r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/kaychyakay • 1d ago
MAGA's romance with Musk is probably ending!
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u/ptau217 1d ago
Bottom feeders fighting over scraps of attention. Love to see it.
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u/Testicleus 1d ago
Keep going, Loomer.
She probably has lots of goodies.
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u/ptau217 1d ago
Lots of micro plastics in her face.
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u/neighborsdogpoops 1d ago
And micro penises
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u/MrNigel117 1d ago
isnt there a procedure where people take babies' foreskin and inject it in their face to look younger? could've sworn boyboy did a video on it.
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u/Nuggzulla01 23h ago
I'm sorry, but do what now??
I really hope this is sarcasm, and a joke... because, HOW would this even work?
Do these 'Doctors' doing this 'Procedure' have like some Blender specifically for 'Baby Sized' Foreskins?
Is this a procedure that would need the blessings of a priest?
What would the medical charges look like for a hypothetical procedure such as this?
SO MANY QUESTIONS, and yet I have this deep fear of learning the truth lol
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u/MrNigel117 19h ago
nope not a joke. i was right boy boy did do a video on it here: https://youtu.be/BeMJ_o3ME6U?si=1aif_hAoJD5o4O0z
it doesn't come up until later in the video. but tons of people in hollywood did the "penis facial" like sandra bullock, and cate blanchett. also, it's specifically an extraction from korean babies' foreskin. it's a great video.
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u/no_no_no_no_2_you 1d ago
Keep going, Loomer.
He's already shut down her Twitter account.
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u/Testicleus 1d ago
Did he actually? Daaaamn.
I knew he was screwing with her subscriptions.
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u/Nuggzulla01 23h ago
Maybe she should trade those Subscriptions in for some Prescriptions!
Then, she can share... Because they are ALL out of their damn minds! Playing us all like we are some kind of fool
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u/SectorEducational460 1d ago
Is she going to chain herself again at Twitter office like she did last time? When she tried to get her account back.
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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago
shes been trying to get back trumps good graces after she got dumped and lost credibility with maga. Mtg only needs to swoop him and eliminate her as the competition,.
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u/Loggerdon 1d ago edited 1d ago
What will happen with Musk after the right-wing MAGA deserts him? He’s already alienated the left.
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u/Zestyclose-Algae-542 1d ago
Let him split the party and take his fanboys with him. Let’s say….MUSK=MAGA Under Sinister Kompromat.
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u/booxterhooey 1d ago
He moves onto a volcano island and goes full Bond Villain
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u/punch912 1d ago
he has a temper tantrum either locks everyone out of their teslas like he did with starlink in ukraine at the beginning. Theres plenty of political cocks around the world to suck to gain power.
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u/Zephurdigital 20h ago
his barrel chest implodes and all the ketamine seeps out bringing him back into the normalcy of the decorated party
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u/athenaprime 14h ago
Moonraker. Blasts off into space (we hope). We'll bring the astronauts back from the ISS and he can live up there while the rest of us who believe in science build a better station in some other orbit.
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u/RandyWaterhouse 1d ago
He builds a base on the moon, goes bald and becomes the real life Dr Evil
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u/JustinWeq 1d ago
Honestly knowing how petty he is it would not surprise me to see him go completely the other way and start funding stuff against maga. I did not expect this whole thing to fall apart before Trump's even in office lmao.
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u/athenaprime 14h ago
Would love to see it, but only if the anti-trump stuff has the good sense to take the money and run.
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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 22h ago
Nothing? He's buddy with Trump and Trump isn't going for reelection so he can do whatever he wants in next for years. Musk will get what he wants from him in that time so why would he care if he pisses of some MAGA?
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u/athenaprime 14h ago
Yeah, but Trump IS going for the spotlight and center stage (he always is) and if people start praising Musk or crediting him for more than Trump is getting credit for, then all bets are off. There can be only one (malignant narcissist).
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u/Sudden-Storm9791 1d ago
I hope he falls out of a window or his plane is downed by a flock of birds
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u/athenaprime 14h ago
Back to 4Chan to get another crop of mental 12-year-olds and trolls to be his new best friends.
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u/CapableWill8706 1d ago
Loomer calling Musk a Stage 5 clinger. That was a deep cut.
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u/ReturnOfJohnBrown 1d ago
Honestly, this tweet is the first thing I've ever heard her say that was sane.
