Nah current US 80yr old with dementia she could bring up sharks. And he would go on 20 minute rant about shark battery's providing her with ample opportunity to brain him over back of head.
That or drag it out jog ahead of him while he is winded. Once his heart meds from 60yrs of non stop big macs and being overweight start wearing off. And his blood sugar drops from lack of coke cola he would probrably kill over with minimal prodding.
That would make it a bit more interesting. Plus wagers can be put in. Kinda makes me feel in America the parties would be forced to get younger people rather then the ancient crones the keep trying to force on us.
Then I don't know how much I'd pay to watch Trump go into the Octagon with Walz or Kamala. Minimum 5figs if I'm paying for tickets. Heck, I'd pay 5figs to fight Trump myself if that was what Trump wants.
no no then we would just be led by the biggest dude in the room. rather have some6thing else than muscles decide the elections but for these situations maybe
If only the massess have brainpower. Wars almost always is about the ruling class making their mark and expanding their ruled over new territory. And currently the western pack has no real contender to stop their onslaught. Btw war in the m.e has started long before this and this is 2/3 nearing its final chapters. I seriously dont think iran or any group has enough capability to stop them. Its not really israels war but western European war in the M.E.
I've been watching medieval movies lately and wonder why our president's don't go to war anymore. To see biden or trump out in Afghanistan w an lmg would be a sight
the combat footage would be kinda boring, just a couple of old dudes trying to walk in some sand to punch each other, but not very hard since they old as hell
Bullets are deadly at really, really long ranges. Before you could sit your King/Emperor/etc on a hill overlooking the battle, then along came gunpowder and now "top of the hill" is well within range for a lethal shot
Think of it this way. With today's technology, Israel is able to take out the Hamas leader with a precision hit right in his bunker. Now imagine how easy it is to do the same if he were to go to the battle front?
In simple terms, the medieval wars or bows and arrows and catapulted stones is very different than today's. A leader wouldn't survive 1 hour at the battle front IMHO.
Then also, today's leaders are mostly civilians with zero military training. In medieval times, leadership was hereditary. So future kings started military training at 10 years, if not younger. Today's civilian leaders would end up being more of a liability to the army than an inspiration. They're better off left at home to spin stories of conquest and lead the information war than the real war.
this right here these cowards start the wars and poor people that sign up for the military to try and have a ok life get sent to take bullets for the rich and powerful wars
Every Israeli citizen, man or woman, is required to spend years in the military exercising their genocidal agenda. I've had fully American classmates willingly go to Israel for the first time just so they could be in the IDF. That is not a normal country, with normal civilians.
The best comic I ever saw was in Mad Magazine where this same thing was being discussed in the papers. Madâs solution showed Nixon and Brezhnev getting ready to duke it out.
India and China have a rule they established in 1996. In All border disputes between the two countries, you are not allowed to used weapons and bombs. Pretty decent treaty
This comment needs to be upvoted sounds like their leaders had actual dialogue to agree to disagree while not mass bombing each other's people. Real leadership
the people and their stupidity is the reason for this war. leaders on both sides fear their own populations and have long avoided any compromise in favour of peace, lest they are treated as traitors by their people
The issue with this is Putin would do very well. Probably better than he is doing (unless, like many think, he is secretly ruling the world) right now.
Kim Jong Un declares a conquest war on America. The leaders fight. Kim jumps on Biden and sits on him til he taps. We are now the Diplomatic United People's States of Korean Republic America. You would accept that outcome right?
This war has ethnic and religious roots that stretch back several millennia. This is about far more than lines on maps and political theater. This war will not end in our lifetimes.
If leaders lose a fight no one wanted than every man abd maybe woman from these countries will insist on war (Palestine and Israel). Both peoples insist (by voting on ruling parties) on fully sovereign territory and independence on same amount of territory... so how? Another Hungary-Croatian State [Union State of Israel and Palestine]?
I mean unlike the US Israelis have a massive amount of support for and participation in their government's activities. If Netanyahu died tomorrow little would fundamentally change.
WWII decided by Hitler vs FDR in a cage match! Oh... oh no. I mean, Hitler doesn't look all that strong, but FDR is literally in a wheel chair...
Sorry Europe, can't help ya over there. We must respect the rules of the cage match result.
I'm obviously being a bit facetious here, and you may be being facetious to some degree as well, but oftentimes "the rest of us" have a real stake in the fight as well (without me commenting on who has a more valid/moral/just stake in this particular fight).
Why would fdr have anything to do with it, the us only joined after pearl harbor. It would stalin vs hitler or churchill or someone that actually mattered.
Bros casually calling for genocide while denouncing a country doing it. Kinda proves that if the shoe was on the other foot we'd be seeing a genocide either way. Tiresome shit.
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u/ghengisbongg Oct 01 '24
Make politicians and rulers fight each other. Leave the rest of us out of it