you're telling me that these are cringy and not insanely tuff?? guys be so for real. it's a wolf and a galaxy. two beautiful things. i love wolves. this goes hard. i think wolves as a whole are seen as cringy, but that's a topic for another time.

Opinion: I think porn in the background is a good decoration and creates a nice environment

It helps me focus on errands I’m supposed to do. In addition to that, it helps curate a comforting environment in my room. I like to decorate my room to reflect who I am in an artistic manner and sex is something I am especially passionate about so it should be reflected in my personal environment. Porn is such a powerful decoration and it allows me to enjoy my room much more.

Simply put, there is no scenario in which the letter C is necessary. Its presence only serves to overcomplicate.

The /k/ sound is already created by the letter K. “Action” can easily be “aktion.” Words such as “rock” and “luck” can be spelled “rok” and “luk” with no issue.

The /s/ sound is obviously already covered by the letter S. “Receipt” and “cedar” should be spelled “reseipt” and “sedar.”

The /tʃ/ sound in “chump” and “itch” is what we currently don’t have a stand-in for, but could very easily be replaced with a K for “ckump” and “itkh.” No reason to keep it around for this specific scenario if we can already replace it. And before anyone asks, yes I would replace “Qu” with “Kw” in a heartbeat.

On an aesthetic note, I also think spelling names with a K just makes them look way cooler. Tell me you’d rather be friends with a Carl than a Karl. Or a Catie rather than a Katie.

TLDR because it doesn’t symbolize any unique phonemes (aside from “ch”, which we’ve addressed), there’s no reason for C to be in the English language.

Obviously it won’t be marked as a correct answer but it will prevent students from second guessing themselves if they truly don’t know.

If the teacher sees that many students chose this answer on a test, they’ll know it’s a topic they need to have a refresher on.

This will also help with timed tests so the student doesn’t spend 10 minutes stuck on a question they don’t know the answer to. They just select (E) “I’m not sure”.

Nowadays every single moment of our lives is littered with distractions. I literally cringe every time I hear someone tell me “WHAT?! YOU DONT WATCH ANYTHING WHILE YOU EAT?!” Like grow tf up and eat your goddamn chicken. What are you, an iPad kid stuck in an adult’s body? Just enjoy your food and watch what you have to later.

I hear all the time about people not washing their jeans. They’ll rewear their jeans all week or more before they get washed. Anytime I say that I wash my jeans every wear I get a bunch of comments telling me I shouldn’t do that. Jeans can’t be washed like that, it’ll damage the fabric, it’ll cause holes, it’s unnecessary, just a bunch of reasons I don’t get. If jeans can’t handle the wash, they’re bad quality. And all your other clothes need to be washed every time but not jeans? I definitely don’t get that. If they touch your skin especially that close to your privates, they need to get washed. I’m not saying you can’t rewear them, you can rewear your shirts too, but they should follow the same washing cadence. Personally I’d never rewear a shirt more than once, and the same should go for jeans.

Can't stand drinking cold water. Maybe if I'm desperately thirsty and I can't wait for the water to boil, but otherwise I just can't drink it. This is also why I prefer going to Chinese restaurants, as they serve hot tea instead of 🤢 water with ice.

Room temperature's a bit better but it's still pretty gross. The warmer/hotter the better.

Other drinks are fine though (except for cold tea which is even worse).

EDIT: A lot of people seem to think I have sensitive teeth. Negative. I just don't like the taste and texture. Some nice, hot boiled water tastes cosy and round but cold water is pointy and harsh

Why would you spend an hour preparing an elaborate dish with 20 ingredients, or waiting in a restaurant to buy one?

I would much rather find basic, healthy foods that will supply all of the necessary nutrients as quickly as possible, and get on with my day. For example, why would I spend 5-10 minutes making a cheese and ham sandwich when I could spend 1 minute just putting the cheese, ham, and bread on a plate and eating it. There is no difference.

We have lived off of consistent and nutritious staples like breads, rice, fruit and veg, and cooked pieces of meat for millenia. Why is this seemingly shunned now, considered childish and lazy? I would much rather just eat a couple slices of bread and a cucumber or apple, or a hand-roasted chicken leg, than eat unhealthy and legitimately lazy fast-food or "ready to eat" meals, or spend a super long time buying lots of ingredients for and cooking an elaborate and delicious meal.

Often in futuristic and dystopian fiction, food is replaced with mass-produced nutrient/sustenance bars or blocks, but this is very appealing to me, assuming they have no or slightly positive flavour.

I suppose it's satisfying at the end as you get to eat it and share with others, but at that point cooking and/or eating becomes a hobby or a pastime; not simply eating out of necessity, which is what it's meant to be imo.

Almost everyone writes their "s" by starting from the top which means they're writing it from right to left while they're writing a word from left to right. I've always started from the bottom because it just made more sense to me.

I hate the fact that I'm a human and inconsistent and write the letter "o" in a counter-clockwise motion.