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u/Black_Creative 1d ago
Let them fight, y'all. Let them fight
grabs popcorn
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u/Mmofra 1d ago
I'll supply a pair of rusty hooks. For the good of humanity
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u/Which-Moment-6544 1d ago
Shit. It's hard to remember that only yesterday it was Christmas. These information whores move too fast.
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u/54sharks40 1d ago
The romance won't end until Trump voters (ie the rich and the stupid) admit they were wrong, which won't happen. They'll twist in the wind til early next week, when Trump says bringing in H1b engineers is a good idea, actually
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u/forthewatch39 1d ago
Not necessarily. Remember how Trump got booed when he tried to tell them the vaccine was a good thing? I think their hatred goes even further than their love of Trump. I don’t think there is going to be a way for him to convince his base that non-White immigrants are a good thing.
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u/Madrugada2010 1d ago
Yup, this. They'll turn on Trump when he stops telling them what they want to hear.
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u/Respectable_Answer 1d ago
Right. Telling them what they want to hear, before they want to hear it is his only talent.
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u/booxterhooey 1d ago
Problem is most won't hear Trump's words. They'll hear the spin from Fox News, OANN, News Max, Epoch Times, etc
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u/Suzume_Chikahisa 20h ago
Look, you can fool some of them all the time, but not even Trump will keep fooling all of them for ever.
And there are enough examples of Trump trying to spin something and then being forced by his base to double down.
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u/inyuez 1d ago
Trump supporters can certainly have their beliefs bend and twisted by what Trump says but they can’t go 180 on everything.
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u/athenaprime 14h ago
Remember their core beliefs are Trump and White Guy Supremacy. Everything else is flexible, including the color of the sky and which way is up.
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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago
remember trump wanted people to laugh in his rally but they dint, hes going to facing more of those in the future.
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u/inshamblesx 1d ago
that’s where the right wing media machine will pass the blame to the pair the electorate just ran out of town so his voters can say “the establishment is sabotaging trump” again
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u/What_huh-_- 1d ago
Stop giving them ideas...
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u/forthewatch39 1d ago
They already have that primed and ready to go when the inevitable breakup happens.
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u/Aggroninja 13h ago
The thing with Trump is, sometimes the tail wags the dog. When he got booed about vaccines, he mostly stopped talking about them, and later hired an antivaxxer for his staff.
He's not going to support H1B if it loses him some of the adulation of his cultists.
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u/athenaprime 14h ago
The rich will run or pull their money out quietly when they get what they want, or the moment enough rubes have bought into whatever scheme they're running. They'll be gone before the collapse, leaving the dumbasses holding the bag.
The stupid can't stop/won't stop believin' and Trumptopia will always be just around the corner if they clap hard enough. Remember how many of 'em died sucking wind through their Freedumb Tubes for him...
Only this time Papaw's GoFundMe Wingnut Welfare campaign won't make it three places to the left of the decimal point.
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u/22poppills 1d ago
It was only a matter of time.
President Musket is calling the shots and he doesn't care about the voters at all. Drump isn't going to say shit about it/
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u/Ande64 1d ago
I'll place a bet, kind Sir/Madam of 1 box of Cheezits that Trump won't tolerate Musk longer than April, if it even goes that far!
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u/22poppills 1d ago
I'll bet a McNugget that Trump will try but Musk will just threaten funds or Putin will stop Trump from removing Musk.
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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 1d ago
It kills me that these right-wing ghouls are only capable of honesty when trying to destroy each other.
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u/walkingmonster 23h ago
They have to lie to demonize liberals & minorities, but they don't have to lie to demonize themselves.
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u/joystickd 1d ago
Imagine voting for what you thought was an anti immigrant party/candidates (mostly because you're nothing more than a racist) only to have a foreign, unelected 300X billionaire tell you that you're too lazy and stupid to work good jobs, and that he's going to usher in thousands of foreign workers he can exploit for cheaper wages on your behalf.
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u/Express_Fail3036 1d ago
The more public facing elmo becomes, the more confused I get. This man is as developmentally challenged as he is emotionally stunted. How the fuck is he successful?
The upside to all this is, the more I hear from him, the less I fear him stealing our democracy. He's too dumb.
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u/Ande64 1d ago
Money. He's successful because he's obscenely wealthy by birth and gets to buy and take credit for whatever he wants and nobody can stop him. It's literally as simple as that.
