r/bi_irl "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

JustADHDThings Bi❤️‍🩹Irl

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u/SaturnSleet 15d ago

The rumor came from the fact that everyone is attracted to him

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u/flabbergasted1 15d ago

And because he is visibly bisexual

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u/Peter_Baum 15d ago

How does one look bisexual?

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u/Sraffiti_G Bi-Myself 15d ago

Finger guns

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u/icekooream 15d ago

Clear phonecase

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u/rocketeerH 15d ago

Can't sit in a chair right

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u/deathfire123 14d ago

I hate that I want to object to all of these things yet they all are things that I do all the time.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

I don't do clear phone case, that's a no from me, need my pretty colors

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u/realhmmmm i spy with my little bi 14d ago

i am ALL OF THESE oh my god

how’s the phone case thing tie in?

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u/GallowsMonster 14d ago

NASA stuff

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Oh God I do that all day

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u/flabbergasted1 15d ago

Source: I can tell

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u/llamapower13 14d ago

That’s gross.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

It's true, he MIGHT be straight but I feel like he's bi

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u/llamapower13 14d ago

and I feel like you might be gross

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

That could be true but you also have no idea

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u/llamapower13 13d ago

No you’ve provided enough evidence.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 13d ago

Doesn't really matter what you think anyway but ok

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u/ItsMoreOfAComment 14d ago

I actually had a lesbian woman incredulously tell me I “don’t dress like I’m queer” so I made out with the girl she liked at our holiday party (we worked together).

I think my point is fuck her and you for stereotyping people.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Some people don't have gaydar

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u/TheNonchalantZealot 12d ago

Correction: some people see others who wear their identities on their sleeves and make asumptions that those individuals represent the entire group.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 6d ago

That's true, I don't really wear it on my sleeve unless I'm comfortable with a group of people tho

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u/isaacs_ 14d ago

The downvotes doing you dirty here. But you're 100% right. This mans is bi af.

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u/MrSquakie 14d ago edited 13d ago

Real. And one does not get through computer science without some degree of bisexuality or programmer socks

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u/SEND-GOOSE-PICS 14d ago

- someone who has never been in a computer science course.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Said someone who doesn't know about the furries in the IT department

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u/SEND-GOOSE-PICS 14d ago

while there are some, the stereotype is overexagerated. in most courses, it's at least 80% boring, slightly misogynistic, cishet men.

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

I did not understand your second sentence at all

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Okay so apparently I read this out of context to my own message lmao, but yeah no like bare minimum at least 15% of ALL furries are in IT

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u/MrSquakie 13d ago edited 13d ago

My Masters degree must have been a collective hallucination shared by me, my thesis committee, and all those thigh-high wearing classmates in the machine learning lab, then

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u/SEND-GOOSE-PICS 13d ago

haha fair source. I'm just saying my perspective from friends that I have who are in CS courses. my friends wish their course mates were like that.

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u/MrSquakie 13d ago

Oh dang, peeps did not like that joke, apparently

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Honestly I was gonna say that

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 15d ago

There definetely is something I'd like to unpack.

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u/dayooperluvr 15d ago

His pack! You could grind meat on them!

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u/ConfidenceSad8340 15d ago

Regardless I want to be right bi his side, through thick and thin, over, under, side to side, in the back seat, the front seat, against the wall, on the table, on the floor, in the living room, the dining room, up and down the hall, in the bed, beside the bed, we don’t even need a bed, the shower, the tub, in a house or in a pub, on the stairs, on the roof, in the closet, or out on the stoop, I’m gonna be screaming, scratching, barking with back arching, all night long

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u/TheSunaTheBetta 15d ago

Y'all need Jesus lol

(said in 100% agreement)

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u/UncivilizedEngie 15d ago

Jesus can join if he wants to, yeah

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays bi, shy and wanting to die 14d ago

It's common knowledge he loves watching but if he ever want a go, I'll share.

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u/thesleepymermaid 14d ago

They say "Leave room for Jesus" for a reason

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Woah there ho there hi there, that will not be happening

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u/franklinaraujo14 15d ago

i hope you know i pictured jinx saying all that while i was reading it,somehow this comment becomes perfect in her voice

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u/LewsTherinTalamon 15d ago

If there’s anyone Jinx would like, it’s someone who murdered a symbol of excess and classism in a public space.

