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u/ConfidenceSad8340 15d ago
Regardless I want to be right bi his side, through thick and thin, over, under, side to side, in the back seat, the front seat, against the wall, on the table, on the floor, in the living room, the dining room, up and down the hall, in the bed, beside the bed, we don’t even need a bed, the shower, the tub, in a house or in a pub, on the stairs, on the roof, in the closet, or out on the stoop, I’m gonna be screaming, scratching, barking with back arching, all night long
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u/TheSunaTheBetta 15d ago
Y'all need Jesus lol
(said in 100% agreement)
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u/UncivilizedEngie 15d ago
Jesus can join if he wants to, yeah
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u/JaozinhoGGPlays bi, shy and wanting to die 14d ago
It's common knowledge he loves watching but if he ever want a go, I'll share.
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u/franklinaraujo14 15d ago
i hope you know i pictured jinx saying all that while i was reading it,somehow this comment becomes perfect in her voice
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u/LewsTherinTalamon 15d ago
If there’s anyone Jinx would like, it’s someone who murdered a symbol of excess and classism in a public space.
I always knew I related to her for a reason…
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u/Targetm12 15d ago edited 15d ago
How is this guy's name Luigi's Mansion man there is no way
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u/kaatie80 15d ago
I've heard that the top defense attorney in NY is named Mario and my fingers are crossed so hard that they'll work together
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u/literallylateral 15d ago
The kind of fucked up shit we’re having to get into to get the timeline back on track
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
I’m young enough to have actually enjoyed the movie. But I’m picturing the scene right now.
And so can you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MNEF7kjf9s
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u/Gentleman_Muk doesn't exist 15d ago
Sounds like TTRPG session where the GM forgot to prepare names.
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
I know people don’t always read what goes under the picture. So here is the link again: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/12/11/luigi-mangione-bisexual-unpacking-the-internet-trend/
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u/Lucas_2234 15d ago
Eh, I wouldn't really trust Pinknews.
After their conduct and their workplace culture they honestly lost all LGBTQ related believability for me38
u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
Ooooh, gossip. Do share.
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u/Lucas_2234 15d ago
Basically:
Their CEO had a view that Pinknews wasn't FOR queer people, but simply about them and also that Trans folk are "too contentious a topic" for them.And according to someone who allegedly works there it's.. rough. (Give the entire thread a read, because many of the comments point out things that are too lengthy to list here in one single comment (I am also actively playing a game and do NOT have the time to collect evertyhing right now lmao))
They apparently had a workshop, and considering that Pinknews is all about the queer community, naturally, the results of that workshop (basically a creative writing excersize to make up superheroes) were very queer centric.. which was then criticized by the CEO because they don't represent the mainstream audience, aka: Straight people.I don't think it's a full problem with the entire company, but the senior staff and management definitely should not be running a site that is supposed to be all about the LGBTQ community
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u/McFlyParadox Demisexual with a flair for getting adopted by bisexuals 15d ago
Imo, niche media -regardless of the specific niche; race, gender, sexuality, etc- is wholly incompatible with public for-profit management. Public for-profit companies are obligated to maximize revenue and profits, and that means maximizing the audience when it comes to media. This is all well and good for media intended for consumption by everyone. But when you're targeting, say, the LGBT community, a public for-profit company is always going to be pressured to begin targeting not just LGBT, but everyone else, too.
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u/DannyDanumba Dual-Wielding Bisexual 15d ago
Typical CEO behavior. If only there was a sexy vigilante to take care of this problem
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u/psychedelic666 gay but confused 15d ago
They said they weren’t going to cover trans stories as much bc it’s bad for business.
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u/PansexualPineapples 14d ago
bad for business? That’s disgusting of them to say 🤮
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u/strawmeirry 13d ago
they are right in this case, it mainly came from that one tweet who claimed they went to university with him
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u/JoeyToothpicks 15d ago
Luigi Mario is bisexual so it only goes to figure that's the default for all other Luigis.