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u/Designer_Pepper7806 14h ago
I disagree, there’s still something surprising about how wealthy he became. There’s surely people who grew up as privileged/wealthy as him, are smarter and more mature, but didn’t end up as wealthy in the end. Genuinely curious what separates them from each other. The best answer I can think of is he just got lucky.
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u/athenaprime 13h ago
He was rich enough to have a good start and the ability to make some fuck-ups before he got lucky and hit a jackpot. Then after that, he became the level of rich that has lawyers and accountants who know how to make it faster than he could spend it and who know how to grift more of it from the gubmint.
For awhile, I think, he also had people around him with good heads on their shoulders who mitigated his damage, but like any 800-lb gorilla, you can only feed it so many bananas before it gets big enough to demand the ho-hos with growth hormones in them and smashes its banana-handlers to get to them. His first wife seemed a decent sort and down-to-earth, but once they split, he had fewer and fewer guard rails.
But he's also had several years to perform a shit-ton of cause-and-effect testing and measure the effect of his social media presence and public statements on his companies, and he developed a good instinct (the same way a raccoon figures out what a trash can is and how to open it) of the reach of his influence. Especially once he got hold of the internal metrics by buying a social media platform. He buys attention but he knows the exchange rate between dollars and attention in an attention-based economy.
What separates the others from him is sociopathy and narcissism. Either the not-so-well-off ones aren't as sociopathic or they're not as huge of a malignant narcissist as he is.
And there's a possibility that some of them have a person who is big enough/important enough to them that that person can take them to the woodshed for a come-to-Jesus when their money is outpacing their reality.
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u/Designer_Pepper7806 10h ago
Thanks for the thoughtful reply, this makes a lot of sense. Loved the gorilla comparison too.
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u/DontEatConcrete 4h ago
I think we must also admit that he’s actually quite intelligent. He is obscenely wealthy and has founded or moved in and continued multiple very successful ventures. On a personal level he is a loathsome weasel, but he employs many who seem to continue to value their jobs.
He is of course a narcissist and habitual liar, but also a competent futurist.
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u/theimmortalfawn 1d ago
Richest man in the world but has to literally buy attention. Nobody likes him.
I partially blame us (as in, reddit, Twitter, social media in general) for gassing him up so hard as this genius techbro tony stark space explorer for 8 years, ignoring all the warning signs that he's a tyrannical manbaby, who isn't even smart enough to know when to stop talking, much less do any actual work for his companies. He just works other people to the bone then takes credit for what they do.
I hold out hope that he'll get figuratively(?) guillotined by maga, but they don't do anything except sit around and fart angrily about gay people, so who knows
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u/cooltv27 1d ago
in a capitalist society everything is designed to make it so the already rich automatically get richer no matter what they do. at some level of wealth you dont have to do anything to make more money, and elon is far beyond that point. it takes a special kind of stupid to actually lose money at that point, and elon is either just barely smart enough for it, or was smart enough to keep some kind of safety net around in case he wasnt. (trump on the other hand is the special kind of stupid to fail at capitalism)
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u/athenaprime 13h ago
I read some articles a few years ago that showed the data is that ten million bucks is the lowest number you can have where, if you maintain a "reasonable" lifestyle, it will make more of itself faster than you can spend it.
Of course, "reasonable" falls into a range of values...
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u/ninzus 1d ago
MAGAs want the country run like a company yet they don't understand the concept of a hostile takeover
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u/athenaprime 13h ago
And every one of 'em will have something bad to say about their boss, yet they thought electing an Ultimate Boss would somehow NOT bring about ultimate boss dumbassery. What a weird way to think...
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u/PocketCSNerd 1d ago
Please let the snake eat its tail... please let the snake eat its tail... please let..
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u/TeutonJon78 1d ago
Which side piece will win now that they are fighting?
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u/loptopandbingo 14h ago
Vance's couch
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u/TeutonJon78 14h ago
Vance's couch is getting lots of attention right now since no one is giving any to Vance.
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u/loptopandbingo 13h ago
I'm sure JD is getting lots of backrubs from Thiel while his handler says "......soon."
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u/TeutonJon78 12h ago
This situation right now feels like a passing match between Thiel and Musk over the PayPal situation.
Thiel got Vance in and Musk is doing anything possible to thwart that and get more power than Thiel/Vance.