I received a large package today that I did not recall ordering. I open the box and inside there was a full Ninja Shinobi outfit, a Ninjatō sword, shurikens, and nunchucks.

After some further research, I found that I did place this order two weeks ago on a Saturday night where I now recall I was drinking. I even found Ninja videos in my YouTube search history from around that time.

I don't entirely regret this purchase but I feel like online retailers, including Amazon, have a responsibility here.

Not just a Captcha code but they should have some sort of a mini game where you have to guide the cursor through a small maze or narrow circle to demonstrate you're of sound mind to complete such a purchase. At the very least, enable this feature on Friday / Saturday nights.

You should not take your empty pints to the bar. Etc etc

I’ve worked jobs like these, you’re paid by the hour. Basic, repetitive tasks like returning trolleys are great for taking a short break from managers whilst still being seen as doing something useful. Why should I return my trolley when I can give a high schooler something to do that’s better than stacking shelves? As long as it’s not in the way of anyone, you’re fine. I don’t get why people think they’re saints for doing it, is it because they’ve never actually worked these jobs?

It’s so f-ing selfish for a big person to buy a single seat in economy and force the poor bastard who ends near you to be cramped the entire flight because of you.

Whatever is the reason, it might be not your fault. But you can’t impose the consequences on a complete stranger!

This was my first total solar eclipse. I traveled about 10 miles to be well inside the path of totality and was really pumped up. The clouds were going on and off but they cleared all good nearing the totality. And within a couple of minutes it got dark. As dark as about half an hour after sunset, but not as dark as I was expecting. This was my first disappointment. I was expecting it to be much darker. It wasn't even like your usual night. And I bet, some heavily cloudy days can be darker than this. I and my camera could clearly see everything. Not a midnight dark at all.

In a few seconds after that, the Sun completely vanished from the eclipse glasses. I took it off and there it was in the sky. The Sun completely covered by the moon with just its glorious white atmosphere being visible. Just like in the pictures. But it was a bit underwhelming too. I expected it to be a bit bigger and more magnificent - but it felt like what I have seen countless times in the pictures, only plastered on the sky this time. The totality lasted for 2 minutes and I was rushing to look around and view the 360 sunset, capturing at least one shot, and just viewing the spectacle above. And then it ended.

So, it was awesome, but not as awesome as I had imagined. Not as cool as it was hyped and sold. So, quite underwhelming.

Like it's so fucking annoying. A-Alpha B-Bravo C-Charlie and so on. I don't wanna memorize that shit. (The phonetic alphabet is the shot they use over the phone when trying to spell. For example "fuck" f as in Foxtrot, U as in uniform, C as in Charlie, and K as in Kilo. The full phonetic alphabet is: A-Alpha B-Bravo C-Charlie D-Delta E-Echo F-Foxtrot G-Gold H-Hotel I-India J-Juliet K-Kilo L-Lima M-Mike N-November O-Oscar P-Papa Q-Quebec R-Romeo S-Sierr T-Tango U-Uniform V-Victor W-Whiskey X-X-ray Y-Yankee Z-Zulu

Edit: I meant Golf not Gold but I misclicked

As per title. I love sweating buckets and my pyjamas getting soggy. I overdress for bed so I can sweat more. Electric blanket on most of the year, windows closed, long sleeves & jumper. I hate the smell of sweat on other people but I find the damp pyjamas and my own smell are comforting to me. I live alone & I do it more when I'm going through a hard time, just to soothe myself. My pyjamas frequently rip from being so waterlogged.

(I'm aware night sweats can be a sign of illness but I've been doing this my whole life so it's likely just the heat... I hope)

EDIT: Remember, no hate and adhere to Reddiquette in the comments 🤓

EDIT: No I don't have pimples anywhere or any fungal infections haha I get compliments on my clear skin. Try the sweat method!

EDIT: Also, basic electricity fact: electric blankets are safe to leave on while sleeping! If you think that's dangerous, wait until you hear about driving a car...

All this beating around the bush to avoid acknowledging the obvious, insisting that people look fine actually, leads legitimately attractive people to be paranoid because they can't actually trust what anyone says.

Ugly people know they're ugly. Middle-of-the-road people have trust issues because everyone tries top hard to be "nice".

And honestly? It's just sort of insulting. It's a tacit admission of how much importance we place on appearance that we try so goddamn hard that we avoid being honest for the sake of saving face.

I literally for the life of me don't understand why people find breasts to be fun to look at, they genuinely grosses me out whenever i see a picture of one. I weirdly wish I was as horny for them as other dudes because I feel like I'm missing out on a key feeling in my life. Boobs are hyped up to be the gods ruling this world, the item that wars seem to be fought for, but I don't seem to be able to understand their true power. It's a curse.

Edit: I pray that one day, the lord himself will bless me with the ability to go AOOGA and cum at the speed of light when faced with some fatmilkers, but for now, I'm extremely indifferent and a little grossed out.

