r/LV426 3d ago

Cast / Behind The Scenes Merry Christmas to the only cast member to have survived all the Aliens movies so far.

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u/Tornik 3d ago

The perfect organism.

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u/bakulaisdracula 3d ago

I admire its purity.

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u/Arctic_chef 3d ago

Its structural perfection matched only by its hostility (towards yarn).

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u/lizerdk 3d ago

Or anyone who scritch the belly for .25 seconds too long

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u/coastal_neon Pro-metheus 3d ago

Purrfection.

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u/EmergencyHeat69 3d ago

Big things have small beginnings.

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u/mfloreshostel 3d ago

You're dog meat, pal

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u/Ravengrimm0713 3d ago

This so, so nuts… I mean, listen! Listen to what you’re saying!

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 3d ago

Hold on, hold on just a second. Due to his age, this cat has a substantial dollar value attached to him.

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u/BillieGina 3d ago

UPVOTE!

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u/tylocephale_gilmorei 3d ago

I am pretty sure because of his time in cryo sleep with Ellen, Jones is the oldest (ordinary) cat in fiction. Hes gotta be like 70 right? 😅

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u/unclefishbits Seegson 3d ago

If it was a young adult around 3 years old and Ripley was in cryosleep 57 years with that cat, at the beginning of aliens it's probably around 60 and could ostensibly live to around 75 if he made it to 18

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u/tylocephale_gilmorei 3d ago

Yes lets go Jonesy boy

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u/SubterrelProspector 3d ago

Merry Christmas you little sh**head! 🎄🎅🎁☃️🐱

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u/OneFish2Fish3 BONUS SITUATION 3d ago

Jonesy is the best boy, don’t anyone ever say he died.

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u/pineapple-meet-pizza 3d ago

Like ever…

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u/ahsataN-Natasha 3d ago

One of my spawn is named Jones. Needless to say, he can’t wait until he’s old enough to watch the movies to watch that cat in action.

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u/celestier 3d ago

Jones as a first name for a human is wild

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u/ahsataN-Natasha 3d ago

Considering what some people name their kids, I find it rather tame hahah

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u/celestier 3d ago

It's wild to me but only because my last name is Jones 😭😭

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u/ahsataN-Natasha 3d ago

Ahh I love that! That was one of the things I liked about it… it’s such a common last name but not first. It’s simultaneously unique and totally ordinary.

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u/cBurger4Life 2d ago

As another last name Jones person, I approve. Not that you need permission from internet strangers lol

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u/MasterCrumble1 3d ago

Sorry I read that too fast, and thought you were waiting for your cat to turn 18, to watch the movies with it.

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u/Neverhityourmark 3d ago

Yea they had to write Jonesy out of the sequels since he was too powerful.

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u/Theyos 3d ago

Pretty sure Jonesy would be dead by A:R.

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u/neverelax 3d ago

Maybe he was frozen again. You don't know!! Poor Jonesy ;( ...stupid cat. Lol

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u/transmogrify 3d ago

There's a whole other lab on the Auriga, full of Jonesy clones...ies.

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u/DripRoast 3d ago

That actually seems plausible. If you're going on a long space voyage, you're probably going want to make sure your pet is still alive when you get back. Ripley had every intention of returning to her new home, and the technology exists. Why not right?

It's just the question of when they would decide to crack the lid in leiu of her safe return. You really gotta read the fine print of those pet freezing contracts. :P

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u/neverelax 2d ago

It seems pawsible indeed! I like to imagine when he wakes up in the future he will be able to travel at relativistic speeds outliving us all by millions of years!

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u/Game_Over_Man69 3d ago

It will be revealed in a future Alien Disney+ series that Jonesy was an android cat and still alive!

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u/xenotyranid Hudson 3d ago

Somehow, Jonesy returned.

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u/BigDinoCord_5000 1d ago

You secure that shit Hudson!

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u/Alik757 2d ago

Wasn't it a discarded plot point in Aliens?

And if they made perfect systhetic humans making systhetic animals a la Blade Runner should be easy.

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u/busybody1 2d ago

You mean lily cat?

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u/blackhorse15A 3d ago

Doesn't Alien: Romulus happen between Alien and Aliens? Jonesy is still in cryosleep with Ripley during Romulus.

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u/NixtonValentine 3d ago

It does, but I think they’re referring to Resurrection

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u/Deca_Durable WheresBowski 3d ago

Yes by the time of A:R Weyland Yutani had been bought out by Walmart and Jonesy would definitely be dead.

