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u/SilverFlashy6182 1d ago
I’m pretty sure nothing will come of this, but man, could you imagine? Getting caught cheating and losing his presidency as a result, his reaction would be so good it might actually make me cry
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 1d ago
His supporters would be convinced it’s a lie and they’d make Jan 6 look like nothing
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u/Anuki_iwy 1d ago
90% of his supporters are all-talk-no-action obese cultists who need a scooter in Walmart.
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u/filmguy36 1d ago
And a huge portion collect welfare, Medicare, Medicaid and/or social security. And are about to find out just how completely the orange asshole fucked them over
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u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 1d ago
It will never be his fault. He could hold a state of the union address. Say he was going to literally fuck anyone not making 350k a year and as his balls were bouncing off them, they'd claim it was the democrats fault this was happening.
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u/sensfan1104 1d ago
While watching Faux Nooz telling them Flunk "had" to do it because something something "BiDeN cRiMe FaMiLy" something something Obama something something Hillary. And a bonus of blaming DOJ for not letting him pay out $130K for NDA's anymore, to keep the outrage level up.
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 1d ago
The remaining ten percent is still like 7 million people
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u/Anuki_iwy 1d ago
Spread across the country, disorganised and with a ton of infighting. 8 million is nothing on in a country that big.
I currently live in a country where the people are actively trying to start a revolution. It's not that easy.
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 1d ago
They don’t all have to organize in the same place to cause massive problems. Jan 6 was only about 10k people. A few hundred thousand spread out over major cities could cause serious damage. I’m not talking about a revolution. Just a big, violent hissy fit. They’re fully capable of that. Come on down to the southern US and I’ll show you what kinda people we’re dealing with.
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u/Anuki_iwy 1d ago
Yeah, but fits die down. They'll damage some property, a lot will get arrested and then they will crawl back to mum's basement.
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 1d ago
If I believed it would only be property damage I’d agree. But these mf are heavily armed and have been praying for a reason to use those toys for a long time. The amount of “civil war” talk there’s been the past few years is scary. I think they’d get squashed by the US military if they tried. But some innocent people could get hurt first.
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u/ReturnOfJohnBrown 1d ago
The US military can't be trusted to be on the right side, especially after Trump purges it.
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 1d ago
I think right now they could be. They’ll choose country and orders over political views. But I agree if Trump makes some kind of move on the leadership, and inserts generals loyal to him over everything, we could have a real problem
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u/FilmDazzling4703 1d ago
What country are you from?
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u/Anuki_iwy 1d ago
I am from Germany. But I guess you were asking about the country I live in where people are trying to start a revolution? That would be Georgia.
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u/fierceindependence23 11h ago
And to further your point, once the breached the capital building what did they actually do? Bring weapons? Hunt down legislators? Seize and control the building?
No, they marched around taking selfies, taking souvenirs and congratulating themselves..for something.
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u/Jkirk1701 8h ago
Uh, you are misinformed.
They brought a gibbet to hang public officials with and homemade propane bombs.
They smashed their way into the Capitol building, screaming “hang Mike Pence”
They brought zip ties to serve as handcuffs.
As they smashed through the final set of doors, one of the invaders was shot; she was actually in the Military and therefore an undisputed Traitor to her Oath.
As the Legislators were being evacuated, one very clever security guard tricked the mob into chasing HIM away from the evacuees.
THAT was what turned a potential tragedy into the farce you describe.
The Mob never got their hands on the members of Congress and VP Mike Pence was spirited away by the Secret Service.
It sounds as if you’re trying to white-wash the screaming Mob into “tourists” shitting in the corridors and robbing Congressional offices.
They weren’t “tourists”.
They came to kill, and armed themselves with shields taken from fallen police officers.
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u/fierceindependence23 8h ago
They brought a gibbet to hang public officials with and homemade propane bombs.
And who did they hang? How many bombs were set off?
They smashed their way into the Capitol building, screaming “hang Mike Pence”
I said they breached the building
They brought zip ties to serve as handcuffs.
Who did they cuff?
As they smashed through the final set of doors, one of the invaders was shot;
Who did they shoot?
As the Legislators were being evacuated, one very clever security guard tricked the mob into chasing HIM away from the evacuees.
So? what does that have to do with what I said?
The Mob never got their hands on the members of Congress and VP Mike Pence was spirited away by the Secret Service.
Right, cause they were too busy putting their feet on the desks and taking selfies.
It sounds as if you’re trying to white-wash the screaming Mob into “tourists” shitting in the corridors and robbing Congressional offices.
Not what I said at all.
They weren’t “tourists”.
Didn't say that either.
They came to kill, and armed themselves with shields taken from fallen police officers.
So who'd they kill?
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u/Jkirk1701 8h ago
They were stopped by one courageous man, who led the Mob the wrong way.
Are you REALLY stupid enough to believe they wouldn’t have attacked Congress?
