r/behindthebastards • u/ColinCancer • 2d ago

Made these a while back.

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u/Peter_Panarchy 1d ago

As an electrician I'm now wanting to write "This machine strips fascists" on my strippers. They're a little small, though...

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u/ColinCancer 1d ago

On your broom: This machine sweeps Romex jackets

Just kidding. Neither of us owns a broom.

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u/Peter_Panarchy 1d ago

what the fuck is a broom

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u/ColinCancer 1d ago

I think it’s like a toothbrush?

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u/ColinCancer 1d ago

On your linesman’s: This machine hammers everything

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u/Peter_Panarchy 1d ago

I do industrial, my channel locks are my hammer.

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u/ColinCancer 1d ago

You can never have too many hammers.