jimmy John’s and all I get are crappy sandwiches with no kitty. 0/10 would not recommend

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u/wingkingdom Apr 29 '22

I much prefer hot sandwiches so I was disappointed the first time I went to Jimmy John's and everything was cold sandwiches. I haven't been back.

The Jersey Mike's we have is actually in a converted gas station. It's out of the way so I don't go there very often but the food is pretty good for a chain sub shop.

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u/CandidGuidance Apr 29 '22

Man, I LOVE jimmy johns. That #9 big Italian or whatever. mmmm MMMMM so good!

We don’t have them in Canada so it’s a forbidden fruit for me, maybe that’s why I like them so much

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u/HappyGangsta Apr 29 '22

How did you catch her? I’ve found stray kittens many times (including yesterday) and they are nearly impossible for me to catch.

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u/vendetta2115 Apr 29 '22

I have three cats and all three of them literally walked up to me as kittens. Food helps, but sometimes you just gotta be the cat whisperer.

Cat 1 ran out in front of my car and I had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting him. When I got out of the car he ran right up to me and started rubbing against my leg.

Cat 2 walked up on my front porch when I was sitting outside, jumped into my lap, and fell asleep.

Cat 3 I heard meowing outside in my neighborhood, so I put out some cat food and eventually he got full enough to trust me, I guess.

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

A can of wet food got her to come out and we were able to get her in a carrier! She wasn’t too feral luckily but still hissed a bit. Brought her to our vet to get checked out and didn’t have a flea on her! Must not of been there too long.

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u/HappyGangsta Apr 29 '22

Interesting. Did you put the food in the carrier as a trap?

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Nope! Once she ate a good amount, I was able to pick her up and put her in it! Pictures

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u/DntShadowBanMeDaddy Apr 29 '22

Make sure they're actually strays not other people's cats

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u/ReesDaoren Apr 29 '22

She knead her mommy, give her lots of cuddles.

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

I see what you did there and you’re absolutely right!

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u/lizarto Apr 29 '22

Zealous biscuit-making. She’s adorable.

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u/edoreinn Apr 29 '22

Did you put her in a tanner “just to get a base”?

25

u/shantastic_100 Apr 29 '22

My favorite thing about Reddit is that It’s Always Sunny is quoted in most every sub

23

u/nachocat090 Apr 29 '22

It's probably just shoe polish

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Huh? Lol

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u/kneelise Apr 29 '22

There’s an episode of the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia called “the gang finds a dumpster baby” in which a group of objectively terrible people find a human baby that has literally been left in a dumpster. Being horrible people, they try to profit off of this baby, but because it is white, they can’t profit off of the baby in commercial/tv work because “white babies just don’t sell”. They try to take the baby to a tanning salon “just to get a base” so they can pass it off as non-white, they get rejected because obviously you can’t put a baby in a tanning bed. They take the baby back and discuss different ways to change its skin color and one character suggests shoe polish.

Hope that helps lol

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u/babyBear83 Apr 29 '22

Wow. Matter of factly explaining an always sunny episode to someone who’s likely never seen it, is a hilarious task. It’s almost a crime to even explain the shit they do, lol.

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u/SheemieRayVaughan Apr 29 '22

I would love to read the cliff notes versions of episodes.

12

u/jiffynipples Apr 29 '22

Excellent recreation and explanation.

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u/Bowler_300 Apr 29 '22

This is another step to eventually me binging the entire series in under a week.

1

u/Bortron86 Apr 29 '22

My oldest cat is called DB after that episode, as he was a rescue cat. My other one is called Gail the Snail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

she has to hold the blankie in her mouth 😭😭😭

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u/Eodillon Apr 29 '22

My kitten does this too, it’s like they’re suckling on it. I think it’s common enough for orphaned kittens

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u/KeziaTML Apr 29 '22

Generally a sign that they were taken from their mothers too early.

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u/Webbyx01 Apr 29 '22

Freud was right just about the wrong species.

2

u/Alexblain Apr 29 '22

More like human pseudoscience being applied to pets

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u/Reasonable_Bus_4493 Apr 29 '22

Please tell this cat I love her 🖤🖤

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u/gorditabrava Apr 29 '22

Misplaced treasure nugget you mean.