I always knew I related to her for a reason…

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 15d ago

I'd rather he pack me😩🫠✨️

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u/Targetm12 15d ago edited 15d ago

How is this guy's name Luigi's Mansion man there is no way

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u/kaatie80 15d ago

I've heard that the top defense attorney in NY is named Mario and my fingers are crossed so hard that they'll work together

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u/literallylateral 15d ago

The kind of fucked up shit we’re having to get into to get the timeline back on track

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u/goodformuffin 15d ago

Everything everywhere all at once vibes.

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u/Lovely_LeVell 14d ago

The timeline would start healing with the Mario x Luigi duo

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

I’m young enough to have actually enjoyed the movie. But I’m picturing the scene right now.

And so can you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MNEF7kjf9s

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u/Gentleman_Muk doesn't exist 15d ago

Sounds like TTRPG session where the GM forgot to prepare names.

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u/colorfulsnek 14d ago

Italians

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

I know people don’t always read what goes under the picture. So here is the link again: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/12/11/luigi-mangione-bisexual-unpacking-the-internet-trend/

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u/Lucas_2234 15d ago

Eh, I wouldn't really trust Pinknews.
After their conduct and their workplace culture they honestly lost all LGBTQ related believability for me

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

Ooooh, gossip. Do share.

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u/Lucas_2234 15d ago

Basically:
Their CEO had a view that Pinknews wasn't FOR queer people, but simply about them and also that Trans folk are "too contentious a topic" for them.

And according to someone who allegedly works there it's.. rough. (Give the entire thread a read, because many of the comments point out things that are too lengthy to list here in one single comment (I am also actively playing a game and do NOT have the time to collect evertyhing right now lmao))
They apparently had a workshop, and considering that Pinknews is all about the queer community, naturally, the results of that workshop (basically a creative writing excersize to make up superheroes) were very queer centric.. which was then criticized by the CEO because they don't represent the mainstream audience, aka: Straight people.

I don't think it's a full problem with the entire company, but the senior staff and management definitely should not be running a site that is supposed to be all about the LGBTQ community

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u/McFlyParadox Demisexual with a flair for getting adopted by bisexuals 15d ago

Imo, niche media -regardless of the specific niche; race, gender, sexuality, etc- is wholly incompatible with public for-profit management. Public for-profit companies are obligated to maximize revenue and profits, and that means maximizing the audience when it comes to media. This is all well and good for media intended for consumption by everyone. But when you're targeting, say, the LGBT community, a public for-profit company is always going to be pressured to begin targeting not just LGBT, but everyone else, too.

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u/DannyDanumba Dual-Wielding Bisexual 15d ago

Typical CEO behavior. If only there was a sexy vigilante to take care of this problem

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u/PansexualPineapples 14d ago

We can only hope 😮‍💨

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u/psychedelic666 gay but confused 15d ago

They said they weren’t going to cover trans stories as much bc it’s bad for business.

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u/PansexualPineapples 14d ago

bad for business? That’s disgusting of them to say 🤮

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

It's true, it's just way too politically charged

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u/psychedelic666 gay but confused 13d ago

Leaving out trans people is cowardly

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u/strawmeirry 13d ago

they are right in this case, it mainly came from that one tweet who claimed they went to university with him

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u/DannyDanumba Dual-Wielding Bisexual 15d ago

OP: “READ 🥷READ”

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u/JoeyToothpicks 15d ago

Luigi Mario is bisexual so it only goes to figure that's the default for all other Luigis.

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u/TheDocHealy 15d ago

So they're like venom where they share powers across the multiverse.

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u/LFK1236 15d ago

It's called "wishful thinking".

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u/Nogohoho is bi culture 15d ago

We all want to see ourselves in our heroes. Or vis-versa.

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u/big_buddy1988 15d ago

'In' our heroes indeed

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u/SpeiroKhordes 15d ago

They interviewed his college "friend." Assumptions were made...

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u/mycofunguy804 15d ago

I would totally re educate him on trans issues and ride him

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

What do you call a trans man doing the horizontal with you?

Mansplaining.

I’ll see my self out

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u/psychedelic666 gay but confused 15d ago edited 15d ago

Thank you for doing the Lord’s work 🙌🏻

From the comments I read, he doesn’t seem hateful, just misinformed. Just needs a good lesson 💞

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u/kieranarchy 15d ago

imma do both at the same time 😭

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u/Affectionate_Sir4610 *fingerguns intensely* 15d ago

Me next 🤠🥹

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u/DanteVito BT+ (Giuliana, She/Her) 14d ago

Tf did i miss?

