r/birbhostage • u/Fayray16 • 11h ago
Send Help My arm has been taken
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r/birbhostage • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '24
Hey everybody, head on over to r/petbudgies for budgie cuteness overload!
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r/birbhostage • u/Birdfeatherant • 2d ago
Send Help My arm is getting numb and I need to pee
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r/birbhostage • u/CriticalEye5733 • 2d ago
This is fine Nuggets favorite cuddle up with tv watching position.
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r/birbhostage • u/Interesting_Poet291 • 2d ago
This is my life now Cannot get up at all
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if I do, I've have to slowly walk/hobble with a birb on my foot, no bathroom breaks, help
r/birbhostage • u/SirenWithaCough • 2d ago
This is fine If I move I’ll ruin this perfect moment.
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Ooooooooh mah lasdfgsjakdgajaj 🥲
r/birbhostage • u/Aquatic_Idiot • 5d ago
This is fine I'm supposed to be sorting through my stuff my ex bought back to me but Daito doesn't agree and thinks it's nap time. She's half of the reason we broke up.
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r/birbhostage • u/alikatch • 5d ago
This is fine Not allowed to move on threat of being beaked to death
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She had an accident on Sunday night and has a bit of a bung leg (one closest to the camera) and couple that with her most favourite person (me) being home for four weeks straight with summer holidays, means I get all the snuggles. Any breath or movement results in having my face beaked to death, but never bitten.
r/birbhostage • u/Odd_Preference4517 • 9d ago
Send Help Help. I can’t use my right hand-
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r/birbhostage • u/Birdmom_pty • 10d ago
Send Help Help! I’ve been kidnapped!!
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Just keep scrolling, nothing to see here. - Eucalipto
r/birbhostage • u/Fayray16 • 10d ago
This is fine That’s okay, I didn’t need this foot that much anyways.
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Incoming “for free?!” comments about my toes 🫠
r/birbhostage • u/sweetneptune19 • 10d ago
Just wanted to submit an essay but these two are making it impossible 🤦🏻♀️
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I’ve tried to nicely get them off as well ☹️
r/birbhostage • u/Unfair_While5361 • 10d ago
B I R B i’ve been trapped by a cockatiel send help
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it’s been 30 days and i haven’t moved. haven’t eaten. haven’t slept. all i can do is sit and be a perch for this bird. someone save me
r/birbhostage • u/Spare_Childhood_8066 • 10d ago
once again…
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guys help its been hours… (again)
r/birbhostage • u/Umbrupryme • 12d ago
Send Help If I try to put him back in his cage, he promises there will be blood...
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r/birbhostage • u/Ok-Distribution-4494 • 12d ago
This is fine I’m supposed to be prepping lunch
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r/birbhostage • u/gangflowe • 12d ago
It's everyday
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Forever imprisoned by sweet green beanb
r/birbhostage • u/Ok-Distribution-4494 • 12d ago
Hostage update
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They took out my hair tie and undid my braid. Now they want to groom each other.
r/birbhostage • u/Fayray16 • 13d ago
This is my life now I am constantly in a hostage situation
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She also screams if I leave the room for .01 millisecond
r/birbhostage • u/S1lentA0 • 13d ago
I swear, she'll fall asleep no matter how I position my hand
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