r/SuddenlyGay Apr 29 '24

Hate when that happens

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u/Aeroshe Apr 29 '24

Suddenly Straight?

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u/Raudskeggr Apr 30 '24

Proof that The Universe is curved…

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u/Melito1980 Apr 30 '24

Like my pp

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u/NewGuy-1964 Apr 30 '24

Ooh! I like curved pps. 🤤🥴

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u/RentLast Apr 30 '24

And I like you ♡

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u/NewGuy-1964 Apr 30 '24

Aww. Thank you. I like you too. Hugs

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u/TheEyeGuy13 Apr 30 '24

It’s horseshoes all the way down

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u/AllPurposeNerd Apr 30 '24

Somehow... Heteropatine returned.

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u/lux_et_umbra Apr 30 '24

This is how I thought it could work out between a gay man and a lesbian woman when I first learned about homosexuality at a young age (maybe 9 or 10?)

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u/Maximum_Vermicelli12 Apr 30 '24

Maybe that is all straight people are.

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u/hwc000000 Apr 30 '24

No maybe. As kids, straight people tend to hang out with their own sex and think the other sex is full of cooties. ie. All kids are originally homosexual. That is, until they suddenly realize that the opposite sex isn't all gross and full of unnamed diseases, then they get physically involved.

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u/jakob20041911 Apr 30 '24

Looking back at my childhood, I guess it makes sense I'm bisexual

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u/TheRealSetzer90 May 01 '24

Don't you need to be having sex to have a preferred sexuality? Not trying to burst anyone's bubble, but this is a bit of an absurdist's view. You can't be homosexual until you learn that you're attracted to the same sex, at that age most people aren't attracted to anything because their hormones are not yet flooding their brains and causing endorphins to flow when they see qualities they like in a mate.

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u/taukkunen May 02 '24

No, I don’t think you need to be having sex to have a preferred sexuality. I knew I liked male bodies and companionship long before I was pubic. It would be several years later before I began to masturbate…and when I did, I thought of male bodies.

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u/TheRealSetzer90 May 02 '24

That's my point though. Anyone can enjoy the company of anyone before sexual maturation, but you can't actually know that you're sexually attracted to someone until... you're sexually attracted to someone...I mean it's not brain surgery. Sure, you might have a preference in the company you keep, but until you start picturing them naked with a jar of Vaseline in one hand and your member in the other...well your sexuality is not quite effectuated until that point, no?

There are plenty of heterosexual people that prefer the company of the same sex in all but bedroom situations, so their preference in the company that they keep has no actual bearing on their sexuality.

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u/taukkunen May 02 '24

Valid point, but I knew long before I admitted it to myself.

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u/justwannabeloggedin Apr 30 '24

This is the first time "time is a flat circle" has really made sense to me, i get it now

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u/LossfulCodex Apr 30 '24

Sounds like the ol’ porn catch 22:

Straight porn is 50% gay because it has 1 penis to 1 vagina. A porn with 2 men is 100% gay for obvious reasons. Now if you’re a man watching lesbian porn, you’d think that that’s straight because no penis, right? But wrong since there’s no penis, no straight sex is occurring, therefore it is still 100% gay. Thus, any scenario involving porn is gay no matter how you dice it. All porn is gay porn.

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u/somegarbagedoesfloat Apr 30 '24

Wb solo performance porn lol

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u/pennradio Apr 30 '24

Somehow, also gay.

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u/hwc000000 Apr 30 '24

Solo porn involves a person of one sex bringing sexual pleasure to a person of the same sex. Gay.

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u/LossfulCodex Apr 30 '24

Thank you, finally someone understands my PhD thesis.

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u/jakob20041911 Apr 30 '24

I wonder how gay trans porn is, I think depending on how transphobic you are, it might be 100% straight?

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u/Flipperlolrs Apr 30 '24

It's like the whole negative x negative = positive

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u/Rad10_Active Apr 30 '24

It's the sexual version of the horseshoe theory.

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u/Hello5068 Apr 30 '24

It’s like multiplying two negatives