Edit 2: I'm sorry if this post seemed disrespectful to people who are into boobs and that I just hate the body part, in no way am I going out of my way to hate boobs, but many huge boobs just naturally grosses me out, and I can't control it sadly.

If anyone's wondering what I like then, I like women who are sweet and loveful (ik, sooo original) and I guess for appearance, faces, lips, hips, and hair turn me on.

In 90% of my appointments (doctors, business, dinners, friends) I am late. When for example the appointment is 9 o’clock, I always leave my house at 9.

I leave in a city where most places are 10-20minutes drive away so that way if I leave from my house at exactly the time of appointment, I will be late 10-30 minutes depending on the traffic as well.

I hate to be the one who waits even for 2 minutes so I prefer to let the other person wait.

I know it’s not good especially for business but so far nothing negative happened.

I know it’s not Friday but I feel like this is fine since it’s not technically about food.

So basically I just really enjoy the feeling of crumbs in bed. But not only crumbs, anything that’s kind of crumb-like in texture. I have problems with excoriation so I’ll often rub dry skin off my body and then it of course gets into the bed. Or to be honest, I leave it in my bed so I’ll feel it later on my skin.

It’s hard to explain why I like the feeling but it just feels nice on my body. It’s not that it doesn’t irritate my skin because it does, it’s just that I… enjoy the irritation?

I also like it when I feel a crumb in bed and then pick it up and toss it out the bed. That feeling of relief on the part of the body that was touching the crumb is so satisfying.

Typing this out made me realise how weird it sounds

Yes, I do think using your hands to unclog the toilet is significantly better than using a plunger.

Since I can't help but pinch massive loaves, using a plunger could take up to 10 minutes before any motion signaling that the toilet will finally flush (not that it always takes this long, but there has been several occasions). However, due to my plunger suddenly going missing, I have developed a strategy that can unclog the toilet almost instantly. Simply reach into the bowl, grab the fat dookie, pull it out a little bit to get the water to start moving, and if you put it back down it should go right down the drain. If it's still to big, it's just as easy to break it up a little with your hand and let it go down. It's a much faster process than using a plunger and it's much easier than having to waste all your energy repeating the same plunging motion to no avail.

Now, despite what you may think right now, I'm no animal. I still do wash my hands after doing that, and if anything I wash my hands much more thoroughly afterwards. It's easy to do a quick fake hand wash and be done after dropping a gnarly duece, but after doing this you pretty much have no choice but to ensure there's no bacteria left on your hand. Just make sure not to touch anything with the hand you used before washing them.

I would like to end this by clarifying 2 things:

1. I would never do this to someone else's log, I'm fine with my own because it came from my body.

2. I received no pleasure from playing with my shit, the smell is rancid and while touching it doesn't bother me, pulling my hand out and having tiny chunks of doo-doo batter on my fingers does make me, for a brief moment, realize why people don't normally do this.

TL;DR: I find it much faster and more effective to just unclog your toilet with your bare hands than to waste time plunging it, and it forces better hand washing hygiene.

You get some time to accept your fate, and you kinda slowly become more sleepy, until you pass out and die. There is a pain factor, but since it usually takes 2-5 minutes to bleed out your body is still in shock and so you don’t feel most of it.

Like the title says, I don’t wear pajamas, I kinda see it as a waste of laundry. I wear jeans and a belt and a sports bra and socks and all of those ‘uncomfortable’ clothes people hate sleeping in. I wear them daily, and I sleep in them daily. I actually find them more comfortable to sleep in than I do normal sleeping clothes like sweatpants. I enjoy feeling ‘dressed’ when sleeping. I even enjoy having my hair styled before I go to bed because that’s just what feels correct to me. (I do change my underwear though, that needs to be clean).

When the topic of UBIs comes up, a lot of people say that people would work regardless, because they'd want to be productive, to be active, and to be useful. This might be true, I don't know, as far as I understand them, Neurotypical people could might as well be aliens. They might just be in to that shit.

As for me... I'd never even go near a job ever again. I'd forever stay at home, play DnD with friends, pick up drawing again, write, worldbuild, learn to play instruments... I'd live the best life I could and not even think about having a job.

Even if said UBI would only cover the basic necessities (food, shelter, utilities) I'd not give a crap. I might just pick up herb gardening and sell fucking thyme and rosemary or do whatever small nothing for disposable income, as necessary.

I think pants with pockets look very disproportionate especially if the pockets are big. They make the area around your hips look way too wide 😭. Putting something in them makes them look weird. Fake pockets give you the style of a pocket while not sacrificing the silhouette of the pants and keeping them sleek. Most of the time, pockets aren’t even needed. Personally, I never really take a lot of things with me outside the house and if I do, I take a bag. People who carry things should get a bag or briefcase and if they want to be hands free, a fanny pack or wear cargo pants. (Cargo pants with fake pockets should be banned though).