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u/Foreign-Repeat9813 1d ago
Musk wants cheap labor he can exploit.
The H1B visa gives an employer complete control over the employee. If the employee loses the job, they lose their visa and are sent back to their home country. This is why the oligarchs want the H1B visas. In the program employees can be coerced into working 100-hour weeks for below average pay.
Further, Elon Musk runs Tesla as a nonunion shop in the United States. Musk also has ongoing well-publicized disputes with the unions in Germany and Sweden. Musk's just a less interesting and less talented version of the 19th century robber barons who hired Pinkertons to fire upon the rank-and-file.
Remember the Homestead Massacre. Homestead Massacre - Wikipedia
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u/robotto 1d ago
Xi Jinping is Elon’s buddy? When did this come about?
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u/kaychyakay 1d ago
Tesla's Gigafactory in China is a success. Plus, China is so ahead of EV car usage that it is a legit market for Elon, considering the rise of his competitor from China, BYD.
All this makes Elon play nice with Xi. That's probably why she called Xi Elon's buddy. American MAGAts are a confused lot. They don't know that just about everybody has to play nice with Xi in China, they hate China & Xi, but they also want Trump to be like Xi and rule America till his last breath.
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u/Snackdoc189 1d ago
It's blatantly obvious that Elon Musk helped Trump win the election in exchange for political influence and the only one publicly calling them out on it is Lauren Fucking Loomer fuck this country.
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u/Foreign-Repeat9813 1d ago
Republicans should regret selecting Trump. Trump's alliance with Elon Musk demonstrates that Trump's not for everyday Americans and that the Trump administration will genuflect to the billionaire class. Musk is going to create huge problems for Trump.
Elon Musk has engorged himself suckling the U.S. government teat. Musk’s business deals with the U.S. government total nearly $20 billion over the past 16 years. DeLauro in Letter to Congressional Leadership: Musk Chaos in Government Funding Process Protects His Chinese Investments | Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro. Musk while being enriched by the U.S. taxpayer invested with the Chinese Communists in Shanghai, where they built a Tesla plant which produces approximately 50% of the total Tesla global automobile output. (Id.)
Now that Musk's received his billions, he feigns fiscal responsibility while attempting to deny other entrepreneurs the opportunity the United States afforded him. Musk's a fake and a stooge for Xi Jinping.
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u/athenaprime 13h ago
The Republicans were NEVER "for" everyday Americans in any way, shape, or form.
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u/1Original1 1d ago
There can be only 1,let the immortals cut each other's heads off till 1 remains
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u/athenaprime 13h ago
Except when the Final Cut comes, instead of Immortality Power, it's a shitsplosion.
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u/LankyGuitar6528 1d ago
Man MAGA is thick if it took them this long to figure out Elong was scamming them. Of course they still haven't figured out Trump is 100X worse. So I guess it makes sense.
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u/Prior-Comparison6747 1d ago
Nah.
Conservatives are simps.
They grovel in front of rich people in the eternal hope of getting a few scraps, which never come.
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u/DunkinEgg 1d ago
She has been in the MAGA inner circle and is going rogue. If I were her, I’d stay away from balconies, high windows, etc.
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u/Pope-Muffins 19h ago
Honestly, with Elon driving out all the "Woke Liberals" from twitter might've been the worse thing he could've done because now MAGA needs a target to scream at
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u/DarkMistressCockHold 1d ago
What if Loomer got kicked out of the orange man’s favor and is mad about it? And because she’s mad, she’s now screaming the quiet part out loud? 😂
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u/bjjdrills 1d ago
I Don't go on X / Twitter, but I had to see what was going on and this seems like the latest:
"I mean right after
@elonmusk
called me a troll today, my account verification was taken away, my subscriptions were deactivated and I was banned from being able to buy premium even though I was already paying for premium." - Laura
It's getting crazy.
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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago
president Musk has trump on a leash, he doesnt have to worry about JD vance, since thiel has him on a leash too. Musk is too entrenched right now, hes going to expect 300mil spent on trump + 10s of million senators is going to repaid at some point.