13

u/Ralphie717 Apr 29 '22

Biscuits, Biscuits, it's time to make the Biscuits!!

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u/EmeraldIKatlvr Apr 29 '22

Aww she is so beautiful. 😻

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u/CoItron_3030 Apr 29 '22

My trash cat does the same thing, I think I found mine before he was properly weened off his mother, but it was only him when I found him, that was almost 10 years ago now

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u/luusyphre Apr 29 '22

My cat started doing this after many years. Not sure what prompted it. He especially likes one blanket, we call it his "biting blanket"

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u/TwinSong Apr 29 '22

Hard to resist stroking that sweetie 💖*reaches out and touches screen* oh 😟

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u/undeadpickels Apr 29 '22

To the tune of progressively more intense music Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw Claw claw claw claw

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u/OneHappyHuskies Apr 29 '22

I’m in love and this time it’s for real

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u/MRL102960 Apr 29 '22

It’s cute

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u/Green_8_1 Apr 29 '22

No it's not cute, it's orphan diseases and this mean that kitty was taken from mom to early

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u/Range-Aggravating Apr 29 '22

Cat was found in a dumpster, think its situation is 100000 times better than the alternative.

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u/Green_8_1 Apr 29 '22

I don't say anything regarding owner or how kitty was found, only about people thinking that this is cute. One cat will be ok, second will have orphan disease but third will be aggressive and will have problems with litter box

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u/MeccIt Apr 29 '22

Always amazed the facts get downvoted, I guess people would prefer to think this kitten is kneading dough.

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u/BrassAlex Apr 29 '22

Basically all cats knead. General agreement seems to be that they do it when they're happy.

Some people do suggest that holding the blanket in its mouth is an indication it was separated from mum too early, but overall this cat seems OK.

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u/Green_8_1 Apr 29 '22

It's seems okay, but this type of behaviour can end with obstruction because cat swallow parts of fabric. It's not so rare

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u/Issgonnabegood Apr 29 '22

Working hard in the biscuit factory :7981:

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u/Porkbossam78 Apr 29 '22

Our dumpster queen!!!

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u/9delta9 Apr 29 '22

Wow look at those Murder Mittens

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u/zxoph Apr 29 '22

Wait .... do cats normally do that !! I thought my male cat was trying to fuck my blanket and pushed him away now i feel horrible.

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u/Zyxche Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22

Yup. It's quite common for cats to do that. The sucking especially when they've been weened too early. It's a comfort thing.

But honestly your cat could be wanting to hump. I think you're just gonna have to see if he does. It's kinda cruel to not let them knead or suck imho. But i understand your fear. Time to see which direction he goes! Heh

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u/Alexblain Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22

My cat does that too and I am also not quite sure whether that’s a nursing or a mating behavior. He does it on his own blanket, so he can go at it as much as he wants.

Edit: Apparently, this is called kneading and it they may appear to be humping. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kneading_(cats)

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u/Rikku88 Apr 29 '22

Eh, my male cat does this and DOES hump the blanket at the same time, it is annoying. It wasn't always a sexual thing, used to just be kneading and purring and blanket sucking, but I think ever since we got a dog it's his way of showing some dominance over something else in the house (that's what my vet said at least lol)

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u/poliuy Apr 29 '22

My two male cats do this because they were taken from their mom too early.

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u/mastershake42019 Apr 29 '22

Gotta sample the muffins while you make em!

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u/justynebean Apr 29 '22

My boyfriend said “eew at least we know other cats do that weird shit too” and he’s so right lol cats are weirdos.

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u/MomToCats Apr 29 '22

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/catsandalcohol13 Apr 29 '22

Shes working two jobs!

3

u/Toxic-Park Apr 29 '22

Boy, she’s got some mighty paws/claws.

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u/crazeart_1706 Apr 29 '22

Ours does this too. All the time.

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u/Far-Yak-4231 Apr 29 '22

Get it dumpster baby!

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u/sheepofwater Apr 29 '22

i trust a baker who tastes their merchandise

3

u/freeleper Apr 29 '22

What is she doing?

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Replicating nursing from her mother. Comforting thing.