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u/mycofunguy804 15d ago
I would totally re educate him on trans issues and ride him
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
What do you call a trans man doing the horizontal with you?
Mansplaining.
I’ll see my self out
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u/psychedelic666 gay but confused 15d ago edited 15d ago
Thank you for doing the Lord’s work 🙌🏻
From the comments I read, he doesn’t seem hateful, just misinformed. Just needs a good lesson 💞
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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago
That sounds objectively fucked up, this is why people have issues with the trans community
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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago
I'm not trans
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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago
Yeah but you can now see how you are part of the problem, a lot of Allies actually cause more problems for the trans community and it helps no one
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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago
It was just a joke on a queer sub that few of any cis het's even know exists, are we not allowed horny jokes? Jesus christ
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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago
Part of the problem is that shit is believable, because I've seen people GENUINELY fucking mean that on trans threads, it's a problem
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u/mycofunguy804 14d ago
Well I mean I would try to reeducate and screw him, just not at the same time
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u/DarkWolFoxStar16 14d ago
You just can't use the word reeducate in this day and age, that's very dictator type speech
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u/IllConstruction3450 15d ago
Another lie the lying media wants us to believe. We know he’s bi.
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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin 14d ago
My coworker asked me today "how do you know he's gay? What if he's straight."
I told her #1. because I have eyeballs and 1/16th of a brain cell and its obvious, and B: DONT YUCK MY YUM BITCH YOU HAVE A MAN.
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u/thisguyhere73 15d ago
Hey guys I think he's just some guy. I don't know if we should be this invested in his personal life 😭
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u/Successful_Big154 15d ago
Can confirm this man is bi. Have a friend who matched with him in tinder.
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u/Brilliant_Dark_2686 14d ago
Bc everyone wants to fuck this chad, and its fun to pretend we all have a chance
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u/hyperhurricanrana "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
I mean, just fucking look at him. He has bisexual phrenology.
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u/DI5A55OCIATIVE 15d ago
Does the leaked nudes sway the vote any?
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u/blackbird3705 14d ago
Ew gross
Where can one find them so I can um totally avoid looking at them
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u/PansexualPineapples 14d ago
Yes, if you find them inform me as well. I need to know where not to look…
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u/CreepsUnicorn Frogs Are Superior 15d ago
"Rumor" Yeahhh sure... I know our people when I see them. One of us! One of us! Lmao!
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u/RiskAggressive4081 15d ago
Who?
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
The alleged killer of a health insurance ceo in the USA.
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u/RiskAggressive4081 15d ago
Oh,so that is why I have been seeing CEO memes.
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
I’d ask what paradise you seem to be from. But most of the world is kind of gone to shit at the moment.
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u/RiskAggressive4081 15d ago
Ireland. Trust me,honey our politicians are worse.
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
There is a stand up about how Irish flirt: https://youtu.be/z7hLql1SJ8I?si=fpw9VtworXq85EnH
And I’m wondering if your politicians don’t know if they are being hit on or it’s just a normal insulting match.
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u/Octoberboiy gay but confused 14d ago
I think the internet is forgetting that he is a MURDER. This glorification of murder is very very scary.
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u/Polloalvoleyplaya02 11d ago
I think that there is also an injustice committed by the system. Healthcare is a human right, not for profit.
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u/Scoretek 15d ago
i have enough. He killed a person and is in prison. If you would be good looking people would debatte more how it come this far, was there another way or did he cross not only one but multiple lines…
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u/blackbird3705 14d ago
I mean the Healthcare ceo was killing thousands and getting away with it legally.
It seemes like this was the only realistic solution to the problem
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u/DanteVito BT+ (Giuliana, She/Her) 14d ago
He's acused of having killed someone who killed a lot more than 1 person
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u/AniTaneen "Red Leader, Standing Bi" 15d ago
This is r/Bi_Irl
If you are looking for meaning, you might be disappointed.
This is a place where anything remotely bisexual gets posted. Even if it matters or not.
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u/SaturnSleet 15d ago
The rumor came from the fact that everyone is attracted to him