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u/kapn_morgan 3d ago

wow have a care

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u/PanthorCasserole 3d ago

He didn't survive his death.

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u/casper4824 3d ago

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u/Logan_SVD 1d ago

I was looking for that, thx

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u/theniwo 3d ago

Fun Fact: They used 4 different cats in the movie

Source: https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Jones_(cat)#Behind_the_Scenes#Behind_the_Scenes)

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u/4440111 3d ago

I had a Christmas rewatch of Alien and Aliens with my own little shit head today.

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u/Steepleofknives83 3d ago

Who the hell fed him after Ripley went back to LV426?

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u/PanthorCasserole 3d ago

She probably left him in a kennel where hopefully he got adopted eventually.

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u/Angxlafeld 3d ago

She left him with someone, he wasn’t there alone..

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u/Ainz-Ooal-Gown Nuke from Orbit 3d ago

After watching the alien in action and surviving, I think you should be worried about everyone else.

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u/VLSHK 3d ago

He plotted it all, I know it…

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u/ColdReferences 3d ago

A Flerken, of course it survived

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u/Sweaty-Sir8960 3d ago

The only answer considering that Xenomorphs are in the Marvel universe.

https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/marvel-vs-alien-variant-covers-xenomorphs

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u/tc4sure718 3d ago

Hello? Nine lives!!! Plus Cryo…..!

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u/TheTucsonTarmac 3d ago

He needs a spin off

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u/noonecaresUK 3d ago

Why not put him in charge?

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u/Free-Selection-3454 3d ago

Jonesy! Just came here to fanboy.

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u/ProfessorLongBrick 3d ago

The cat is a double agent

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u/RuncibleFoon 3d ago

Named my cat after this survivor...

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u/taffnads 3d ago

I'm convinced that cat is in on the whole thing and was actively helping the big chap to bump off the Nostromo crew.

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u/X3N04L13N 3d ago

Jonesy, aka ‘Little Shithead’

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u/Manestaltan 3d ago

Well I'm sorry to rain on your parade...

In alien 4 this little fleabag is long gone... So he didn't survive all the saga...

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u/No-Rub-9474 1d ago

There is no Alien 4 Resurrection, sry….

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u/stonefIies 2d ago

Hasn't even been born yet

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u/waftgray67 2d ago

“Here kitty, Jonesy…meow

Enough of the kitty crap”

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u/Vivid-Vibes 2d ago

He called out to his orange kin for complete control of their singular brain cell to survive. Who's a good kitty kitty.

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u/THX450 2d ago

I would love some batshit story that reveals Jonsey ended up being owned by one of the Wey-Yu commandos who showed up with Jonesy to Fury 161 and the damn cat witnessed Ripley’s death. Then for some reason Jones gets frozen again and doesn’t wake up until 200 years later.

It’s stupid as hell, but I’d love it.

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u/Piekart2001 2d ago

There were multiple little shitheads

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u/Acid-Reign161 1d ago

Morse survived.

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u/casper4824 1d ago

NP. Bill Paxdon was the slhit. RIP

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u/PoofPost 3d ago

the best cat ever!

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u/chadbrochillout 3d ago

Yeah but Rip just like.. left Jonesy in her micro apartment with an automatic feeder... I mean..

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u/Nothinghere727271 3d ago

Yeah, Jones was left on earth according to the novelization iirc

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u/chadbrochillout 3d ago

What I mean is.. he's stuck in the apartment. No one is coming to get him or anything

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 3d ago

Excuse me, Ripley survived Alien and Aliens....the only two Alien movies made....

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u/Nathaniel-Prime 3d ago

Technically, he didn't survive Resurrection. It's been like 500 years, he's most certainly dead by now.

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u/JarretGax 3d ago

They have the tech to extend pets lives by that point, and don't count out a bionic Jonesy.

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u/flynnfx LV-426 3d ago

No, he just used up 6 out of 9 lives, including hypersleep life extension.

:)

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u/No-Rub-9474 1d ago

Repeat slowly: that film never happened. It’s like Scrubs season 9.

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u/Due_Supermarket_6178 3d ago

Maybe he's a flerken and just never revealed it to anyone.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 3d ago

He's just turdleteh...like no aliems would dare with that chonky boi lol

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u/JasonVeritech 3d ago

How old was he in Covenant?

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u/Wiggles2391 3d ago

It died on the 3rd movie. It didn't survive the crash

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u/Mr_Autobot_390 2d ago

The cat wasn't in the crash. Ripley left him back on Earth, or the space station orbiting Earth.