3

u/mike_linden Apr 29 '22

she's remembering her mother

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u/Best-Ad-2043 Apr 29 '22

She is a glorious void!!! With a cute af blanky munching face

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u/Vatrumyr Apr 29 '22

Pet the damn cat

3

u/ImNanaimmO Apr 29 '22

Pacifier & kneeding* that Beauty needs cuddles*😻

3

u/iamspliff25 Apr 29 '22

Had a friend in high school named Dumpster baby ....cool guy good times

3

u/StarTrippy Apr 29 '22

Blanket: nommed

Footsies: spread

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u/SorryIhurtyou806 Apr 29 '22

Black cats are so goofy, I swear. Love it 😍

3

u/Appropriate_Pace_817 Apr 29 '22

Cute. I love 'dumpster baby' rather than 'rescue baby'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

My void does the exact same thing!!!!

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u/StormySkyelives Apr 29 '22

I have a 12 year old male who does this too

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/urbanSeaborgium Apr 29 '22

it's an HDR video

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Awe such a cutie. I have a rescue who has his bed by my pillow and he needs me to be touching him, but not always petting, while he does his version of this. If I'm doing it wrong, or looking at my phone, he meows at me. Everytime I move it, he's almost one now, he comes looking for it and I have to put it back. Lol. The rescue guys are extra special, in my opinion.

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

They’re the best!! They USUALLY appreciate you more lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

They sure do. You've got a real cutie there.

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u/persefony Apr 29 '22

Looks just like my cat Gomez. I miss him so much.

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u/mattomic Apr 29 '22

My heart! She is too cute.

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u/ianwuk Apr 29 '22

Multitasking right there. She's a lovely void.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Take that baby to the dump

Dumpster baby

Plutonium babies

Source: https://johnmaus.bandcamp.com/track/dumpster-baby

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u/Gabriel_OG1time Apr 29 '22

My cat does this too. Can someone please explain the reasoning behind this?

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u/paranoidinfidel Apr 29 '22

I'm no authoritah but the kittens knead their mommas to stimulate milk flow and the blanket sucking is like nursing their momma. I think they do the actions when they are older when they feel comfortable - usually just kneading though. The suckling might be due to being weaned too early but I can't back that up. Someone more in tune than myself should chime in.

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u/Gabriel_OG1time May 06 '22

Man thank you for this explanation. Finally makes sense

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u/Green_8_1 Apr 29 '22

Do you know how old was your cat when you got him or was taken from his mom? It's often symptom of orphan disease

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Our vet said 3-4 months I believe.

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u/Gabriel_OG1time May 06 '22

Yeah you got it. My cat has been alone on the streets till I found him

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u/mrsthoroughlyavg Apr 29 '22

She is doing the work of Kitty Christ. Blessings upon her efforts for the lord. Meow meow.

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u/JohnFuckingProctor Apr 29 '22

Name your price

2

u/vannabael Apr 29 '22

The ear wiggles!! I love her

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u/chumly143 Apr 29 '22

Have to taste test the biscuits

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u/mindful_thinking Apr 29 '22

Why do they do this?

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Something about being weened off their mother too early. They do this exact thing when they’re nursing.

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u/Specific_Set2323 Apr 29 '22

😍😍😍😍

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u/Daniellabella22 Apr 29 '22

I just wanna snuggle her!!! Can't believe she was left in a dumpster, stupid humans!

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u/Jeremybearemy Apr 29 '22

Hey she’s got a plan and that’s important

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I have cat that does exactly the same with rug but he usually humping my leg under my rug at same time he’s a naughty horny cat 😂

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u/Top-Ad-2450 Apr 29 '22

It's good to know El senõr Meow Meow is not the only one who does that!

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u/International-Slip75 Apr 29 '22

She’s nursing- bless her what a beautiful baby girl 💜🐾🐾💜

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u/Slutslapper1118 Apr 29 '22

I had a solid grey dumpster baby! He kneaded, and sucked on blankets too.

He also balled up pillows and humped them.

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u/Seabastial Apr 29 '22

She's gorgeous!

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u/1968Bladerunner Apr 29 '22

Knead that BrEaD, you lil' void you!