They had everything planned out.
But they were tricked and found empty offices.
Please, stop PRETENDING this wasn’t Insurrection.
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u/fierceindependence23 7h ago edited 5h ago
They were stopped by one courageous man, who led the Mob the wrong way.
A true American. A true blue, patriotic hero!
Are you REALLY stupid enough to believe they wouldn’t have attacked Congress?
Did they? Who did they attack? Who did they hurt? Who did they kill? They were a bunch of clowns who merrily and utterly ignorantly followed one guy who directed them the wrong way. Yes, sir, that's a violent mob hell bent on killing people!
They had everything planned out.
Yep, howling like a drunk buffalo at an incel gathering, putting their feet on desks and taking selfies as I said.
But they were tricked and found empty offices.
Ohhh, those tricky Capital police!!
Please, stop PRETENDING this wasn’t Insurrection.
Where did I ever say it wasn't an insurrection? It is possible to be morons, and still break the law. You don't have to be a genius to commit and insurrection. Jan 6 is proof of that. These morons took selfies posted them all over social media boasting of storming through the Capital! Yessiree, geniuses all! 🙄🙄🙄
You might want to work on your reading comprehension...you missed the whole point.
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u/Jkirk1701 2h ago
You HAVE to be one of the Trumpers trying to whitewash 1/6.
Nobody else is STUPID enough to call the rioters “a bunch of clowns”.
If a bunch of clowns came after ME with zip ties and a broken flagpole screaming bloody murder, I’d invoke Rule #9 and see how many I could put down.
We HAVE THE VIDEO. They weren’t harmless no matter how much you try to move the goalposts.
Oh, and while we’re here; that video of Cops supposedly letting rioters IN was taken as they were being forced OUT.
One of your compatriots took a two second clip and tried to claim the Capitol Police let the rioters IN.
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u/PonderousPenchant 1d ago
I mean... the fact he was re-elected kind of makes J6 look like nothing at all happened. Sure would be nice if there were some consequences.
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u/ShadowDragon8685 1d ago
That would honestly be for the best. It would create justification for Biden to declare an unprecedented emergency and order the military to crush the coup-rebellion. Then after a nice and thorough cleaning, hold new elections once all the MAGAts are imprisoned.
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u/Zerodyne_Sin 1d ago
they’d make Jan 6 look like nothing
So fucking what?I? It would be better for the American people to actually fight a bloody civil war than roll over and let their country be stolen to devolve into a full-blown oligarchy. People really don't understand how they're on the precipice of doom with all the 2025 plan shit. If the election was really stolen and the democrats and the Americans in general just let it go on with the delusion that they can recover in a few years, they deserve everything a drumpf dynasty would entail.
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 1d ago
Yeah I didn’t suggest anyone just roll over. I just said what the reaction would be
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u/MinuteMaidMarian 1d ago
And that’s why nothing will happen. Democrats are so fucking scared that they’ll just cower and turn the country over to fascism instead.
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u/Jkirk1701 8h ago
Democrats follow the Law.
If Trump had OPENLY led the Mob, he’d be in prison right now.
He’d be in prison anyway, except for Republican Merrick Garland slow walking the trial.
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u/Sarmelion 1d ago
So? If he cheated he should be stopped, the only things that matter are the facts.
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u/BrightPerspective 1d ago
NAhhh, the capitol police are ready for them this time. There's hidden doors, tear gas sprays, gun emplacements etc now
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u/Yeehaw_RedPanda 19h ago
Let's hope if they do another January 6th on January 20th, they only self emolate. I don't want a "not necessarily innocent, but in this context they are" cop to die who had to defend the white house like a soldier fighting back the opposition. Tbf, I think thats what you know you're signing up for if you become a cop in DC.
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u/aliquilts71 1d ago
He should never have been allowed to run this time. I still don’t understand it
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u/Jkirk1701 8h ago
Republicans have corrupted the legal system to the point they can actually defy the Constitution.
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u/Mxteyy 1d ago
The picture refers to the previous election in 2020
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u/marvsup 1d ago
I don't think so. It says "have hit headlines once again", implying that this is something that occurred after they were accused regarding the 2020 election.
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u/Weirdyxxy 22h ago
This is the article. The headlines are for events concerning court proceedings about the accusations regarding the 2020 election. It has nothing to do with 2024, except for the fact that Team Trump wanted these criminally suspicious individuals to be his electors
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u/marvsup 1d ago
Unfortunately, even if anything did come of this, even if it was shown that Trump didn't actually win, in all likelihood it would go to the Supreme Court and they would rule in his favor. It happened in 2000 when the Court ruled that there wasn't enough time for a recount in Florida, and that was on December 9th or 10th or somewhere around there.
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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 1d ago
This is all from the 2020 election where Trump's allies tried to steal the election with fake election certificates. It has no bearing on the 2024 election. Plus due to "Presidential immunity" Trump isn't even being charged in these cases.
