r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/bigbusta • 1d ago

Playing on the trampoline

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u/Dull_Ad8495 1d ago

So... The kids drove the front loader over there and parked it?

The kids are the least fucking stupid thing about this post.

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u/Ur_Killingme_smalls 11h ago

Kids could fucking die doing this and some adult set this up and filmed it.

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u/Dull_Ad8495 11h ago

I wonder if he had them climb inside before he lifted it. The more I look at this, I don't see any other way they could've gotten up there. Unless they climbed it, which may be even more dangerous. Either way, the adults are the morons in this scenario.

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u/jun9ei999 7h ago

Id say he did but that doesn't make this much safer

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u/NotTukTukPirate 15h ago

It's shit like this that is the reason I think people should need to take a test and acquire a licence in order to have children.

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u/savage_boi_Ajax 1d ago

Istg I imagined some final destination level shit of kid bouncing high enough to impale himself on those claws

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u/Average-Anything-657 1d ago

I pictured him using it like a diving board and doing a pencil jump, but not jumping forward far enough, scraping the shit out of his heels and legs and back, slamming the base of his head down between the teeth, then sliding off while rotating forwards enough while falling to land on his neck and break it.

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u/cdbangsite 1d ago

Or instead of his shorts getting pulled down he ends up with an iron tooth up his butt.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 1d ago

r/parentsarefucking dumb to put the thing up there

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u/TyrannoNerdusRex 1d ago

Came here to say this. A giant metal plate with spikes right above a bouncy surface. Fucking moronic.

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u/CriticalHit_20 1d ago

Pretty sure this was intentional. It'd be hard to get high enough to hit it just by jumping on the trampoline.

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u/wereallthrowaway 1d ago

you've never hit a double bounce clearly.

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u/Slierfox 1d ago

I don't think that sub reads how you want it too đŸ€”

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u/No_Look24 1d ago

No
 that just created the problem in the first place

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u/Michael_Dautorio 1d ago

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 1d ago

đŸ«Ł Autocorrect, just realize now when u comment

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u/Michael_Dautorio 1d ago

I just can't believe it's actually a sub.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 1d ago

Same, but it's only 1 Video posted and 2 Text posts questioning this sub

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u/fonix232 1d ago

The sticker placement on the trampoline is perfect - no need for censuring.

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u/LR7X 1d ago

Kids aren't stupid here, adults did this.

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u/sjbfujcfjm 1d ago

Haha. Gods so funny when tries to injure your child. Silly goose

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u/philyppis 1d ago

Imagine believing in a God who lifts people with tractors (idk the name of this vehicle in english).

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u/Scummbagg7 1d ago

Front loader

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u/NoCriminalRecord 1d ago

Great way to rip your ass apart. Great way to impale your foot.

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u/thespeedboi 1d ago

Yeah, if you're gonna do that you gotta take the teeth off at least, pull the net down and put the bucket lower.

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u/Good-Table5566 1d ago

Wake up, new wedgie just dropped!

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u/OldERnurse1964 1d ago

I don’t thin kids should be allowed to operate heavy equipment

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u/1freedum 1d ago

That is not what that scripture says

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u/Mementoes121655 1d ago

That kid experienced the worst wedgie of his entire life

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u/notLankyAnymore 1d ago

I am confused by the chosen Bible verse. The verse is commonly used when god fucks up in the Bible or prayer doesn’t work. So the parents just want to insert a Bible verse where it doesn’t make sense.

“For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord.

I vote ESH. r/KidsAreFuckingStupid and r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb both apply.

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u/FantasyGamerYT 22h ago

I don't even think it was necessary 😭

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u/ZEROs0000 23h ago

I had a pretty traumatic trampoline accident as a kid. My friend, sister, and I were jumping on our trampoline and my friend and I caused my sister to double bounce. I fell down and I look up to see her laughing as she plummeted down onto me. When she clashed into me, I went unconscious but when I awoke I saw her pulling clumps of hair and skin out of her mouth. Her teeth had went into my scalp and ripped it apart. She went running inside to get my mom. I recall my face being completely covered in blood. When I went up the stairs to the deck I stopped myself before going into the house cause I knew my mom would have my ass if I got blood on the carpet. When my mom saw what was happening she instructed my sister to go grab some towels to help with the bleeding. My sister grabbed towels and when my mom saw the towels she yelled (more in a panic) at my sister, “Not the nice towels!” (She did end up using the nice towels) Since my family couldn’t afford an ambulance my mom drove me to the emergency room where they glued my scalp back together and sent me on my way. My hair grew in curly on that section of my head for roughly 10 years before straightening out lol.

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u/Walrusliver 21h ago

jesus christ

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u/LargeAssumption7235 1d ago

These parents should be humiliated. Irresponsible dopes

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

The moment he realized he fucked up

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u/blackie_stallion 1d ago

Still not as good as the guy hitting the building losing his shorts

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u/Quandale836352952 3h ago

W sticker bro could’ve had his cheeks revealed

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 9h ago

Lol. Bunch of city nerds freaking out over this is so funny to me.

Sheltered ass helicopter parents. Your kids will grow up with anxiety to simply leave the house. Gauranteed.

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u/Ranga-Banga 7h ago

Exactly, we pushed our trampoline up against a tree and jumped out of the tree from stupids heights down onto the trampoline.

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u/BidAffectionate5743 1d ago

God planned for him to fall?

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u/rebri 9h ago

Adults are fucking stupid. They are just lucky the kid didn't hit their head on one of the tines on the loader bucket on the way down. Encouraging this type of behavior in children is just stupid.

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u/Dmaxjr 1d ago

That is the first idea. A hydraulic failure would be catastrophic. WTF

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u/GowronsStare 23h ago

Assaiah 2:24/7

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u/Walrusliver 21h ago

those teeth will flay your leg down to the bone or amputate it entirely if you fall and slide across one

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 9h ago

And people like you(who want to call CPS over this), shouldn't be allowed to vote

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack 7h ago

Really? So you think these kids in the clip are shitty children?

And you think you have the moral highground here?

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u/smokeyser 6h ago

What's so shitty about the children in this video? They appear to be having a pretty good time. And they're outside the house without suffering from crippling anxiety because their parents aren't hovering over them proclaiming every experience a near-death encounter.