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u/orange_glasse 14d ago

At the same time right?

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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago

Mine is the magic dick of acceptance./s

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

That sounds objectively fucked up, this is why people have issues with the trans community

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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago

I'm not trans

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Yeah but you can now see how you are part of the problem, a lot of Allies actually cause more problems for the trans community and it helps no one

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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago

It was just a joke on a queer sub that few of any cis het's even know exists, are we not allowed horny jokes? Jesus christ

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

Part of the problem is that shit is believable, because I've seen people GENUINELY fucking mean that on trans threads, it's a problem

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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago

Well I mean I would try to reeducate and screw him, just not at the same time

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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago

You just can't use the word reeducate in this day and age, that's very dictator type speech

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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago

I'm talking about one on one conversations . This isn't that deep, really.

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u/IllConstruction3450 15d ago

Another lie the lying media wants us to believe. We know he’s bi. 

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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin 14d ago

My coworker asked me today "how do you know he's gay? What if he's straight."

I told her #1. because I have eyeballs and 1/16th of a brain cell and its obvious, and B: DONT YUCK MY YUM BITCH YOU HAVE A MAN.

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u/duck-suducer-53 15d ago

Cant put a bisexual man in jail thats a hatecrime

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u/thisguyhere73 15d ago

Hey guys I think he's just some guy. I don't know if we should be this invested in his personal life 😭

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u/Spiciestpudding 15d ago

“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay,” vibe

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u/Successful_Big154 15d ago

Can confirm this man is bi. Have a friend who matched with him in tinder.

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u/Hellhound5996 ASS IS ASS 15d ago

Hope....it came from hope....

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u/ScottyBoy314 15d ago

It would be unfair if he wasn’t

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u/Brilliant_Dark_2686 14d ago

Bc everyone wants to fuck this chad, and its fun to pretend we all have a chance

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u/rami_lpm 15d ago

I can see it. you, me some wine and a list of names.

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u/hyperhurricanrana "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

I mean, just fucking look at him. He has bisexual phrenology.

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u/mijco 14d ago

Like clockwork, more bi erasure.

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u/Autogenerated_or 15d ago

I’m sure a lot of people wish he’d “pack” them

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u/DI5A55OCIATIVE 15d ago

Does the leaked nudes sway the vote any?

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u/blackbird3705 14d ago

Ew gross

Where can one find them so I can um totally avoid looking at them

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u/PansexualPineapples 14d ago

Yes, if you find them inform me as well. I need to know where not to look…

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u/realhmmmm i spy with my little bi 14d ago

oh i WOULD

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u/CreepsUnicorn Frogs Are Superior 15d ago

"Rumor" Yeahhh sure... I know our people when I see them. One of us! One of us! Lmao!

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u/RiskAggressive4081 15d ago

Who?

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

The alleged killer of a health insurance ceo in the USA.

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u/RiskAggressive4081 15d ago

Oh,so that is why I have been seeing CEO memes.

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

I’d ask what paradise you seem to be from. But most of the world is kind of gone to shit at the moment.

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u/RiskAggressive4081 15d ago

Ireland. Trust me,honey our politicians are worse.

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

There is a stand up about how Irish flirt: https://youtu.be/z7hLql1SJ8I?si=fpw9VtworXq85EnH

And I’m wondering if your politicians don’t know if they are being hit on or it’s just a normal insulting match.

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u/Octoberboiy gay but confused 14d ago

I think the internet is forgetting that he is a MURDER. This glorification of murder is very very scary.

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u/Polloalvoleyplaya02 11d ago

I think that there is also an injustice committed by the system. Healthcare is a human right, not for profit.

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u/Scoretek 15d ago

i have enough. He killed a person and is in prison. If you would be good looking people would debatte more how it come this far, was there another way or did he cross not only one but multiple lines…

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u/blackbird3705 14d ago

I mean the Healthcare ceo was killing thousands and getting away with it legally.

It seemes like this was the only realistic solution to the problem

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u/DanteVito BT+ (Giuliana, She/Her) 14d ago

He's acused of having killed someone who killed a lot more than 1 person

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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago

This is r/Bi_Irl

If you are looking for meaning, you might be disappointed.

This is a place where anything remotely bisexual gets posted. Even if it matters or not.

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u/TheDocHealy 15d ago

Username does not check out.