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u/d57heinz Apr 29 '22

Making biscuits!! Great looking girl

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u/Hepadna Apr 29 '22

Omg ours was a dumpster baby too! Trash to treasure for sure.

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u/Trevita17 Apr 29 '22

Our baby boy does this. We call his favorite blanket his "mama."

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u/OldNewUsedConfused Apr 29 '22

Mine puts the blanket in his mouth too.

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u/I_fucked_ur_grandpap Apr 29 '22

I also have a dumpster void!!! Her name is maple

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

This is Octavia! 😺

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u/I_fucked_ur_grandpap Apr 29 '22

That’s so friggin precious!!

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u/kr85 Apr 29 '22

Such a sweetie!!!

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u/Illustrious_Yak_4195 Apr 29 '22

Your baby looks so much like mine! ❤️

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u/Catenane Apr 29 '22

My heart

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u/the_kid_at_home Apr 29 '22

Those antenna ears:)

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u/AnnieOakleysKid Apr 29 '22

Awwww she's suckling the blanket and kneading it too. Baby sleepy.❤

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u/TheJoon8 Apr 29 '22

I love those satellite ears! ❤️❤️❤️

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u/GreenEyedNerd86 Apr 29 '22

So precious 💖

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u/KediMonster Apr 29 '22

Dog people: this is my dog that reins from royalty and has a long line of ancestral accomplishments.

Cat people: it's a dumpster cat ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/WineWalker Apr 29 '22

My void does this to me when I wear my fluffy robe

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u/DetroitCity_bratt Apr 29 '22

Omg I have a black cat named Magic and she does this same exact thing 😂

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u/flyingforsythia Apr 29 '22

My roommates cat used to do this to my pillow and drool on it while he was doing it. Wasn't a fan. 😝

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u/wtfisthepoint Apr 29 '22

Oh baby. I wish I could pet her

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u/immhoffman Apr 29 '22

Awwwwwh! She’s a pretty kitty!

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u/immhoffman Apr 30 '22

She may have been weened too early from her Mama or it may be this is her way of feeling secure after being left in a dumpster. Thank you for adopting her!

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u/Mischa_Mystery Apr 29 '22

I also have a dumpster baby 🥰 she's beautiful 😍

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Uh, maybe you wanna do something about those claws...

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Lol she gets them trimmed when she goes to the vet.. which isn’t that often 🙃

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u/RemarkableCock8464 Apr 29 '22

I used to have a male cat that would do that. Cutest thing.

And then he'd finish it off with a cum shot because he was basically jerking off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

That’s a “cutie patootie” if I’ve ever seen one

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u/catuprising Apr 29 '22

I have a Trash Queen, myself. She makes the best biscuits 🥰

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u/Bootso79 Apr 29 '22

All 3 of my cats do this! And I know for a fact that at least one of them was not taken from mom and dad until she was over 6 months old! Definetly not weaned too early!

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u/butterfaerts Apr 29 '22

What a sweetie 😻 knead those biscuits!

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u/YH-ITS-KESH Apr 29 '22

Why you calling her a dumpster baby lol?

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u/Giggity___ Apr 29 '22

Found her in a dumpster lol

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u/posternutbag423 Apr 29 '22

Ah cat stuck in your wall, now you’re talking my language

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u/soulless_ginger81 Apr 29 '22

One of my cats jumps on my lap and kneads my leg for ten minutes.

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u/TheSameDuck8000Times Apr 29 '22

Awwwww! Yes, probably removed from her mother too early by whoever put her in the dumpster.

Chewing cotton should be okay. If she starts going for wooly and fleecy fabrics or carpet you may want to try substituting a cat toy. Don't let her get a taste for yarn, string or microfibre cloth.

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u/Numerous-Amphibian-4 Apr 29 '22

Sweet little cat 💕

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u/element_4 Apr 29 '22

She looks like my cat and he does this all the time. We call it “nurse blanket”

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u/soulkitty223 Apr 29 '22

Aww I lover her so much! <3 <3

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u/MelkyLuv Apr 29 '22

Omg I love her

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u/GenericWoman12345 Apr 30 '22

Biscuits biscuits biscuits

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u/AceKitti262 May 09 '22

Does anyone know why cats do that? Claiming fave soft stuff?? What