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u/SnortMcChuckles 22h ago
tbf there was never a romance in the first place. MAGAts were happy that a 'useful idiot with tons of money' was going to buy their way into power, while he was happy that 'useful idiots with tons of political capital' were going to help him cheat his way into power, and now they've both realized they'd been looking at each other as useful idiots simultaneously, and that creates a sea of butthurt for both involved parties, and I am so here for it! (this message was typed with fingers greasy from eating popcorn and typing at the same type)
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u/Fast-Damage2298 20h ago
She's mad because she realized she went down on the jester, not the president
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u/hellbilly69101 18h ago
When will MAGA finally put it together and realize Trump has already been bought..... again. And now they are wondering if Trump ever gave a damn about them.
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u/demonsneeze 17h ago
To be fair Looney sometimes has moments where she absolutely cooks. It pains me to admit it but we have to live our truths
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u/lockbotCRM 1d ago
Is this where the right-wing battle lines are drawn? You either support the oligarch Phony Stark or the nazi lady?
Can there not be somebody, like, NORMAL on the right to call this shit out?
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u/shrlytmpl 1d ago
The "normals" are in the final stages of tasking over the Democratic party. I'd put good money down that democrats will revert back to their civil war days if we keep "welcoming" anti Trump Republicans.
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u/Lizzy1283 1d ago
Lmao he isn't even President yet 💀💀 elawn and co need to remember that they are aligned with a bunch of power hungry grifters, they will go against anyone if it gets them attention
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u/luamercure 1d ago
Oh the girls are fighting!
That aside it's really funny how these assholes clearly all love the like of Xi and Putin but just pretend the others are the real fans. Embarrassing.
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u/Cum-Farts-Of-A-Clown 1d ago
Which is the more legitimate MAGA? Jigsaw Loomer or Prince-of-America Elon Musk?
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u/ShittDickk 1d ago
I believe Elon Musk may be the Second Beast in this antichrist theory.
Everything quoted is from Revelations 13
This second Beast worked magical signs, dazzling people by making fire come down from Heaven.
Space X specializes in Rockets that remain usable after space flight, Starlink beams down radio waves across the globe.
It used the magic (twitter) it got from the Beast to dupe earth dwellers, getting them to make an image of the Beast that received the deathblow and lived.
Grok (more on this later) was being used to generate AI images depicting a powerful person, striving above his would be assassin, X also allowed the infamous image to spread far and wide.
It was able to animate the image of the Beast so that it talked, and then arrange that anyone not worshiping the Beast would be killed.
Not quite here just yet unless you want to be dramatic and say being banned on twitter is the same as being killed. Def almost there with the AI tho. Or maybe animate the image could refer to Unbanning his X account
It forced all people, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to have a mark on the right hand or forehead. Without the mark of the name of the Beast or the number of its name, it was impossible to buy or sell anything.
So with speculations Musk is trying to destabilize the dollar and move things to Crypto, he's definitely attempting to make a space for himself in how future commerce is conducted. And also, when he bought twitter he changed the Logo to an X, changing it on many peoples phones where it was installed by default which brings me to
Solve a riddle: Put your heads together and figure out the meaning of the number of the Beast. It’s a human number: 666.
So funny thing about symbols and humanity, is meanings change. I believe the mark of the beast seen by John appeared to be no more than a human number, but the numbers change to letters, and their use distributed in loanwords and cultural exchange. The Original mark of the beast as described in papyrus 117, was χιϲ, which translated to 616, but I believe the meaning was lost on the number and not on the mark.
X's Ai Grok's Logo is
https://www.teslarati.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/xai-grok-series-b-funding-round-300x169.jpg
Imagine a future of crypto trading facilitated by X accounts with Grok AI automatic trading, and guess what logo you need to carry on the phone in your right hand (or mindlink to with your cyberlink), might it look something like χιϲ?
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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago
Of course he remembers, he still made 50 billion dollars by grifting fool MAGAs, he's laughing his bald head off right now
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u/HouseOfCripps 19h ago
Yeah, I heard many people say Elon is actually China’s b@tch boy. Spread the word. Tr@mp seems to be receptive when we use his lingo.
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u/Trundle09 9h ago
Yeah but it’s too late. He’s gotten what he wanted and he doesn’t give a shit what they think.
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u/Firemorfox 1d ago
Random thought: Are MAGA basically prepping up President Musk as a pig for slaughter, since USA is in 42 different national emergencies right now, can't prima-Donna Trump just nationalize whatever companies Musk has?
So they're just building up to making a good excuse for it, like an accusation of treason working with China?
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 6h ago
u/kaychyakay, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...