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u/AlabasterPelican 1d ago
I don't think there is a mechanism of correction beyond the electoral college… shit would officially hit all of the fans if something like this came out because what exactly could be done to remedy within the bounds of the constitution? It's a nice dream though
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u/AccessibleVoid 20h ago
The article states that the once fake electors have been assigned positions as **legitimate** electors this time around. So, no, nothing will come of it. The disgrace is that the party of lies, misdirection and bullshit are supporting out and out criminals. Like one redditor once asked (paraphrased) "What happened to the republicans I could respect?"
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u/Borstor 1d ago
The GOP claims any election where they lose is fake, so why would you believe it when they claim they won?
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u/ShadowDragon8685 1d ago
I don't.
37 Felonies has been appointed by land over the will of the majority of American voters twice now. I don't believe he took Pennsylvania honestly.
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u/Professional_Tip9018 11h ago
Nah. honestly i believe it, and it’s time we accept the hand we’ve been dealt.
More than 50% of country actually likes this guy. He is normal, we are the abnormal ones.
Country is just way way worse than we thought, and the people are way way dumber or meaner than we thought.
And not to both sides the issue but the democratic party sucks omega hard too and doesn’t represent us either. We’re boned! Enjoy the schadenfreude as things continue to get worse
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u/ShadowDragon8685 11h ago
He actually lost the Popular election. Again.
If this was legit, it was another appointment by potato fields.
But I don't think it was fucking legit.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen 4h ago
He didn’t take any swing state honestly. It’s statistically impossible for him to have “won” the way he did.
Not like anything’s gonna get done about that.
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u/ShadowDragon8685 1h ago
Impossible? No.
About as plausibly honest as five brothers of the state lottery commissioner winning the lottery five months running, though.
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u/ThreeCraftPee 1d ago
Aaaaaaaaand absolutely nothing will happen. Garland was the worst person ever, fuck that guy, seriously
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u/left_hand_jan 1d ago
We’re essentially Russia when it comes to elections at this point. Republicans cheat and steal in the open because nobody holds them accountable. Then they win and make everyone’s lives worse, again, because nobody holds them accountable. It’s like a parent letting their child walk all over them and it’s fucking pathetic.
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u/9_of_wands 14h ago
Who would hold them accountable? And how would they do it?
Democracy only works when everyone buys into it, even the losers. As soon as someone decides to stop playing along, you're back to might-makes-right.
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u/Lnsatiabie 1d ago
Even if someone is alleged to be a pdf, I wouldn’t want them spending their time hanging out around schools and playgrounds.
Why are people who are still facing charges for election fraudulence in charge of the election?
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u/AntiBurgher 1d ago
Let’s maybe prosecute them this time. Also, let’s not be a dumbshit DA who blows up a case because she needed her fuck toy on staff.
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u/spellingishard27 1d ago
i would joke asking if anyone else is available 11 days from now, but i would very much like to no end up on a watchlist
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u/Ok_Friendship_6340 1d ago
we’ll all be on one soon enough anyway when Kash Patel starts going after everyone who hates the administration.
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u/KhaosElement 1d ago
Well, at least they were correct about one thing. There is a shitload of election interference.
Just not...by anybody but them...
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u/The_River_Is_Still 1d ago
Musk and Republicans 100% bought this election right in plain sight. The totally fixed the electoral college. There’s no way a disgraced piece of shit of that magnitude go elected after being massively fired. Welcome to the new America.
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u/SumerMann 1d ago
It literally makes no sense that Kari Lake is too extreme for Arizona but Trump isn't.
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u/Humans_Suck- 1d ago
If they already committed a crime in 2020 and democrats didn't do anything about it then why would this time be any different.
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u/BrightPerspective 1d ago
I figured as much. Somehow trump won most of the "Swing states", even after the major cities all voted harris.
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u/ZebZamboni 1d ago
Not LAMF.
What they did in 2020 is irrelevant to the 2024 election. They should 100% be prosecuted, but it's not going to change the outcome of anything now.
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u/Trace_Reading 1d ago
so he had people fucking LYING for him and his "victory" is in serious question.... punt his ass out of the country until we resolve this!
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u/Historical_Trust2246 1d ago
If these fuckers don’t go to prison then everyone should cheat next election, defeat the MAGA trash, and then cite to this bullshit when they come for you.
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u/FieryHammer 18h ago
In short republicans will control everything. They will sweep these away and enjoy their power while America burns down.
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u/Any-External-6221 1d ago
They’ll just say “it was Democrats posing as Republicans!”
Ok that takes care of that one. What’s next?
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u/cashmoney9000sfw 1d ago
You're starting to look like crazy Republicans... this is the SAME rhetoric we were making fun of...
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 11h ago
u/Icy_Condition_1158, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...