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I have scarcely enjoyed a piece of media nearly as much as this series.

Why they make him so short

It's a goddamn miracle, but we did it 😎

My man's Porco is underrated. He's got huge anti-hero potential for his own spin-off. An alternate universe where Eren fails to start the rumbling, Paradis gets destroyed and he doesn't get eaten by Falco. Porco Galliard, the Jaw Titan, successfully eats Eren Jaeger and gains the power of the Attack Titan, War Hammer Titan and Founding Titan. Paradis gets destroyed, the Warriors return home, and Marley quickly moves towards operation resources on the island and everyone starts looking towards the future.

Now that the devils are destroyed, the good Eldians have now proved themselves to the world as worthy, or so they thought.

The Marley military cannot ignore Porco having 4 titans, especially the power of the Founder. They discuss to dispose of him. Something and somehow later (General Magath maybe), Porco catches wind that he's to be disposed of and realizes too late the ramifications of inheriting 4 titans, especially the Founder. The Tyber family also would like their War Hammer back.

Porco was too ingrained on being the savior of the world and proving himself and his people as good Eldians. The military will want to divide Porco's titans to individual warriors, and the military isn't interested in waiting 9 years for his death.

Porco's parents and family have been taken into custody, ever since Porco ran away. They are promised a safe return if he comes back to the orders of his assignment. He's a soldier after all, it's his duty. For Marley... no, it's for his people.

Porco's heroic actions did not come without its consequences, and he knows he has no time left. The euphoria of being the world savior didn't even last a handful of days. Now he is being punished for being in a situation he has absolutely no control of. There's no point to anything, and Porco is also the right flavor of idiot like his predecessor, and declares himself the House of Galliard and wages war against the Marleyan government.

Investors flood Porco's cause with funds betting on his almost omnipotent powers. There are bigger oil companies that have already taken rights for Paradis' island resources, thanks to being buddies with the government. The smaller oil companies were left out, and are now betting on Porco's stack of titan powers to defeat Marley, and get dibs on Paradis island's resources. Porco declares his family name nobility, and swears to pass on his titans to heirs in the Galliard family. Porco swears to free all the Eldians in Marley

"Eren Jeager is dead. I killed him. I have rightfully redeemed myself and for all Eldians. You will keep your end of the deal and free my people!" - Porco, 1st head of the House of Galliard

OTP means “one true pair” by the way, it’s like your absolute fav ship.

Megan Thee Stallion (noted anime connoisseur) made an Attack on Titan reference in her new song that just came out today! Seriously no rapper since like, MF Doom, comes close to her level of anime appreciation 🙏

“Wanna Be” by GloRilla and Megan Thee Stallion.